Wednesday, June 1, 2011
! sAw A drEAm lAst n!ght....
I saw a dream
last nyt
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only
U & Me
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Siting
2gthr
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U luking
at me
continuosly
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Bcoz
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I was
Eating
icecream
& U were
saying
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de de na;-)
rEAlly A wE!rd wOrld....
It's funny how we ignore those who want us...
want those who ignore us...
love those who hurt us...
hurt those who love us...
its really a weird weird world!!
pErfEct pEArl....
Perfect Pearl :
Remember that...
"No one will understand you Perfectly in ur life...
Just Give Credit to Those Who Have Atleast Tried to Do it!
rEAlly n!cE msg.....
Why do we sleep when Church is calling?,
But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
Why are we so bored when we look at the Bible
But find it easy to read other books?
Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God,
Yet we forward the nasty ones?
Why are Church's getting smaller,
But bars and clubs are expanding?
Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity,
But very difficult to engage with god?
Think about it, are you going to forward this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at?
Forward this to all your friends.
80% of you won't forward this.
God said:
If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment!!!
sAntA's Army tEst....
Santa's Army Test
Pappu-3+5?
Snta-8
Pappu-7+3?
Snta-10
Pappu-8+8?
Snta-Pata nhi sir
Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.:D
n!cE.....
Never hate those who are jealous of you...but...respect their jealousy because they are d ones who think that you're better than them...:-)
n!cE l!nEs by bIll gAtEs....
Bill Gates Said-
I m Not Topper,
But Today All University Toppers r My Employees..
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Bas
Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Karne Se Rok Deti Hai.
gOldEn wOrds...(adult)
Dhyaan Se Padho
--Golden Words--
Jo Apne Hote Hai Wohi Tumhari Gaand Me Ungli Kar Ke Bhaag Jate Hai Warna
Gairo Ko Kya Pata Ke Tumhe Isme Maza Aata Hai :-P
prAy to gOd......
He bhagwan!
Un Tamam Students ko Exam Main Kamyab karna,
Jinhe Sal Bhar Pdhne Ka Time Na Mila.
un masoom hatho ko himat dena, jinho ne unlimited sms Pakages ko kabhi waste nhi hone diya.
ya! khuda un aakho ko paper me roshni dena,
jo din rat orkut facebook pe baith k kamjor hogayi hain.
un Garib bachho ki madad karna,
jo night hours me bat krte rhe aur pdh nhi ske.
Ye msg apne jaise sabhi bekasur logon Ko Frwd kre
A spEc!Al thOught.....
a special ThouGhT:
no maTTer how crazY and FunnY The sc3n3s ar3 around Yöu..
iTs all us3l3ss widouT The Person Yöu wanT To lauGh wiTh..
shAyAr!.....
Karni mujhe khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai.
Hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai.
Maut aayegi to keh denge zara ruk,
Abhi mere dost se ek mulakat baki hai...
suppOsE....(qustn n answr)
Suppose i m hypnotised for a minute.
I m under your control, thn wat wil u ask me 4?
4ward 2 ur frnz n get intersting replies..Reply is must. . .
scErEt Of hAppy mArr!Ed l!fE....
The secret of a hapy maried life.
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Oye hoye
shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini!
padhai karo padhai.
nalayako
ch!Ld cry!Ng !n c!NEmA hAll....(adult)
Cinema Hall me Bchha roya, Piche se awaz i. Madam is k muh me 1 chuchi dedo.
Bache ka baap bola-kon h Madarchod.
Piche se fir awaz ayi or Dusri iske muh me dedo
chEerful thOught Of thE dAy.....
Cheerful thought for the day:
No matter how hot a babe is
Somewhere there is a guy,who is tired of F*cking her...!
7 rulEs Of l!fE.....(adult)
Zindagi k 7 usul:
1: Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi jhuti nahi hoti.
2: Bhjan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant me hi karne chahiye.
3: Phoda, Lauda aur Ghoda sehlane se badhta h.
4: Lund aur Ghamand dono ko kaabu me rakhna zaruri h.
5: Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho Lund chusegi to baith ke aur chudegi let ke hi.
