cOrrEct t!mE tO dr!nk wAtEr....!nfOrmAt!vE mEssAgE....

The Correct Timing to Drink Water will Maximize its Effectiveness to the Human Body :-

1. Two Glass of water 30 minutes

Before meals will Help Digestion.

2.One Glass after U wake up Help

active internal organs.

3. One Glass Before U sleep will Help avoid stroke or Heart Attack at Midnight.

4.One Glass after Taking a Bath Helps Lower Blood Pressure..

This is a GooD Message Please Pass

on to the People Whom U Care about.

chEm!st shOckEd.......

DROPADI chemist se :- bhaiya 105 Condom dena, chemist bola 105 kya karogi, .DROPADI boli: mat pocho bhaiyaPandavo aur Korwo ka com-pro-mise ho gaya hai.

A ch!Ld plAy!ng w!th h!s tOy trA!n.......

1 Bachcha apni toy train se khel raha tha aur bar bar bol raha tha-

"jis Harami ko chadna hai chad: jao, jis Kamine ne utarna hai utar jao."

Baap ne uski train rok kar use zor se thappad laga diya.

Bachche ne rone ke 5 min baad phir se train uthai aur bolne laga "jis Harami ko chadna hai chad jao, jis Kamine ne utarna hai utar jao."

"Pehle hee kisi Kanjar ki wajha se Train 5 min late ho gayi hai..!!"

sAntA....

Santa: sali se, teri didi busy he tu Niki ko Dudh pila de. sali: muze dudh hi nahi ata santa: kamal he display to bada show sha wala he,stock kuch nahin?

trUth Of l!fE....

How true...bt ppl these days fail to undrstand dat:

' There is nothing like BUSY, it's always about Priorities'...

pOsEss!vnEss.....

Posessiveness cums wen dere's a fear of losing d luvd1!Not coz dey dnt bliv u,bt dey dnt hv faith on othrs who may take advantage of ur sweetness...

7 cOmpl!cAtEd fActs AbOut wOmEn.....

7 complicatd facts abt women:

1Most imp thng 4 women is financial securty.

2Although dis is imp, dey stil go out & buy xpensiv cloths.

3Although dey alwys buy xpensiv cloths, dey nvr hv anythg 2 wear.

4Although dey nvr hv anythg 2 wear, dey alwys dress beautfuly.

5Although dey alwys dress beautfuly, dey r nvr satisfd.

6Although dey r nvr satisfd, dey stil xpect men 2 complimnt dem.

7Although dey xpect men 2 complimnt, whn dey do, dey dont believe thm;-)

Awsum truth.....

Awsum truth:

1 Day,

I will leave the world and never come back.

You will cry when you will see my number.

You will miss me when you sit alone, won't be able to hear my laugh and voice ever again.

There will be no more ME to irritate, tease, make you laugh, and say sorry stupidly.

Tears might flow out of eyes, but i will be gone, long and forever.

So Enjoy My silly stupid Company as much Before i close my eyes forever...

yOngEstErs l!fE.....

Youngstrz lyf on air-

u r single wanna make ur own image... u go to rodies den u feel alone aftr d stardum slows down.. N u go to splitsvilla on (mtv) to mingle..u gt urself a partner.. u doubt him/her so u go to emotional attyachar on (bindaas)..in case u find dm clear u go to 'truth luv n cash (t.l.c) on channl ['v'],they choose cash n cheatd on u..so u go to axe ur ex on channel [V].. Finaly satisfied..;):D

ENgl!sh tEst.......

Laalu appears in english test.

Q-Make sentnce wid PINK, GREEN, YELLOW?

Lallu's ans: Wen d phone ring GREEN..GREEN..just PINK it up

& say YELLOW..:-D

sAntA's lAw......

Santa Badly Wantd 2 Become a Gr8 Man

So After Long Research

He Made a New Additn To Newton's Law

'Loose Motion Can Nvr B Done In Slow Motion'

rAjn!kAnt.....

1bar Rjniknt khana bnane volcano pr gya..

Bt he got shocked!

:-P

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bcoz hum waha already papad sek rhe the..Bahut ho gyi Rjniknt ki taarif.

fr!Endsh!p.......

