lyf !s compl!cAtEd....

Life is very complicated.
Don't try to find answers, because till you find answers..,

Life has already changed the questions...

nyc thOught....

Nyc thought :

Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice, But bcoz u are nice....!!

wOody pj....

Woody PJ:
Wat wood happn if u had a wooden car with wooden seats wooden tyres..& a wooden engine?

It Wooden't start.!!
Ha Ha Ha..

tAkE hAnd Off thE dOorbEl...

1 nyt a guy droppd his gf at hr home.
Ar dey wer abt 2 wish each othr gd nt at d front door, d guy bcm romantic.
He leand wid hs hand against d wall n smiling, he said 2 hr "give me a kiss"

Horrified, she replied, "r u mad? My parents wil c us!"
"Plz"
"No,plz. Can u imagine if v get caught?"
" Dere's nobdy arnd, dey r al sleepin"

"No way, it's just 2 risky"

"plz, i luv u so much"

"no ,no i luv u2,but i just can't"

Suddenly d light on d stairs went on, n d girl's elder sistr showed up n in a sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says 2 go ahead n giv him a kiss, or i cn do it. Or if needed, mom says she cn cum dwn hrslf n do it, bt fr God's sake....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL:-);-)

nArAd j!...

Ek bar NARADJI ne kuch aisa dekha ki wo behosh ho gaye...

Taakat pane k liye...

Hanu.manji "RJNIKANT CHALISA" padh rahe the.:-D

sh!nchAn...

Shinchan ke ghar Mehmaan aaey hue the..
Shinchan - Thanda peoge ya Garam
Mehmaan - Thanda.
Shinchan - Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan - Pepsi.
Shinchan - Bottle me ya glass me.
Mehmaan - glass me.
Shinchan - simple glass me ya design wale..
Mehmaan - design wale..
Shinchan - line wale ya flower wale.
Mehmaan - flower wale.
Shinchan - chameli ka ya rose ka.
Mehmaan - rose ka.
Shinchan - Sorry uncle aisa glass to hai hi nahi:-|

sAntA...

Santa ko raat me cigarette pine ka
mann kiya.
Sab taraf machis dhunda,pr kahi
nhi mila.
Aakhir me nirash hoke
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candle bujha k so gya. ;-(

rEAsOn bEh!nd EvEry fA!l n tOppEr studEnt...

Behind every FAIL student there is a Hot grlfriend...

& wht about a TOPPER ??

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?
?

A Beautiful Teacher!
Jiski wjh se usne sari clases attend ki...

!mAg!nE thEsE mOmEnts...u wOnt nEed hEAvEn....

Imagine d Moments:
If a few mnth old cute BABY touchs ur face & laughs wen u go near..
If d prsn u luv Hugs u & Sys I Luv u..
If sum1 aprciates ur talents..
If u r on a SeaShore wid ur belovd, She Holds ur Hands tightly n Lays on ur Shouldr & Sys u r a Valuable Gift In M Lyf.
Den Who needs heaven??:-)

t20 !pl !n ExAm systEm....

T20 n IPL in Exam Systm:
1.Hr paper 1.5 hr ka & 50 Mrks Ka
2.Hr 30Min bd dscsn k liye Brk
3.Hume 1 Free Hit di jaye,Jsme Stdnt Apni Marzi k 1 sawal ka apni Marzi se Jawab de
4.Phle 20min kaPower-Play,jsme Exmnr Hal se bhr rhe
5.Hr crct Ans Pe cheergirls aa k Dance kre :-P

AlwAz hAvE...

Always have :

A one whom u can call up any time..
A one who makes u giggle for no reason..
A one with whom u fight n make up again for no reason..
A one who is ur frnd for no reason..
A one whom u wish u cud hug for no reason..
If u have such one,value it for all reasons!:-):-)

4 !mp rOoms...

4 important rooms in girls body.

(-_-)-show Room
) (
( . ) ( . )-play room
) (
( , )-store room
/ /"\ \-guest room.

shAyAr!...

