free sms: May 2011

Monday, May 16, 2011

y gAls spEnd tOo much t!mE Onn thE!r lOoks...

Y do Girls like 2 spend so much time on
improving their LOOKS
& not their MIND?
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B'coz they know dat
Boys are STUPID
but not BLIND...++

EnjOy my cOmpAny bEfOrE ! clOsEs my EyEs...

1 Day ,

I will leave the world and never come back.

You will cry when you will see my number.

You will miss me when you sit alone,

won't be able to hear my laugh and voice ever again.

There will be no more ME to irritate , tease,

make you laugh,

and say sorry stupidly.

Tears might flow out of ur eyes,but i will be gone,

long and forever.

So Enjoy My Company as much Before i close my eyes forever....:-(

shAyAr!...

Koi chupata hai,koi batata h,
koi rulata h,
to koi hasata h..
Dosti to har koi karta h kisi na kisi se,
fark itna h ki koi aazmata h aur koi nibhata h...

fAthEr Of pj....

BAAP OF PJ

Evry1 says Rajnikant is perfct ...(i)
Bt,v knw 'no one is perfect' ...(ii)
so, frm (i)&(ii),
Rajnikant=no one
Hence
RAJNIKANT KILLED JESSICA!
Hehe..

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya thru msg .. Ladki ne 2din mein us se shaadi karli yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai!!
socho ladke ne kya kaha hoga??
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I love u utna,
B.TECH. ka syllabus h jitna..!

AwEsOmE lOvE quOtE...

An awesome love quote..
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"The path that leads to love...is so Narrow..that Two can not walk on it....
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...unless they become One....!

ph!lOsOphy Of gAl...

Philosophy of GIRL:
Flirt wit attractive BOY,
Frndshp wit smart BOY,
Luv wit sincere & gud nature BOY,
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Marriage wit
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Aap jaisa thik samjhe MOM....:-D

bEst prEsEnts tO g!vE...

The best present 2 giv
2 a friend:
HONESTY

2 ur enemy:
FORGIVENESS

2 ur parents:
RESPECT

2 ur lover:
YOUR LIFE

2 me on my bday :
1) Nokia E95
2) Apple I-Pod 320GB
3) Sony vaio Laptop
4) Plasma Home Theatre
5) Digital Camera 32MP
6) Audi R8
thats all...
I'm a simple person wth simple demands...! ;-)

whOsE pEr!Od !s gO!ng....

Clas Me Teacher Nhi Tha Or Bada Hi Shor Ho Rha Tha, Principal Clas Me Ayi Or Guse Se Boli. Kis Ka Period Chl Rha Hai. Sharmate Hue 6 Ldkiya Khdi Ho Gyi

pOEm...(adult)

Twinkle twinkle SEXYSTAR
Kitna HILAYEGA bas YAR
Up abov d BREAST so HIGH
PENIS hs risen in d SKY
FUCK d girl&tel her BYE
Thats d way 2 bcom a guy

f!ll my rEpOrt cArd...

PLz FiLL mY,
>" RePoRT CaRD:

aTTiTUDE___%

CLeVeR___%

LoOkS___%

vOiCe___%

dReSSinG___%

sMiLe__%

NaTuRe___%

aS a FRieNd___%

As A LoVeR___%

RpLy MuST..

whAt u wAnt frOm mE...

Send dis 2 all ur contacts nd see wat dey wan frm u..
1-another chance
2-friendship
3-to chill
4-to cuddle
5-long relationship
6-good laugh
7-an apology
8-a chance 2 b best frnds
9-a hug
10-b my gf/bf
11-better friends
12-get lost..
wat do u wan from me??:-)

cl!mAx !n lOvE stOry...

CLIMAX in the Love Story-

ther ws a girl and a boy who lovd each othr vry mch,
girl alwys said "My heart is alwys wit u.Im living without a heart".
After sm days, girl said dat she cant marry him bcoz hr family disagreed.
D boy said "I need u and ur family's happines.
Aftr few mnths,girl got married and ws looking thru her gifts.she came across a gift and starts crying.The gift was the boy's real Heart packed in a jar.

CLIMAX- ladka ne suicide kiya ya uska murder hua?
Kyunki agar suicide kiya,toh heart pack kisne kiya?

Aage janne ke liye dekhe C.I.D.
mon-fri, 6am,9am,12pm,4pm,7pm,10pm,12am,3am only on sony :-P :-D

fr!Ends...

I askd u 4 stone,u gav me statue!
I askd u 4 leaf,u gav m flowr!
I askd ur hnky 4 my tears n u gve m ur shoulder!
Kuch dost vakai me BEHRE hote h. :-P

yOu ArE thE bEst...