Friendship is not a degree to start & finish within 3 or 4 years It is a lifetime

course, not just to study but also to feel, live & love-forever.

fOr lAd!Es mAkE-up mAkEs A lOt Of d!ffrEncE......

Doctor-Apka Weight 65Kg Tha,

Aaj 55 Ho Gya Hai

Apko Koi Danger Bimari Hai.

Lady:

Sir, Zald-Baji Me Mai Aaj Makeup Kar k Nahi Aai Hu

m!nd blOw!ng fAct.......

Mind blowing fact-

Evry1 wears left shoe last..

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Don't believe it?

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Proof: when we wear one shoe, d other one is left..

Keep scratching ur head...!!:-D

Good Night Dear

grEAt wOrds.......

Great Words...

"This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,

I Don't Know How People Find Time To Study."

-William Nalayak

prOud tO bE jAat.....

Bandh k saafa jb CHOUDHARY taiyaar hote,

Utha k RIFEL jb jeep pe sawar hote,

Duniya chhat p chadh k dekhti aur kehti kash hm bi jaat hote.

u r thE swEetEst pErsOn !n th!s wOrld......

U R da

swtest person

in d world

It's true yar

Q

vishwas nhi

ho raha na

OK

Mere room k

Bulb ki

kasam

Aaila!!

ye

Fuse

kaise ho gaya..??:-D

gudnite

!n shOrt ! m d!sturb!ng yEw.....

Hi what r U doing.?

I'm Propagating a Unicameral form of Idiosyncrasy occuring Malevolently in the Meritorious Piece of Claterubial Brain.

In short I'm Disturbing U..!!:-P

k!ng cObrA b!Et!ng rAjn!kAnt.....

Once King Cobra

Bited Rajnikanth

After 5 Days of Severe Pain.

Finally.

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Cobra Died.

rAjn!kAnt.....

Ek baar Ek judge ne RAJNIKANT ko crime karte hue dekh liya

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Toh kya?

Tabse Kaanoon Andha hogaya!

An !nd!An hAv!ng brEAkfAst.......

An indian havin breakfast.An Amercan chewin gum enters and strts chattn wid d indian

Amercan:do u eat d entire bread ?

Indian:yes

Amercan:we only eat d innr part.d crust is recycld and sent to india

Amercan:do u eat jelly ?

Indian:yup

Amercan:we only eat fresh fruits.d peel is recycld and sold in india

Indian : wat do u do wid used condoms ?

Amercan:v throw dem obviously

Indian: in india v recyle d usd condom to make chewing gums and sell dem to usa.:-D

hE!ght Of tEll!Ng l!e......

Wat is d maximum hight of telling a lie?

A japanese girl lookng in2 d mirror and singing a song

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mere mast mast do nain!....

Gm.

dArdnAak kAhAn!.........

"DARDNAAK KAHANI"

1 boy gal ko chahta tha,

Magar gal nahi janti thi!

1 din boy ne himmat ki aur us se kaha k "tum mujhe achhi lagti ho." to gal ko gussa aya aur usne boy ki naak pe mukka maar dia.

boy ki naak me bhot dard hua aur

Is tarah ye

'DARD' 'NAAK' wali kahani khatm hui.. :)

hOw A mAthEmAtc!an g!rl AbusE.......

Mathmatician ladki gaali kaise degi-

"kyun be dharti pe unsolved equation, trignometry k undefined angle, vector k triple product, beta itna differentiate krungi k jindgi me kabhi integrate nhi ho payega :-D

EvEryth!ng !s !ncOmplEtE w!thOut mE........

Every thing is incomplete without 'Me'.

__mory

__lody

co__dy

ti__

ga__

so__thing

__aning

__eting

Even this lovely

__ssage

So dont 4get 'ME'!

Gud eve

hE!ght Of stAtus.......

Height of Status:-

Lady Goes to a Fruit Shop..

Shopkeeper:- Your Dog is eating my Fruits.

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Lady:- Shona, Don't eat the Fruit widout washing them..

shAyAr! Of thE dAy......

"Shayari of the day -

Aankh kya maarti h maar de talvar..