Ye zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,koi mil jata hai to koi milker bichad jata hai.Jise mangte hai hum apni duwaon me,wo kisi aur ko bin mange mil jata hai*

!n pEps! add....

Wat wud imraan haashmi sing if he replaces ranbir kapoor in pepsi add wid sehwag

"bistar pe sone ka,
upar dabaneka,
neeche ghusaneka,

AaAH"....
leagal or illegal sponser of the "doggy shot".... De ghusake... ;-)

s!gns Of shOrt AttEndAncE...

Wen u develope the ability to listen
anything unconditionally, without having any intention of gaining anything,widout loosing urTemper or Self-Confidence, Keeping Ego aside
That means u are IN LOVE???
Naaa....

That means bechare gareeb ko atendence chahiye. :-P:-D

cOllEgE...

Every colg is lyk a tree full of monkeyz. The toppers at the top can c monkeyz below them, bt those at the bottom c only assholes above them!
:-D:-P

shAyAr!...

Dil k zkham dikhane se Kya faida
Kahani dard ki sunane se Kya faida
Jb taqdeer hi humse ruthi huwi h
To ilzam kisi or pe lagane se Kya faida

sOn n mOm...

Boy-Maa, main gora aur bhai kala kyon hai.?
Maa- Beta,maine apni jawani mein bahut galtiyan ki, Bhagwan ka shukar karo ke tum mein se koi BHONKTA nahi hai..!

n!cE msg...

Those who make u smile, thank dem.
Those who make u cry, tolerate dem.

Bt those who make u smile wen tears r in ur eyes, trust dem..:-)

whO sAys fOod pr!cEs ArE r!s!ng !n IndIA...

The only place in India where food is cheap.
Tea=1.00

Soup=5.50

Daal=1.50

Meals=2.00

Chapati=1.00

Chicken=24.50

Dosa=4.00

Biryani=8.00

Fish=13.00

These items are meant for Poor People and is available at Indian Parliament Canteen.

The salary of those Poor People is Rs. 80,000 per month.

Without Income Tax.

Please send it to at least 5 Nagrik INKI GARIBI SABKO PATA TO CHALE! Lets join Anna Hazare against corruption!

l!fE....

Lyf b'cms a burden wen V strugle 2 b wid sum1 who dosn't even knw how much V luv dem...
Bt,
It b'cms even worse wen dey knw it & still V strugle...

dEAth !n wOrds Of A shAyAr....

Kisi shayar ne "Mout" ko kya khoob kaha:
Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na baitha,
aaj sab mere pas baithe ja rahe the,

koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,

taras gaya me kisi ke hath se diye vo ek kapde ko,
aaj naye naye kapde odhaye ja rahe the,

Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayyar tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe the,

Aaj pata chala ke ''MAUT''itni hasin hoti h,
Kambhakt "HUM" to yuhi jiye ja rahe the..

fursAt....

Log Kehte Hai Ki

Bhagwan Ne Aap Ko Badi Fursat Me Banaya Hai

Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar,

Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jate Hai

shAyAr!...

Kabhi Kisi Se Zikr-E-Judai Mat Karna Is Dost Se Kabhi Rusvai Mat Karna Jab Dil bhar Jaye Hamari Dosti Se To Bata Dena Bin Bataye Bewafai Mat Karna

husbAnd n w!fE !n trA!n...

Pati patni train me upar ki seat pe..
Pati : jab main bolu coca cola, tab tu kapde utar dena.
Jab main bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena
or jab tu bolegi Thumsup to main andar dal dunga.
Niche baitha sardar bola:
agar limca mere upar giri to tumhari
MAA CHOD DUNGA

GOD !s grEAt...

Human beings find thousands of ways to cheat God...

But God punishes them...

by simply making them fall in LOVE... :-):-)

n!cE msg...

The single finger which wipes out tears during our failure is much better than the 10 fingers which comes together to clap for our victory !

swEet AnswEr by A l!tlE bOy....

A sweet answer by a little child in school....

Teacher- "Wat's ur mother's name"..??

Kid- "Abhi naam nahi rakha h, bas pyaar se MAA kehta hu"

l!fE !s smAll...

Life is small, live it!