Your smile can be compared to a flower.
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo.
Your innocence can be compared to a child.
But in stupidity you have no comparison - You're the best!

shAyAr!....

kisi na kisi pe kisi ko Aetbaar ho jaata hai, Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jaata hai, sirf khubiyon se nahi hoti Mohabbat sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jaata hai

! m prOud Of my hEArt....

"I m proud of my heart.
U no y.??
Its played, loved, burned and broken.
But somehow still works...!"

bEAut!ful quOtE....

Unnoticed & truly beautiful quote-

It doesnt matter if you dont have a lover.
Sometimes great stories continue by just being friends.:)

shAyAr!...

Nazar Se Dur Hai Dil Se Dur Mat Karna,
Hum Jaise Hai Waise Hi Kabul Karna,
Hum Me Lakh Buraiya Sahi,
Inhi Buraiyo Ke Bahane Hame Yaad Zarur Karna....

sAntA n h!s w!fE...

Santa - Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha
1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu.

Santa-Maa kasam Jaise Koyle Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.:

lAst wOrds Of AmEr!cAn sOld!Ers tO OsAmA....

Last Words said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin Laden..
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Dhappa :D..!!

l!nEs tO bE fOllOwEd !n l!fE....

THE MOST DETERMINATIVE & MOTIVATING
SENTENCE WHICH SHUD ALWAYS
BE FOLLOWED IN LIFE.

THE RACE IS NOT OVER

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WON YET.%-)...

A brAnch mAnAgEr...

1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati, 5 Baje Utar Jati Pucho Q??? MBA Krke Pagal Ho Gyi Thi, Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajhti thi :-D:-P

shAyAr!...(adult)

ARZ KIA HAI...
MERE HAI SIRF DO HI TATTE...
WAH...WAH...WAH...
MERE HAI SIRF DO HI TATTE...
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YAR CHOOS K BATA MEETHAY HAI YA KHATTAY... :p

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

tr!cky l!nEs tO undErstAnd...

Its tricky to understand these lines-"Sea is nvr large bt sight of our viewing is larger"! "No one's love is lesser bt our expctations are higher"!!

nEvEr cOmpArE lOvE n cArE...

Never Compare the Care & Love given by your Loved Ones,
Coz every Person Cares & Loves in their Own Style.!!

A l!nE fOr my truE fr!Ends...

A line 4 my true frns: "The day i met u was my favourite accident.." n evn 2day i love those injuries.!

sEnd th!s !f u dArE tO spEAk truth....

I'm gona b truthful for 1ques only!
Ask me 1 question nd i'll answer it truthfully!

if u r brave forwrd it n c wt question u get..

Rply me fast!=-?=-?

stOry Of A l!tlE b!rd...

A little bird was flying back home in winter..
The bird froze and fell to the ground.
A cow came by and dropped some dung on it..
Bird began to realize how warm it was & soon began to sing with joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing & dug him out cleaned him and ate him..

Lessons to Learn: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy ;)
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. Wen you're in deep shit, keep ur mouth shut.

shOrt but cutE...

Short but Cute:
"Even an empty message also looks adorable if U like the Sender"...:) :) :) :)

quEst!On n AnswEr....

Rply Must,
If u travel with ur Life Partner what will u choose??
1.Auto
2.Car
3.Bike
4.Cycle
5.Walk
6.Bus
Reply Fast its intresting.
I'll tell u d Ans....

answer:---

1.Auto:sharing love.

2.Car:time pass.

3.Bike:true love.

4.Cycle: mental love..

5.Walk:life long Love,

6.Bus:love with Sorrow..!

Eng!nEers...

Engineer wo h jise lecture me movie ka khayal ata h,theatre me assignment ka sawal ata h.mess me ghar k khane ka swaad ata h,exam se pehli raat ko syllabus yaad ata h. Practical me kuch nahi ata h,fir b pass hone ka andaz ata h.Bunk karte waqt class me saaman bhul ata h,lekin pakda fir bhi nahi jata h.Attendance se jyada proxy lagata h,placement k kahyal me 4 saal barbad karwata h.But still bechara "ENGINEER" kehlata hai.

Eng!nEerss...

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Neend mujhe apni or ghasheetti rahi, Neend ka jhoka mera mann moh gya,Aur 1 raat phir ye ENGINEER bina padhe so gaya...

f!rst AnswEr thEn fOrwArd...(adult)

Duniya me kuch aise chutiye h,
jinhe har sawal ka jawab sirf na me dena aata h?

Kya aap bhi un me se ek h?

Pehle Jawab do,phir frwd karna

shAyAr!...

Masjid ki Nmaaj ya Mandir ki Dua ho TUM.
Ho khuda ka tohfa ya khud khuda ho TUM.
A mere DOST khud hi kro faisla,
dil me rehte ho, ya dil ki jgh ho TUM

quEst!Ons n AnswEr...