Gaur farmaiye..

aankh kya maarti h maar de talvar,

karti h saccha pyar to khol de salvar"..B-)!

hArdEst truth......

Hardest truth of life:

"We still wait for our spl one's to msg dailyBut we dnt know

dat they are busy

wid their 'spl ones"!

twO trAgE!c th!ngs !n l!fE.......

Two things in lyf wch r more tragic dan death.

1.your love loves you and you dont know this.

2.Your love does not love you and you know it...

g!vE t!mE tO ur lOvE OnE's As thEy ArE much mOrE !MpOrtAnt thEn mOnEy !s ..............

Nyc stry:

A tired man came home late frm his whole day hardwork.

His 5yr old son was waitng 4 him at d door

Son- Dad may i ask u a question?

Dad- ya

Son- dad how much do u make an hour?

Dad- dats not ur busines

Son- plz tel me

Dad- 20$ pr hour

Son- dad, may i plz borrow 10 $?

Dad got angry n shoutd on d kid 2 go to d bed.

The litle boy went 2 d room n shut d door.

After sumtym man got calm n he went to kid's room n said-

Sorry 4 being so rude. Here is ur 10$ u askd for

Kid smiled- oh thank u daddy!

Then boy tuk out sum coins he had kept under d pillow, he countd them n said- "Dad, i hav 20$ now.

Can i buy an hour of ur time? Plz cum home early 2morow. I wud like 2 hav dinner wid u."

Moral- plz give tym 2 ppl who love u.

Share d story wid ppl u luv...Bt even better, share 20 $ worth of tym wid sum1 u love...:)

truE fr!Ends ArE l!KE th!s..........

Sacche dost ki 3 Nishaniyaan :-

1. Behenchod bagair kaam ke phone nahi karega.

2. Chutiye ko kisi kaam ke liye kahoge to foran kahega 'Ho Jayega'.. par ek din ka kaam 10 din tak latka dega.

3. Ladkiyo ko senti msgs karega aur hame sirf..chut, gand, lund aur raando wale hi msgs bhejega!

tEAchEr tEAch!ngs studEnts....s!ngulAr n plurAl.......

Teacher: Bachon aJ hum ekvachan ur bahuvachan sikhege

Teacher: Ek aurat ek khidki se jhaank kar dekh rahi hai.

Bache: Ye ek vachan hua.

Teacher: Bahut si auraten bahut sari khidkiyon se jhaank kar dekh rahi hain.

Bache: Ye to G.B ROAD hua..

AkshAy kumAr th!s t!mE......

Akshay kumar jab 47 saal ka hoga to uska short naam kya hoga

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rAjn!kAnt At hIs bEst AgA!n........

Rajnikanth creates new email id:

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Gmail@Rajnikanth.com

Google shockz..

Computer blocks..

Hacker dies..

Virus cries...

fOr fr!Ends....AlwAz kEep sm!ll!ng........

A sweet line aftr a huge fight.

"Sorry bey, ab dhang se bol le".

A sweet line 4 a frnd wen scolded 4m teacher.

"Chhod na yar ye teachr pagal hai.Hmare piche hi padi rehti hai".

A sweet line wen a grup member is absent.

"Yaar,idiot ki himmat dekho, aaya tak nahi".

A sweet line wen we wer blank at xams.

"Sale kitni sheet bharega. Mujhe bhi to bata".

A sweet line wen all grup got punishd.

"Sab teri wajah se hua stupid".

Wid tearz,Da sweetst line wen all seprate..

"Tu bahut pagal hai yar,sath chodd raha hai. Pta nai fir kab milnge".

Send dis 2 all ur frnz n mak dem smile reminding such moments :)

rElAt!On bEtwEen cOffE shOp n w!nE shOp......

Question.What is the relationship between coffee shop and wine shop.Answer.Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and dies at the wine shop.

!nfOrmAt!vE mEssAgE......

The Correct Timing to Drink Water will Maximize its Effectiveness to the Human Body :-

1. Two Glass of water 30 minutes

Before meals will Help Digestion.

2.One Glass after U wake up Help

active internal organs.

3. One Glass Before U sleep will Help avoid stroke or Heart Attack at Midnight.

4.One Glass after Taking a Bath Helps Lower Blood Pressure..