Troubles are momentary,face it!

Memories are sweet,cherish it!

U r good i agree it,
BUT

i'm too good, Accept it..;->:-@

GOD....

God always likes to know again & again what U want.
It's not that He forgets your needs but He loves to feel the sweetness of your prayer..!!

A gAl sAy!ng ! lOvE u....

A girl says "i luv u" to a boy
bt d boy says dat he lyks sum1 else

D girl,in sad mood, luks at d ground, den luks again at d boy n says
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kutte ;-)

shEr Of d dAy...

Sher of d day-

Tumahri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi,

Wah wah

Tumhari girlfriend kitni bhi Shareef hogi.

Wah wah

Par Nahati to Nangi hi Hogi...

shAyAr!...

Haqiqat k roop me khwab banta gaya,
Dhire-dhire wo chehra kitab banta gya,
Usne kaha mujhe paani pasand h,
Or meri aankho ka har aansu talaab banta gaya...

bEst l!nEs AftEr skl l!fE...

Best senti lines one can say after school life-
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"GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN...":-(

r u frEe thEn cAll mE !ts !mp...

Are U Free Now?

When U Get Time Call Me.. I Need 2 Talk 2 U About Something Personal

Arabian Sea Is For Sale.. Shall We Both Buy It

gAl n bOy...

Ek ladki ne ladke ko aawaz lagai.

Ladki:O Bhai Jaan..Please suniye zara

Ladka:Oye Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan,

Confuse kyu kar rhi hai.:-P

whAt hurtz thE mOst...

Do u knw wat hurtz d most?
Itz wen sme1 made u feel spcl yesterday....
..but made u feel that u r d most UNWANTED persn today....
Its better staying alone

A nAughty bOy....

A naughty child was sitting on d pot,bt potty wasn't comng. Aftr many efforts he got frustrated&shouted,
"AB TO AJA,MAI TUJE KHA THODI NA JAUNGA".

dOn't bE d!sAppO!ntEd...

Don't be disappointed if d person U Love doesn't Love U...

Coz God said:
"this is my world..And even I couldn't make my creations love me..!"

Good nite:-)

Eng!nEers...

Engineer wo hai jise lecture me Angelina Jolie ka khyal ata h

theatre me assignment ka sawal ata h

Mess me ghar k khane ka swaad ata h

xam se pehli raat ko sylabus yad ata h

Practical me kuch nhi ata h

fhir bhi pass hone ka andaza ho jata hai

Bunk maarte waqt class me saaman bhul ata h

lekin pakda fir b nhi jata h

Attendenc canteen me lagata h

placement k khyal me 4 sal barbad karwata h
Bt still "Engineer" kehlata hai. .....

gAl n rAjn!kAnt...

A girl romantically 2 Rajnikant:

Ek chutki Sindur ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu.

Rajnikant:
O.OOO682974 RS/g.
Mind It... :p:p

bOllywOod mOv!Es nAmEs !f d!l !s rEplAcEd by AndA...

Agr "Dil" ka Naam
Anda(Egg) hota to Films ke Naam aise hote:-
>Hum Anda de chuke sanam
>Hum apke Andey me rehte hain
>Ande wale Dulhaniya le jayege
>Anda jale
>Anda bhi tera hum bhi tere
>Humara Anda apke pas hai
>Anda diya Dard liya
>Anda to pagal hai
>Anda to bachcha hai ji

dOc n !njurEd pAtE!nt....

Dr. ghayal Pateint se-
"Jab car 1 Aurat chla rhi thi to tume sadak se dur chlna chahiye tha.
P-Kesi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE baitha tha.:-P

!mp !nfOrmAt!On....

Zururi Elaan,
Agr zyada muth marne ki waja se apka LUN,

Teda ho chuka hai

To,

Ghabrane ki zrurat
nahi,
Aap ne fuddi he leni Hai
kon sa Snooker khelna hai.

fAthEr n sOn...

Father;
Tumhari mummy ne mera DiL tod diya
Islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu

Son(K.G.);
MUMMY ne mera scale_v tod diya
mere liye_v ek GLASS lagao Papa.