Choose a No:-
114,
224,
334,
444,
554,
664,
774,
884,
994,
And i wil tell u ki ap pure din kiske bare mai sochte ho
I m waiting

114 : gud job
224 : lover
334 : kisses
444 : line marne me
554 : money
664 : romance
774 : marriage life
884:about me
994: Eating....
Aisa kya?

my shOrt stOry...

My shrt stry---
Everyone in d world said,dat i have changed a lot..
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But no one in d world lukd in 2 my eyes n said dat u have compromised a lot..:-(

dO u knOw whAt hurts thE mOst...

Do u know wat hurts d most?
Its wen sum1 made u feel special yesterday.
But, made u feel dat u r d most unwanted person today.."strange but true".....!

!ts nOt Only t!mE wh!ch rEvOlvE....

Its not only time which revolvs around a person u love and respect, most of the time its care which gives them the most comfotable place to live in..!

tEAchEr n studEnt...

Teacher: Jo andr ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega usay gft milega

Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi child: Main andr a skta ho?
Haryanvi Child:

Aau ke?

AwEsOmE rEAl!ty...

Awesome Reality :

Best friends never propose each other but they feel the hell bad
when one gets committed to some other....:-)

dOn't Act smArt...

Chuhiya ped pe chadhi to Bandar ne pucha
upr kyo ayi?
Chuhiya-Apple khane
Bandar-Ye to Aam ka ped ha.
CHuhiya-kamine tu zada samjhdar mt ban Apple sath layi hu.

l!vE thE bEst lEAvE thE rEst....

"Wen i went back 2 my room, i slammed my college bag on my bed, i relized dat i wont use it again in my lyf evr..

I switchd back my mobile 4m 'silent' 2 'general' n realized dt i won use my lefthand evr again 2 typ msgs durin lectures..

Wile goin 2 bed i checkd if d alarm s corectly set & i relized dat its not needed any more..

Jus as i closd my eyes, random thoughts began 2 visit my mind & flow out through eyes, realising dat my college days r over..

Before these thoughts knock ur heart, enjoy these last days of ur clg lyf n make dem unforgettable part of whole life. live d best leave d rest. Enjoy...!!:) ;-)

ExtrA w!sE ch!ld....

Xtra kamina bacha!
Son:Ppapa Aap ki Luv Marriage hui Thi Na?
Dad:Yes, Par tumhe Kese Pata?
son: Qki aapki shadi or meri Date of Birth me sirf 5month ka FARQ H..

mOrn!ng !n d!ffErEnt c!t!Es...

Morning in cities:
Delhi-get up darling.
Pune- u r getng late dear.
Mumbai- gud mrng swthrt.
Haryana- pani a gaya h. Light jane wali h. Uth rahe ho ya du ek laat ;-)

sAntA n gOd...

Santa nadi mein gir gya,usne bhagwan ko kaha- rabba mainu bahar nikal de,m tere chawal chadaunga. rab ne usko bahar nikal diya.
Bahar nikal k kehta-kaun se chawal...

Rab ne usko fir nadi mein gira diya

santa- arre bhagwan,m to poochh rha hai 'kaun se chawal' 'Meethe k namkeen..??

quOtE...

Unnoticed & truly beautiful quote-

It doesnt matter if you dont have a lover.
Sometimes great stories continue by just being friends.:)

thrEe gOodEn rulEs Of l!fE...

3 Golden Rules of life:

1-Who is helping u,
don't Forget them.

2-Who is Loving u,
don't Hate them.

3-Who is believing u,
don't Cheat them.

Att!tudE...

6 birds were sittin on a tree,
A hunter saw dt n shot ovr.
5 birds flew away,
Bt 1 bird dint move an inch

Y?
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Kch ni bus..

Nakhre hain madam k.

Att!tudE stAtmEnt...

Attitude Statment of the decade by Rajnikant-

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100 ! He solved all 150 and wrote:

CHECK ANY 100 !:-P

hAts Off fOr thE g!rls...

Men !! Men !! Men ! If U advise dem,dey think U r dominating.. If U don't, U r nt doing anything.. If U agree to all their likes, U r sweet If U don't, U r not understanding.. If they call U, they r missing U, If U call, U r disturbing dem.. If they ask U anything, its their right, If U ask, U r interfering.. If they care, they luv U, If U care, U r vry possessive.. ....So Hats off to all great "Girls"!:):) To tolerate these men .:):):)

A ch!ld n mAn...

1 bachha choclte kha rha tha
1ADMI-Itni choclt khana acha nai..
BOY-Mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the!
ADMI-vo choclt khate the?
BOY-nhi,apne kam se kam rkhte the... :-D

gOod n!ght...

"G"o to bed
"O"ff the light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day for
"T"ommorow
"GOOD NIGHT''.

cAn ! cAll u...

Can I cl u nw?