This is a GooD Message Please Pass

on to the People Whom U Care about.

bf Ask!ng h!s gf tO lOosE 100 gm Of wE!ght tO lOok mOrE sExy.....

Boy :- Agar tum 100 gram weight kam kar lo to tum jyada Sexy lagogi.

Girl :- Ye kaise ?

Boy :- Very easy, tum apni Bra aur
Panty utaar do

gAl sAy!ng tO hEr bf.....mAkE mE fEel l!kE ur w!fE....

A girl removed her jeans!
Threw at her boyfriend n said
"MAKE ME FEEL LYK A WIFE"
boy also removed his jeans Threw at d girl n said
"WASH BOTH D JEANS....!!"

n!cE msg.......

Kyon Marte Ho Yaaron Sanam Ke Liye,
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Na Degi Duppata Kafan Ke Liye,
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Marna Hai To Maro Watan Ke Liye,
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Tiranga To Milega Kafan Ke Liye...........!

hAppy rEpubl!c dAy.....! LOvE my !nd!A....

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HAPPY
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> I
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INDIA

hAppy rEpubl!c dAy....

Sare jahan se acha hindustan hmara hmara..
Sare jahan se acha hindustan hmara hmara..
Hum bulbule h iske..
Ye gulsitan hmara hmara..
Jai hind..!!
HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY..

sAntA n bAntA.....

Santa sharab p k tala kholne laga
Hath kaapne ki vajh se tala nhi khula
Banta:Tala me khol deta hu
Santa:Tala me kholunga tu makaan pakad.:

rAjn!kAnt's msg.....

This Msg is being Sent by Rajanikant in the Interest of Humanity-
"Guys Plz Stop making Jokes on Me, otherwise I will Delete the INTERNET".

m!ss!On succEsfull.....

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MISSION
SUCCESSFUL...:D
gmrng:-)

mAjOr n cAmEl....

A Major was posted at a very Remote Station.
On a visit,
He saw a Camel there n asked a soldier,
Why it was there?
The soldier said that all the Soldiers Use it when they become very Desperate Sexually...
One Night the Major became very Desperate Sexually n Culdnt Control...
So He called a Soldier n asked to bring d Camel and a High Stool.
He then, stood on d Stool behid d Camel n Fucked It
3-4 Times Wildly for whole Night.
When He was done,
He asked d Same Soldier wd Pride-
"IS THIS THE WAY YOU USE IT."

Soldier in a Shocking State-
"NO Sir!
We just Ride It to d next Village,
where Prostitutes live.

sAntA...

Santa Dials a Number.....

A girl received

Santa: Hello Kaun?

Girl: Main sita.

Santa: o teri!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya.
Sorry MAATE:-D

mOst lOvEAblE rEply......

*Most lovable reply*
Gal-u deserve everything nd i desrve nothng.
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Boy: i m nothin & u r my everythin.. Do we deserve each other now..!

pArEnts ArE grEAt....

Parents cant do more than this-

Ghar ki bani desi ghee ki mithai aur paranthe lekar Maa Baap,
college mein padh rahe bete se milne uske hostel ja pahunche.
Unhe saade kapdo mein dekh kar ek ladki ne pucha-
"Hello Sweetu who are they"

Ladke ne kaha-"They are the servant from my village"

Maa Baap ki ankhon mein khushi ke aansoon aa gaye.

Pata hai kyun?

Yeh jaan kar ki,

'HAMARA BETA AB ENGLISH BOLNE LAG GAYA HAI'.

pr!ncEss mEet A tAlk!ng frOg....

A princess meets a talking frog.

Princess: Shall I kiss u to make u a handsome prince?

Frog: Dat was in my grandpa's days...I need a blowjob bitch!:-|

jAcky chAn !s my fr!End...

QΨΛIF_X I E5ΦO xL 4ET/?KA4 i)Ψ&E DQL \ΨXΓQ xDΦ EQΨU# 4QI2AIΠ....

Aankhe fad-fad k kya dekh rhe ho,
JACKY CHAN dost hai apna,
JAPAN se SMS bhejta rehta h.

r!s!ng pr!cEs Of pEtrOl....