A gAl mEet!ng hEr fr!End AftEr mArr!AgE....

Jab ladki ki suhag raat k baad uski saheli puchhti hai, kaisi rahi suhag raat?
To vo batati hai-

"Aaye thay wo der se, dil jala diya,
Pahle kiye kiwad band,
Fir deepak bhuja diya.
pahle khel khelne lage seena tatolkar,
fir khel khelne lage underwear khol kar.
ek jang aisi chhidi palang per,
gole wali top rkh di surang per,
yah tha 9 minute ka majaa,
ab bhog rahi hu 9 mahine ki saja.
9 mahine baad 1 aisa hoga visfot,
jo ban jayga bharat k liye 1 aur vote,

n!cE OnE....

Arz h

Jungle m sapere been liye baithe h,

gaur farmaye

Jungle m sapere been liye baithe h,

Saanp aur b kamine h Durbeen liye baithe h.

mEAn!ngfull thOught...

A very meaningful thought of humanity-
Read it twice-
"You can hurt a heart only till it loves u,
not after it":-)

shAyAr!....

Muskurahat ka koi mol nhi,

Kuch rishto ka koi tol nhi,
Vaise dost to mil jate h har raste par,
par koi aapke taraha "ANMOL" nhi.

AlwAz hOpE fOr pOs!t!vE hAppEn!ngs...

Always have a hope for positive happenings.... As the Chinese proverb says :

"Keep a green tree in your heart , the singing bird will surely come !:) :)

gOAt n dOnkEy....

Bakri Gadhe Ke Upar Chadi to Gadha Bola- Kya Kar Rahi Ho..?

Bakri Boli- Main to Mazaak Kar Rahi thi.

Gadha- Main Mazaak Karunga to Aankhein Bahar Aa jayegi.

kEep!ng A fr!End !s d!ff!cult As lOs!ng OnE....

Keeping a friend is as difficult
as losing one. U sacrifice a lot to

Keep Them. I may not have sacrificed

enough 4 uà!But in my heart i swear

iàm Keeping u.

GOd !s grEAt....

God always likes to know again & again what U want.
It's not that He forgets your needs but He loves to feel the sweetness of your prayer..!!

sEnt! L!nEs AftEr skl l!fE....

Best senti lines one can say after school life-
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"GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN...":-(

u w!ll fAll !in lOvE w!th.....

Name- ramdulari
DOB-.14/8/68
Weight- 149 kg
Height- 4"7
Color- Black
Birth place- Bihar
Kaam- gober uthana
Dream-dulhan banugi to sirf is sms padne wale ki...

A rAjAsthAn! msg...

A Rajasthani msg-
Seth laayo sethaani,
Sethaani badi soni.

Seth laayo sethaani,
Sethaani badi soni,

Ghunghat uthaa ke dekhyo

To daant hi koni...:-D

fAltu tym....

Log Kehte Hai Ki

Bhagwan Ne Aap Ko Badi Fursat Me Banaya Hai

Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar,

Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jate Hai

!mp AnOuncmEnt(Adult)....

Zururi Elaan,
Agr zyada muth marne ki waja se apka LUN,

Teda ho chuka hai

To,

Ghabrane ki zrurat
nahi,
Aap ne fuddi he leni Hai
kon sa Snooker khelna hai.

!mp msg....

IMP. MSG:-
Driving karte time drink na kare..,

Kyunki..

SPEED BREAKER AA JAANE SE PEG GIR SAKTA HAI...:p

Frm :
D.S.P.
Chulbul pandey...
:-P:-D

nO mOrE tEArs...

Hw nice it wd b if evry relationshp came wid d same tagline as of Johnson's Baby shampoo..
"No more Tears":)

AlwAz hAvE OnE....

Always have :

A one whom u can call up any time..
A one who makes u giggle for no reason..
A one with whom u fight n make up again for no reason..
A one who is ur frnd for no reason..
A one whom u wish u cud hug for no reason..
If u have such one,value it for all reasons!:-):-)

gAl n bOy...