Dhondu sent this msg to customer care .Pass this to all u r frnd n see how many bakaras wil say Yes or no:-D

mOthEr !n lAw n fAthEr !n lAw...

Sas ne apne sab damaadon ko aazmane k liye un k saamne dariya mein chlaang laga di.
Pahle damaad ne use bacha liya,
use saas ki taraf se car mil gayi...
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damaad ne bhi bacha liya,
use motorcycle inaam mein mili,
3rd day repeated,
tisre daamaad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi rah gayi hai.
Kya zarurat hai bachaane ki.
Saas doob gyi.
Agle din us daamaad ko Mercedes mil gayi.
SASUR ki taraf se...:);)

ded!cAtEd tO my fr!Ends...

Dosti wo ni jo apke kaam aye,dost wo h jo apki t-shrt maang kr le jae or kbi wapas na de.dost wo ni jo apko treat de,dost wo h jo ap ke ghar aae or kahe,aj kya paka h,jo b h jldi se le aa.dost wo ni jo cal karke milne aye,dost wo h jo ghar k samane aake msg kare kaminey bahar aa...dost wo ni jo janaze me aaye ,dost wo h jo kabar pe t-shrt le ke aae or kahe,"le nai chahiye tera ehsaan chal uth or meri dosti wapis kar..." Dedicatd 2 u..

quEst!On...

Suppose if u get a chance to have a talk wit my child in future, wat u would like to tel abt me?? Fwd to ur frnds and get interesting and funny replies..:-P

trust cAnnOt bE fOrcEd...

Trust cannot be forced....
It is an emotional attachment, that is given to the one, whom you feel will be with you till the end....!

nEvEr m!ss A chAncE to ExprEss ur fr!Endsh!p...

Around d corner i hav a frnd,
in dis gr8 city dat has no end..
Yes d days go by & weaks rush on, & b4 i knw it,
a yr is gone..
N i never c my old frnz face,
4 lyf is terrible race..
Tmrw i say, i wil cal u my frnd,
just to show dat am thinkin of u..
Bt tmrw cums & goes & d distnc beteewn us grows.
Around d corner, yet miles away, herz telegem sir,
Ur frnd died 2day
N dat wat v desrv & get in d end,
around d cornr,
a vanishd frnd.
So neva mis a chance to expres ur frndship..
:)

hAppy khArbOozA sEAsOn...

Is duniya me Sirf 2 log kismat wale hote hai. 1 wo jinko saccha pyar milta hai. Or Dusre wo jinka kharbooza meetha nikalta hai...
"HAPPY KHaRBOOZA SEASON"...:-)

tAkE hAnd Off thE door bEll..

1 nyt a guy droppd his gf at hr home.
Ar dey wer abt 2 wish each othr gd nt at d front door, d guy bcm romantic.
He leand wid hs hand against d wall n smiling, he said 2 hr "give me a kiss"

Horrified, she replied, "r u mad? My parents wil c us!"
"Plz"
"No,plz. Can u imagine if v get caught?"
" Dere's nobdy arnd, dey r al sleepin"

"No way, it's just 2 risky"

"plz, i luv u so much"

"no ,no i luv u2,but i just can't"

Suddenly d light on d stairs went on, n d girl's elder sistr showed up n in a sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says 2 go ahead n giv him a kiss, or i cn do it. Or if needed, mom says she cn cum dwn hrslf n do it, bt fr God's sake....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL:-);-)

lAtEst frOm nursEry schOol...

Latest from Nursery Schools:
A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,

C- Chat,

D- Download,

E- Email,

F- Facebook,

G- Google,

H- HewlettPackard,

I- Iphone,

J- Java,

K- Kingston,

L- Laptop,

M- Messenger,

N- Nero,

O- Orkut,

P- Picassa,

Q- Quickheal,

R- RAM

S- Server,

T- Twitter,

U- USB

V- Vista,

W- Wifi,

X- Xp,

Y- Youtube,

Z- Zorpia. . .

Thank god. . A is still Apple..!;-)

shAyAr!...

Ye choti si yaade bada sila dengi,
Gulab ki tarah aap ka chehra khila dengi,
Mat chodna kbi hmari yadon ko,
Yhi yaade har roz apko hamse mila dengi.

u rEAlly luv dAt pErsOn nA...

U really luv dat person na..!!
dnt u?

A PsyChoLogiCal Qustn
no Name ws Mentiond bt Suddenly,
Sum1 Came into Ur Mind

keep Loving dat sum1...:-)

why pEn!s !s sAd...(adult)

Why is Penis always sad ?

His hairstyle's a total mess

His relatives are nuts

His neighbour is an ass-hole

And whenever he gets high, he vomits & faints ;)

n!cE OnE...

Ppl say dat we dont understand d value of our close ones until we loose them..
Bt dey r wrong,
we know their value bt we never think dat we can loose them...