Why fire brigade color is red

Why FIRE BRIGADE'S color is RED? 
Ans: FIRE engine has a LADDER. LADDER has STEPS. STEPS r to b climbed by FOOT. FOOT is to b measured by a RULER. RULER can b a KING or QUEEN. ELIZABETH is the QUEEN of ENGLAND. ELIZABETH is also the name of a SHIP, SHIP sails on WATER. WATER has FISHES. FISHES hav FINS. The people of FINLAND r called FINS. The national flag of FINLAND is RED. So fire engine is RED. 

Mercedes smashed with scooter

In Delhi, A Mercedes smashed into a scooter.

Mercedes Guy : Salle jaanta hai mera baap DSP hai .. !! 


Scooter wala : Bhai mein Delhi ka naya Chief Minister hoon........

Mercedes smashed with scooter

In Delhi, A Mercedes smashed into a scooter.

Mercedes Guy : Salle jaanta hai mera baap DSP hai .. !! 

Happy new year 2014

2013 Tezi se Guzar raha hai...

Agar maine apko koi dukh diya ho ya meri wajah se apko koi takleef hui ho to.....

Plz

zara sochiye..
Pehle aap ne hi koi panga liya hoga..
warna aisa to ho hi nahi sakta k mere jaisa... Masoom
Samajhdar
insan aap ke saath kuch bura kare

Agar aap samajhdar hain to mujh se sorry bol dain..
Dil ke hum bohot achhe hai shayad maaf ker den...

Batana mera farz tha Baqi aap ki marzi.....

Mom And Son

Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho?
Mom :papa mote ho gayen hain na.... Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon.
Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se hawa bhar deti hai...

Hot And Sexy

Koi Bhi Girl Hot And Sexy Ho Sakti
 Hai
 Bas
 Dekhne Vaale Insaan Ki Neeyat Gandi
 Honi Chahiye

Adult

Jodha ke bade boobs dekh kar
 tansen ne birbal se kaha : yar ek bar jodha ke boobs chuswa de , 1000 asharfia dunga.
 Birbal ne jodha ke bra me 2 boond khujli ki dawai daal di.
 Jaise hi jodha ne bra pehni, khujli suru ho gayi.
 Akbar ne birbal se ilaaj pucha.
 Birbal : agar kisi surile gane wale se chuswa do to zeher nikal jayega.
 Akbar ne tansen ko boobs chusne ka hukm diya.
 Tansen ka kaam ho gaya. Next day birbal ne asharfia mangi, Tansen taal gaya.
 Birbal : mujhe pata tha madarchod ki tu aisa hi karega isliye dawayi ki 4 boond akbar ki chaddi me bhi daal di hain.
 Bhen ke lode, taiyaar reh, abhi bulawaa aata hi hoga..

Fashion Craze

Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
 Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
 Amul ? The Taste Of India.
 Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush
 Hua,
 Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
 Kurkure ? Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

Santa And His Neighbour

MULLA: Tera Birthday kab hai?
 SARDAR: Next week, Why?
 MULLA: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
 SARDAR: Tera Birthday kab hai?
 MULLA: Next month, Why?
 SARDAR: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.
 (Har baar sardar chutya nahi hota)????.

Wife Saying I Am Pregnant To Santa

Wife: I am Pregnant.
 Santa: Par main to england me tha
 Wife: Aapki photo thi na
 Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..