6: Saanp aur chut jaha dekho maar do.
7: Taabiz aur condom hamesha paas rakho, Bhoot aur chut ka pata nahi kab mil jaye.
pAppu n pArrOt...(adult)
:Pappu apne Parrot se:Jalebi khyega?TOTA:Apni gaandd me dal le Bhousdi k.Pahle Mirchi khila-khila k Bawaseer karwadi,ab Sugar b karwayega kya
r!shtA wAh! sOch nAy!....(adult)
JIJA Shadi Ke Baad Pahli Baar Sasural Aaya Use Dekh Kar SAALI:- Lo Aa Gaya BHENCHOD :-)
SAAS:-Aisa Nahin Kehte beti.!
SAALI:-MUMMY!
Rishta Wahi..!
Soch Nayi. :)
sAntA At hIs bEst AgAIn.....
Santa read in the paper: Microsoft buys Skype for USD 8.5bn.
He looks over to his wife Preeto and shakes his head in a disapproving manner, and says, "Stupids, they could have downloaded it for free!";)
sm!lE......
Pure heart person can have a wonderful smile that makes even his enemy feel guilty for being enemy..
So catch the world with your smile...
Smile yar.:-)
mOst pOpulAr msg Of sEAsON.....
Most popular msg of dis season..
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Kitna pd liya?
:-D:-P:-D
dOn't pArk vEh!clEs !n d!rEct sunl!ght....
Plz pass dis msg 2 all ur frnds 4 whom u care..
Dnt park ur 2 wheelers in direct sun light
IT CAN BE HARMFUL
FOR UR "HIPS"
Jal jayenge...!!:-D
fAcEbook nEws.....
Facebuk news->
Obama updated his status on facebook..
'Osama is dead, justice has been done,party guys'
He got a notification...
Osama Bin Laden likes your status..:-D
whO shOuld bE blAmEd....
"Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?
Is it the wind that blew it away?
or
the tree that let it go?
or
is it the leaf who grew tired holding on?"
Life unfolds a lot of misundrstndings everyday
its upto us to solve it
or
leave it
or
live with it!..:-)
tchr n studEnt...(adult)
TEACHR:btaao
YE KISNE GAYA H?
"M PAL DO PAL KA SAYAR HU
PAL DO PAL MERI KAHANI H
PAL DO PAL MERI MASTI H
PAL DO PAL MERI JAWANI H
STU:Khade lund ne
gAl n hEr mOm...(adult)
Ladki: Mom, mera balatkar ho gaya..
Mom: thodi mirchi kha le..
Ladki: Kya me is se pregnant nhi rahungi?
Mom: Nahi,Chehre se
chudai ki khushi kam ho jaegi
prOpOsAl...(adult)
Gand fadu proposal...
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Boy: Tere paas lund hai?
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Girl: Nhi.
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Boy: Mera le le....!!!:-)
bEAut!ful quOtE....
A beautiful quote " Do not worry if others do not understand u" "worry only if you cannot understand urself."Love ur life..
luck!Est mAn.....
Who is the most lucky man of this week ???
Ans : Kanimozhi' s husband !!!
( Rs. 214 crores in hand and wife is in the jail )
n!cE l!NEs.....
"U can't make sum1 love u,all u can do is b sum1 who can b loved,d rest is up 2 d person to realize ur worth"..!! :)
shAyAr!.....
Pyaar me maut se darta kaun h..
Pyaar to ho jata h krta kaun h..
Hum to kar de pyaar me jaan b Qurban..
Par pata to chale k humse pyaar karta kaun hai..
prOm!sE, lOvE n fr!Endsh!p....
Always take extra care of 3 things in life.
Promise, Love & Frndshp.
Because they don't make noise,
but when they break,they create SILENCE in life..
sAvE EArth n rEcyclE pApEr......
First day of school.. boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper.. "I love u, do u love me?" and passes the paper to her..
she replies.. "no"..
He din't gave up..
he erased her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. "yes"..
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Moral of the story:
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Definitely not what you think..
Itz.....
'Save earth.. Recycle paper! :P
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