Girl-mei hu ladki jheel ki, fuddi meri steel ki, chod sake na hathi ghode, tu kya chodega maa ke lode....

Boy -Naam hai mera haider ali, Lund mera great khali, Jahan gire khaai khod du, Tu toh kya teri maa, behan ka bhi bhonsda phod du....

tOuch!ng l!nEs...

Touching lines
ever:
I had never gone away from you..
Its just dat other people came close to you..

nOonE !s l!kE yEw....

Muskurahat ka koi mol nhi,

Kuch rishto ka koi tol nhi,
Vaise dost to mil jate h har raste par,
par koi aapke taraha "ANMOL" nhi.

shAyAr!....

Dil k zkham dikhane se Kya faida
Kahani dard ki sunane se Kya faida
Jb taqdeer hi humse ruthi huwi h
To ilzam kisi or pe lagane se Kya faida

mOm n sOn....

Boy-Maa, main gora aur bhai kala kyon hai.?
Maa- Beta,maine apni jawani mein bahut galtiyan ki, Bhagwan ka shukar karo ke tum mein se koi BHONKTA nahi hai..!

wE stArE bcz wE cArE....

'April' is Breast Cancer Awarness Month.
Pass this SMS to all Girls who Misunderstand we boyz when we look at their breasts...
We STARE, because We CARE !!
;-)

lAd!Es dr!vEr.....

Dr. ghayal Pateint se-
"Jab car 1 Aurat chla rhi thi to tume sadak se dur chlna chahiye tha.
P-Kesi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE baitha tha.:-P

w!fE....

Bapu ne kaha izat karni hai to wife ki karo, khyal rakhna hai to wife ka rakho, pyar karna hai to wife se hi karo, par... wife kiski? ye bapu ne nahi bataya...

shAyAr!....

Ye zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,koi mil jata hai to koi milker bichad jata hai.Jise mangte hai hum apni duwaon me,wo kisi aur ko bin mange mil jata hai*

lAst stOry...

Last story:
In China thr is a bamboo tree whch is plantd, waterd n fertilized fr d frst 4 yrs n nthng happend.
Thr is no visible sign of growth. Bt smtym during d 5th yr, d bamboo tree grows abt 90 feet in 6 weeks. D ques is: Did d bamboo tree grow in 6 weeks or did it tk 5 yrs to grow evn though thr ws no
visible sign it ws takng root in d ground?
Whn thr ws no visible sign, if som1

had stoppd waterng n fertilizing it, wud dis hv happnd?
Certainly nt. D bamboo tree wud hv died.
V need to learn frm nature n d lesson is pretty clear. Hv patience n faith n keep dng d ryt thng.
Evn though d results

may nt b visible, smthng is happening..:-)

shAyAr!...

PHIR CHUPKE SE YAAD AA GYA KOI, EN HASTI HUI AANKHO KO RULA GYA KOI, KYA THI UNKE CHAHRE KI MASUMIYAT ,ES NAFRAT BHRE DIL KO MOHOBBAT SIKHA GYA KOI.

cOll l!fE....

Every colg is lyk a tree full of monkeyz. The toppers at the top can c monkeyz below them, bt those at the bottom c only assholes above them!
:-D:-P

sAntA n bAntA...

Banta-tu kabhi kisi shok sabha me gya hai?
Santa-ha yar, bade batmiz log aate hai waha, me 2 ghante baitha pr kisi ne mujse haske baat tak nhi ki.

bAdE lOg...

oh..!

arey baap re

arey-2

ye kya hua

aisa nhi hona tha

bohot bdi galti ho gyi

oh god ye kya ho gya mujhse..

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bde logo ko msg kr diya.

mOods Of A wOmAn n A mAn...

Moods of a woman:
An angel of truth & a dream of fiction, she's afraid of a wasp, wil scream at mouse; but wil tackle a stranger alone in d house. At times she'l b vengeful, merry n sad; She'l hate u like poison & love u like mad.

Moods of a man:

hungry

Horny

Sleepy:-D

! Am wOrth ur tEArs....