Best ever Quote at a petrol pump:

"Kripya yaha dhumrapan na karen,Aapki zindagi ki koi kimat ho na ho,pr
petrol ki kimat bahut h.Ha..Ha..

bE !N tOuch............

U scrol thru ur contcts in ur cell.

Ech name u see pops up a diff story in ur mind & u miss a heartbeat at a few spcl ones.

U r confused vth ur own feelings & den u find urself smiling at nothing.

U realise that u were cherishing all the gud moments vth ech of them.

Without a 2nd thought, u end up snding a msg or calling up.

But, 10 yrs from now, is it gonna be the same..??

Will u atleast giv a missed call to the ones that were once ur dearest..??

U feel a distance that u were unaware of and u wish u were closer.

Just wanna say "Be in Touch".

Dedicated to all my special one's...u r really spcl..:)

smAll k!d's lOvE stOry.........

Small kid's luv story:-

Us k Kadam Jaha-Jaha Pde,Hm Ne Wo Jagah Choom Li or Wo Bewafa Meri Mmi Se Ja Kr Boli AapKa Beta Mitti Khata H..?

pr!vAte jOb !sn't EAsy

Private Naukri karna Bachhon ka Khel nahin hai GHALIB..

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Bas itna Samajh Leejiye ki

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NAWABON ki Basti hai aur

Jhuk-Jhuk ke jana hai..

frnds nEvEr chAngEs.........

Som1ns Self-Experiencd msg..

I deletd 1 of my frnd's no.in my phonbuk coz of certain misundrstndings b/w us..2day i recivd a frnship msg..frm an unknwn no. i replied woh r u?

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& ws really shockd 2 get d reply frm dat no. That-

"how" ki spelling me "w" baad me ata hai, pehle nhi.

real frnz never change!

why ! msg yEw.........

What do you think,

why I sms you?

Is it because I care you

OR

I miss you?

OR

I like you?

OR

I need you?

Na-pagle-Na

I?ve to utilize free sms package.

Gud mrng..:-)

hEArt tOuch!ng msg...........

Bf & gf played a game..

Dey'll write whatever dey want 2 change in each other..

after 1 hr,dey finished deir wrk.

D boy's eyes filld wid tear reading the 7pgs of her gf;-(

then his gf started crying bcoz her bf only wrote:

"i wnt 2 change ur surname to mine"!

Moral:

Accept d 1 u luv,

d way they r...

sAntA !n mArkEt......

Santa sabji lene gya..

Sabji wala sbji par pani chidhak raha tha..

Santa intzar krta ra..

Jb kafi der ho gai to bola-Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho to 1 kilo tol de

bus cOnductOr n ch!ld.....

CONDCTER BACHE SE-TUM HAMESA DARWAJE ME KHADE RAHTE HO

TUMARA BAAP CHOKIDAR H KYA?

BACHA-TU HMESA PAISE MANGTA H TERA BAAP BHIKHARI HAI KYA

rAjn! n hArry....

Rajnikant apne sweeper se naraz ho gaya or use jor se laat mari,sweeper 2din tak jhaadu sahit udta rha or fir..

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wohi HARRY POTTER k naam se famous hua..

thrEe k!nds Of Engg. studEnts......

There are 3 kinds of students in engineering...

Some make wonders happen..!

Some see wonders happen..!

Others wonder what happened..!:-D

truE Engg!nEer....

PAKKA ENGINEER:

External examiner to an engineering student:

Why does a capcitor block DC but allows AC to pass through?

Student: ''See sir, capacitor is like this ---| |---

DC comes straight like this ------

& the capacitor stops it.

But AC Goes UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN like this . --- ..' '.

----||---:---||---. ' ..___ ..'

and jumps over the capacitor;)

Extrnl:Sala Aaj jaakar mujhe capacitor ka concept samajh mein aaya.

:-D;-D;-D

sAntA n bOss......

Boss asked SANTA to bring 2 corner tickets 4 a movie to go with his Girl Frnd.

SANTA Brought 2 corner tickets

A1---------A40

Jiyo Santa..

wOrld's dAngErOus AlphAbEt......

