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Santa ghar aaya to dekha k wife bed pe nangi leti hai, paseena nikal raha hai aur saans fooli hui hai.

Santa:Kya hua?

Wife: dil ghabra raha hai,Doctor ko leke aao.

Santa dr. ko lene bhaga to bache ne darwaze pe rok k kaha: Banta uncle bed k niche nange lete hue hain!

Santa gusse me wapis aya,bed k niche se usse nikala aur bola, "behan deya yaara, bhabi teri nu heart-attack hoya ae,te tu lun kad ke bache nu darra reha aein.