Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Santa And His Neighbour

MULLA: Tera Birthday kab hai?
 SARDAR: Next week, Why?
 MULLA: Tujhe ghar ki window ke liye parde gift karne hai. Teri Wife ko tere saath sex kerte hue dekh-dekh ke Bor ho gaya hu.
 SARDAR: Tera Birthday kab hai?
 MULLA: Next month, Why?
 SARDAR: Tujhe Doorbeen Gift Karni hai, Taki tu dekh Sake ki Wife Kiski hai.
 (Har baar sardar chutya nahi hota)????.

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