Wich is d most dangrous alphabet?

"W"

BCZ all WORRIES start D "W"

Who?

Why?

What?

When?

Which?

Whom?

Where?

WAR!

Wine

Women

&

Finally

WIFE

usE bOrOpluS fOr burns......

SARDAR 2 his wife: Aaj murgi to bahut tasty he kuch alag masala lagaya kya?

Wife: Nahi ji murgi jal gai thi isliye BOROPLUS lagaya tha..:-P:-D

dctr n w!fE......

Dctr-Apke PATI ko aaram ki zarurt h,ye lo nind ki goliya

Wife-me unhe roz kitni goliya du?

Dr-Inhe ap hi kha lena,unhe aram khud hi mil jayega:-*

Enggnrs rOcks.......

A Shy Young Guy Goes To Bar &Sees A BeautifulGal Sittng Alone..He Gathers SomeCourage,, Goes ToHer Table & Asks:"Would You Mind If I Sit Here Besides You.??"She Responds Loudly: "No I Don't Wanna Spend The Night With You!!"Everyone At BarTurns & Stares At Them..Young Guy Shocked & Embarrassed GoesBack To His Table..After Few MinuteThat Gal Slowly Walks To Him,,Apologizes & Says"You See I'm A Student In Psychology &Studying How People Respond To Embarrassing Situations!!"Guy Responds Loudly "What!!Rs.3000/- Dats Too Much!!" Everyone Stares Back Again..Guy Silently Whispers "Le pange ENGG. STUDENT Se"

whAt !s prEgnAnt......

Bachcha maa se : mom ye pregnant kya hota hai ?

mom ne gusse se dekha to wo samjha k gusse ko pregnant kehte hain..

2nd day bacha school se ate huye ek ladki k upar gir gaya.

Ladki ki maa: chilla kr boli ye kya battameezi hai?

Bachcha bola: gira teri beti k upar hu or pregnant tu ho rahi hai.

!mpOtAncE Of "i".....

How can u "SM_LE" Without "I"?How can u b "N_CE" without "I"?How can u "W_SH" Without "I"?How can u "L_VE" without "I"Ab maan bhi jao! "I"am very important.

rAcE w!th t!mE......

Boss of all Rajanikanth jokes :-

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Once Rajani decided to race wit time...

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RESULT IS

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time is still running...!

mms p!c

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sAntA n bAntA At h!s bEst.....

Santa: Yaar Koi aisa Karobaar bata jis me zyada Munaafa ho?

Banta: Aisa kar Sardiyo me sasti Baraf le Kar Garmiyon Me Bech de

What an IDEA!!

wOrds frOm A brOkEn hEArt....

A little boy lost his love in tsunami..

1 day while standing on d sea shore

he said to the sea-

'See, no matter how many times ur waves touch my feet, i cn nvr 4gv u..'

OnE r!sky quEst!On...

1 risky Ques.-Agar 1 taraf sher khada ho

Aur

Dusri taraf

Mera khada ho

to batao

tum kis ki taraf jaoge?

Ab haso mt bolo

jan pyari h ya ____

AmAz!ng fAct AbOut Engg cOllEgE tEAchErs.....

One Amazing thing in all Engineering COlleges:

Teachers WhO Seemed SO Stupid in Class,

Suddenly BecOme SO Intelligent During Viva !!

:-D

sAch kA sAmnA.....

Welcome to "Sach ka Saamna" Jawaab Sirf HAA ya NAA me Dena hai.

to Lo Aapke Liye Pahla Sawaal

Kya Ghar Me Sab Jaante hai, Ki Aap "Bewakoof" ho?

n!cE sAy!ng.....

Kisi ne kya khub kaha h:-

Kisi se agar juda hona itna hi aasan hota

To jism se rooh ko lene kabhi farishte na aate...

cOld.......

~Oh terri..

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Ainnee Thand....

hAryAnA jAAt n A g!rl.....

Haryana ka jaat 1 chhori te aapne pyaar ka ijhaar karan gya.

jaat - i lov u chori.

Chhori boli - thappad maroo key?

Jaat - phir ghusand te bach legi?

stup!d sc!EncE----Accrdng tO sAntA.....

