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Boy and girl

Girl to Boy:

Main Tumhe Apna Dil Nahi De Sakti...

Boy:
Main Itne Uupper Ki Soch Bhi Nai Raha Hun... :D :p

Value of dot

VALUE OF A DOT.
A girl got 1st class in B.Ed xam!

Her xcited boyfrnd sent SMS 2 girl's father.
Ur daughter is first class in Bed!
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DOT GAYAB
Baap behosh !;).

One girl...

Ek ladki sadak pe akeli ja rhi thi pi6e se ek boy-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Girl- bhag kmina
3 din se lift le rhi hu
aj tak ghar nai phuchi

Funny quote

Funny Quote-
Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB.

But today if we make a single mistake, we are called a
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BULB

Boy and girl

1 Ladka Ladki_Se:
''I Love You...''
Ladki:
''Sorry, me Kisi aur_Se Pyar Krti hu..''
Ladka Udaas Ho Gya Phir Bola:
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'Teri Amma Ko Bataunga.

Laws of sex

Newton's 3 sex laws
-a hole alws attrcts a pole
-length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole.
-up n down motion releases a lotion , which increases Population

Life

Zindngi me chaahe kuch bhi ho.
hamesha 100 kadam "SAAND" se
200 kadam "RAAND" se, Aur,
500 kadam "BAAWLI GAAND" se dur rehna mere dost...!

Nirmal baba

Nirmal baba akhirkar pareshan hoker shivji bhagwan ke paas pahuche.
NIRMAL BABA- prabhu saare bhaktjan peechhe pad gaye hai..!! Kripa ruk gayi hai.
SHIVJI- kabhi jail gaye ho kya?
NIRMAL BABA- nahi bhagwn! SHIVJI- toh ek baar ho kar aao, kirpa aani shuru ho jayegi...;)

Boy and girl

Boy: I love u i can't live without u.. Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga.. :(

Girl: Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.