I hope maybe someday in future, when its raining outside and you are sitting near a window, deep in thought,a memory about the time we shared together drifts through your mind and a beautiful tear falls down from your eyes, you smile thinking about me. And believe me, that day i will be the happiest person on earth not because i made you smile but because i ws worth your tears.
:-):-)

fr!Ends n lOvE...

Dard tha dil me, par kabi dikhaya nahi.
Ansu the aankho me ,roye nahi.
Yahi farak he DOSTI OR PYAR me , ishq ne hasne nahi diya, or doston ne rone nahi diya .

n!cE OnE....

Written on a board in the church...
"GOD NEVER FAILS"

A guy wrote below it...

"let him give IIT, PMT, CPT, CAT, CA,B.TECH & ICS xams in general quota." ;-)

lEcturE b!ggEr thAn mOm...

How is a lecturer bigger than a mom?

Socho..

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Socho..

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Socho..

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Kyonki maa sirf ek bache ko sulla sakti h par lecturer puri class ko:-PB-)

truE tEArfull quOtE...

True Tearful Quote
"Even my Pillow Understnds me & makes itself dry 4 next day 2 make me comfortable.
But not the person who made me cry. . ... .

A msg fOr mArr!Ed pEOplE...

A msg 4 MARRIED PEOPLE!

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R u a married?

Nhi na?

Then Y r u reading dis msg?

Shauk toh dekho SHAADI karne ka..

Only mEmOr!Es Of gud dAys l!vE w!th us....

Wo Collage Ki Sidhi Par Pyar Bhari Baate,
Aate Jate Par Comment ki Barsate,
Wo Sylabus Ki Tension,
Wo Exam Ki Raate,
Wo Canteen Ki Party,
Wo B'Day Ki Laate,
Wo Ruthna Manana,
Wo Bunk Wo mulaqate,
Wo Lab Wo Library,
Wo Sona Temprary,
Wo Movie Wo Music,
Wo Cards Ka Magic,
Wo Proposal Ki Planing Me Raat Ka Gujarna,
Har Ek Ko Dost Ki Bhabhi Batana,
Lecture Se Jyada Usko Niharna,
Fir Class Me Pichhe Ki Seat Pe Sona,
Uski Nazar mein Sharif Ban Jana,
Na Rahenge Wo Din,Na Rahengi Wo Ratein, na rahengi wo hasi bhari mulakate
Agar Rahengi kuch to bas.*YAADEIN*

husbAnd n w!fE At dEl!vEry...

Delivry K waqT-
Wife-God ladka

Husb-God ladki

God- Shut up, dont confuse me. varna aisa confusing
item bana dunga ke tum dono ROAGE aur wo TAALI bajayega..

truE lOvE...

l0vinG s0me1 f0r a while is n0t a biG thinG..

But

l0vnG d same pers0n wth same am0unt 0f l0ve at evry m0ment 0f ur lyf is true l0ve.

thErE !s nOonE busy !n th!s wOrld...

There Is No One Busy In This World..

Its Always About
Priorities,
You Will Alwys Find Time For The Things u Feel Are Important

bAchElOr l!fE !s bEst....

HappyIN:
He+She=Love,
He+She+Love =Marriage,
He+S +L+M=Child,
He+S+L+M+C=Family,
He+S+L+M+C+F=Problem.
So East r West
Bachelor Life Is Best..!!
==

whEn u r gud tO OthErs u r bEst tO ursElf...

A little boy got angry with his mother and shouted at her, "I hate you, I hate you."
Because of fear of reprimand, he ran out of the house. He went up to the valley and

shouted, "I hate you, I hate you," and back came the echo, "I hate you, I hate you." This

was the first time in his life he had heard an echo. He got scared, went to his mother for

protection and said there was a bad boy in the valley who shouted "I hate you, I hate

you." The mother understood and she asked her son to go back and shout, "I love you, I

love you." The little boy went and shouted, "I love you, I love you," and back came the

echo. That taught the little boy a lesson that our life is like an echo: We get back what we

give.

Benjamin Franklin said, "When you are good to others, you are best to yourself."

n!cE msg...

U r
7,-7-3-
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Now press EDIT and REMOVE all the '7' & '3' to understand this lovely SMS.....