Santa says= Science kehta h ki Paani boil karne se Germs mar jaate hai but kisi ko ye nahi pata ki Germs ki Dead bodies to paani me hi reh jati h

Stupid science.

fOr gAls Only.....

Its amazing how v change..

From our childhood to our adolescence..

From vaseline to lip glow..

From rattles in hand to car keys..

From baby shoes to 6-inch pencil heels..

From johnsons baby stuff to loreal, garnier & ad infinitum..

From small pink hand to teenage manicured hand..

But one thing that don't change is that "WE Are Still Mum's Little Girl And Papa's Dolls forever.."

Gudnyt:-):-)

ded!cAtEd tO spEc!al OnE's....

U scrol thru ur contcts in ur cell.

Ech name u see pops up a diff story in ur mind & u miss a heartbeat at a few spcl ones.

U r confused vth ur own feelings & den u find urself smiling at nothing.

U realise that u were cherishing all the gud moments vth ech of them.

Without a 2nd thought, u end up snding a msg or calling up.

But, 10 yrs from now, is it gonna be the same..??

Will u atleast giv a missed call to the ones that were once ur dearest..??

U feel a distance that u were unaware of and u wish u were closer.

Just wanna say "Be in Touch".

Dedicated to all my special one's...u r really spcl..:)

sEx n AgE......

SEX

At 8-ignor it,

At 18-feel it

At 28-xplor it

At 38-enjoy it

At 48-pay 4 it,

At 58-pray 4 it,

At 68-beg 4 it,

At 88-Ab mar bhi jaa hawas ke pujari...

mdu rOcks........

Once Rajnikant Appeared for MDU exms. n

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He FAILED

MDU Rocks. Rajni Ho Ya Gajini...MDU me sbki bajni!

k!d n dAd.....

KID:y some of ur hair r white dad?

DAD:Every time u make me unhapy,one of my hair turns white.

KID:Now i understand y grandpa's hair r ALL white

unbEAtEn wOrds....

Unbeaten word

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'RAJANIKANT':-D

Ha ha

! NevEr thOught ur fAthEr cOuld bE......chEm!st....

Girl:"Pls come home for dinner".

Boy feels happy,
goes to a chemist shop & asks him how to use condoms.

That night he was shocked to see her parents at home.

Girl:"Come in. Dont stand out. I never thought u cud b so shy".

Boy:"I never thought ur father cud b
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a chemist"...@

rAjn!kAnt tEAch!ng A ch!ld hOw tO plAy h!dE n sEAk...whO !s dAt bOy....

Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukka chuppi























Today that child is known as Osama Bin Laden.

whAt wOuld hAppEn !f rAm, lAkshmAn, s!tA, rAvAnA usEs fAcEbOok.....

Ramayan with Facebook twist:
Ram changed his Relationship status to married.
Lakshman & Sita like this.
Ravan kidnapped Sita.
Lanka's people like this.
Ram commented on Ravan's kidnap of Sita: Dude, u're so dead! X-(
Hanuman likes this comment.
Hanuman burns Ravan's Lanka.
Ram & Sita like this.
Ram commented: Well done, bro!!
Ram updated his status (via Fb mobile): On my way to battle wid Ravan. May the Force be with me!
Lakshman, Sita & Hanuman like this.
Sita commented: Come on, hubby! I'm counting on you!
Ravan also commented: Dude, bring it on!!@

l!ttlE bOy Ask!ng h!s dAd.....hOw wAs ! BOrn

Little Boy: Dad, How was I Born..?
Dad: Well, Son Ur Mom & I Got 2gether ¡ "Yahoo". We Set up A Date Via "E-Mail" & Met In "Cyber Cafe".
Ur Mom Agreed 2 "Download" data from my "Pendrive". So i put it in ur mom's USB "Port" and just wen i was abt 2 "Transfer", we realised none of us had "Installed" an "Antivirus or Firewall".It was too late 2 hit "Cancel"...
9months later a "Pop up window" appeared saying "U have got a male".

shAyAr!.....

