Happy new year 2014

2013 Tezi se Guzar raha hai...

Agar maine apko koi dukh diya ho ya meri wajah se apko koi takleef hui ho to.....

Plz

zara sochiye..
Pehle aap ne hi koi panga liya hoga..
warna aisa to ho hi nahi sakta k mere jaisa... Masoom
Samajhdar
insan aap ke saath kuch bura kare

Agar aap samajhdar hain to mujh se sorry bol dain..
Dil ke hum bohot achhe hai shayad maaf ker den...

Batana mera farz tha Baqi aap ki marzi.....

Mom And Son

Son : Mummy aap papa ke upar baith kar jump Q karti ho?
Mom :papa mote ho gayen hain na.... Unke pet ki hawa nikalti hoon.
Son : Kya fayda, kaamwali aunty papa ki pant utarkar muh lagakar phir se hawa bhar deti hai...

Hot And Sexy

Koi Bhi Girl Hot And Sexy Ho Sakti
 Hai
 Bas
 Dekhne Vaale Insaan Ki Neeyat Gandi
 Honi Chahiye

Adult

Jodha ke bade boobs dekh kar
 tansen ne birbal se kaha : yar ek bar jodha ke boobs chuswa de , 1000 asharfia dunga.
 Birbal ne jodha ke bra me 2 boond khujli ki dawai daal di.
 Jaise hi jodha ne bra pehni, khujli suru ho gayi.
 Akbar ne birbal se ilaaj pucha.
 Birbal : agar kisi surile gane wale se chuswa do to zeher nikal jayega.
 Akbar ne tansen ko boobs chusne ka hukm diya.
 Tansen ka kaam ho gaya. Next day birbal ne asharfia mangi, Tansen taal gaya.
 Birbal : mujhe pata tha madarchod ki tu aisa hi karega isliye dawayi ki 4 boond akbar ki chaddi me bhi daal di hain.
 Bhen ke lode, taiyaar reh, abhi bulawaa aata hi hoga..

Fashion Craze

Fashon Ka Zamana Hai
 Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
 Amul ? The Taste Of India.
 Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush
 Hua,
 Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya
 Kurkure ? Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

Santa And His Neighbour

MULLA: Tera Birthday kab hai?
 SARDAR: Next week, Why?
 MULLA: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
 SARDAR: Tera Birthday kab hai?
 MULLA: Next month, Why?
 SARDAR: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.
 (Har baar sardar chutya nahi hota)????.

Wife Saying I Am Pregnant To Santa

Wife: I am Pregnant.
 Santa: Par main to england me tha
 Wife: Aapki photo thi na
 Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..

A Heart Touching Story

A very heart touching story.....

 Kutte ka bachcha apni maa se.....

 "Maa... Pitaji dikhne mein kaise the?"

 Maa boli..."Pata nahi beta...pichhe se aye the...pichhe se hee chale gaye."??

Delhi Belly Spirit

Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
 Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
 Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
 Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
 Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
 Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
 Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
 Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
 Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.

A Girl And Santa

1 ladki ka mangetar mar gaya
 Ladki rote hui boli
 "Abhi to kuch dekha b nahi tha"
 Santa ne Hosla diya
 "Abhi Thodi der me NEHLAYENGE tab
 dekh lena".