1 msg !s EnOugh tO b !n tOuch...

1 stone is enough to brk a glass.
1 sentence is enough to brk a heart.
1 second is enoug' to fall in lov.
&
1 sms is enough to keep frendship in touch....

pyAar k!yA tO dArnA kyA...

SAMIR: Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache .
SIMRAN: kya hua..
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SAMIR: Kutte peche laga k kehte hai,
PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYA:-P

AlwAz kEep On lAugh!ng...

Always keep on laughing so tht evn God thinks twice b4 giving u pain...
Lt evn God think ur face is d best place whr smile cn reside forever.... :-).

Apr!l fOol...

A day wil cum wen the whole world wil celebrte ur personality,Ur Thoughts,Ur Ideas, Talent,Smartnes & dat day wil b
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1st April!!
April fool:-D

n!cE stOry...

One day, a ten-year-old boy went to an ice cream shop, sat at a table and asked the
waitress, "How much is an ice-cream cone?" She said, "seventy-five cents." The boy

started counting the coins he had in his hand. Then he asked how much a small cup of

ice-cream was. The waitress impatiently replied, "sixty five cents." The boy said, "I will

have the small ice-cream cup." He had his ice-cream, paid the bill and left. When the

waitress came to pick up the empty plate, she was touched. Underneath were ten onecent

coins as tip. The little boy had consideration for the waitress before he ordered his

ice-crearn. He showed sensitivity and caring. He thought of others before himself.

tOtAl !s grEAt...

Techr 2 Sonu- Ur Son Is a Fool

Eng-6
Math-7
Sci-4
Sst-8

TOTAL-25

Sonu- Total Me To Kamaal Hi Kr Diya, Is Subject Ki To Tution B Nai Rakhi Thi

dEvdAs...

Devdas:
Babuji ne kaha haveli chhod do
Maa Ne kaha paro ko chhod do
Paro ne kaha sharab chhod do
1din aayega jb paro ka baccha kahega-mama zara school chhod do!

pOpulAt!On cOntrOl systEm !n b!hAr...

Population control system In Bihar......
HUM
DO
HAMARE
DO
Uske baad jitne ho, Delhi, punjab, Haryana bhej do..

lEgEnd stOry AbOut An Old mAn...

There is a legend about a wise man who was sitting outside his village. A traveler came
up and asked him, "What kind of people live in this village, because I am looking to move

from my present one?" The wise man asked, "What kind of people live where you want to

move from?" The man said, "They are mean, cruel, rude." The wise man replied, "The

same kind of people live in this village too." After some time another traveler came by

and asked the same question and the wise man asked him, "What kind of people live

where you want to move from?" And the traveler replied, "The people are very kind,

courteous, polite and good." The wise man said, "You will find the same kind of people

here too."

What is the moral of the story?

Generally we see the world not the way it is but the way we are. Most of the time, other

people's behavior is a reaction to our own TRUST.

dAmn cutE msg...

Damn cute..

Priest asks a naughty 5yr old boy-"where is god?"

Boy screams & runs home
& tells his 8yr old bro-

"Bhai ..
god's missing&they think i did it":-)

n!cE msg....

We can always loose
"something"
4
some 1
but we should nt loose
some 1
4
something
bcoz 'life can return that
SOMETHING bt not that
"SOMEONE":-)

l!fE !s A nOvEl Of mystEry...

Life is novel of mystery.U nvr knw which page wil bring a good twist in d story.Keep on reading bcoz hapines coms whn it is most unxpectd..

spEech On su!c!dE....

Srdr Khudkushi pr Bhashan de rha tha-
Khudkushi Paap h
Zulm h Gunah h
Buzdili h Pagalpan h
khudkushi krne se behtar h
k insan khudko
Goli marle:-P

sAntA...

Santa- Apples Ka Rate Kya Hai?
AppleWala- 1OO/Rs Ke 1O.
Santa-Kuch Kam Karo, Na Plz.
AppleWala- Achcha Aap 8O/Ka 8 Lelo.Santa-THanK U, De do.:-P