Galtiyon se juda Wo bhi nhi Main bhi nhi.
Dono insaan h, khuda Wo bhi nhi Main bhi nhi.
Wo mujhe or Main use ilzaam dete h mgar,
Apne andar jhankti Wo bhi nhi main bhi nhi.
Galat fahmiyo ne kar di dono me paida duriya,
Wrna fitrat ki buri Wo bhi nhi main bhi nhi.
Is ghumti Zindgi mein dono ka safar jari raha,
Ek lamhe ko ruki Wo bhi nhi ruka main bhi nhi.
Chahte dono bahut ek dusre ko hain mgar,
Ye haqiqat hai k maanti Wo bhi nhi main bhi nhi....

sAntA bAntA.....

Santa: Yaar Koi aisa Karobaar bata jis me zyada Munaafa ho?
Banta: Aisa kar Sardiyo me sasti Baraf le Kar Garmiyon Me Bech de
What an IDEA!!

shE!lA....

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SHEILA
AB YE NACHEGI
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Nach SHEILA Nach
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NACHI KYA?
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SORRY
SHEILA SASTE MOBILE PAR NHI NACHTI

hOw fr!Ends hElp....

How do friends help us in problems...??







They give d most stupid suggestion that Lands us into another problem & helps us forgt d previous problem...!:-)

sAntA n bAntA....

SANTA:chal Race lagate hE jo hara wo 1000Rs dega
BANTA:thik hE pr muZe rasta nhi pata
SaNTa:Bas tu mere Piche Piche rhna
BANTA:ThanX yaar

sAntA n bAntA....

Santa: bhai
jaldi jao,
tumhare
ghar me barsaat ka paani ghus gaya hai
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banta: chal bey jhoote
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ghar ki chabi toh mere paass hai..!!

b!hAr! lAdy !n bAnk....

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai

Clerk: Sign karo
Aurat: Matlab?
Clerk: Jaise chitthi k end me likhti ho

Aurat ne likha:"TOHAR CHUMMA K INTEJAR MEI:-D

whAt A wEekEnd....

One friday, A boy with a hot girl entered a jewellery shop & chose a ring worth 9 lacs 4 her.


Boy gave cheque & said he will collect the ring on Monday after the cheque is cleared.


On Monday jeweller called up boy: ders no money in your account.


Boy: I know, bt imagine wat a weknd I enjoyd.

act!vE vO!cE pAss!vE vO!cE ExAmplE.....

Teachr:gv eg of Active Pasive Voice.
Studnt:active: TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN MERE DILKA LE GAYE CHAIN
passive: MERE DIL K LE GAYE CHAIN TERE MAST MAST DO NAIN:)

dAd n dAughtEr....

Boy&Girl kiss kar rahe the
Tabhi Baap ka Call Aaya-Kaha H-?Girl-Ji Practical Kar Rahi Hu
Baap-Itna Bhi Na Kariyo Ke exam Se Pehle Result Aa Jaye

shAyAr!.....

Aye Zindgi Mujse Yu Dga Na Kar

Mai Zinda Rahu Bin Uske Dua Na Kar

Koi Dekhta Hai Use To Hoti Hai Jallan

Aye Hawa Tu Bhi Use Chhua Na Kar

f!nd Out whAt pEOplE th!nk AbOut yOu....

Forward this 2 All your contacts and see what people think of you...
(1) Gangster
(2) wish we Dated
(3) ChatterBox
(4) Adorable
(5) Future lover
(6) Stoner
(7) i want you
(8) Full of yourself
(9) Fun 2 hangout with
(10) Die Hard
(11) funny
(12) childish
(13) Mummy's Child
(14) Nerd
(15) Exotic
(16) Let's go out
(17) Freaky
(18) Natural
(19) My Type
(20) special
(21) sexy
See what people think of you..
Rply is must

gOod n!ght

Chand ko bheja hai pehre par
Taaro ko Saupa hai Nigraani ka
kaam
Raat ne jaari kiya hai farmaan
Saare Sweet Dreams bas Aapke
naam
Good Night

!t !s nOt EAsy tO fOrgEt mE...

Khoobiya itni to nahi hum me,
Ke kisi ke dil me hum ghar bana payenge,
Par bhulna bhi aasan na hoga hume,
Aise pal zaroor de jayenge..,,