Kyunki har ek friend jaruri h yaar

To all my loving frnds....Chai k Liye jese Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek frd zaruri hota hai.
Koi subah paanch baje neend se jagaye, Koi raat ko teen baje jaan bachaye.
Ek teri kadki mein sharing kare, Aur Ek tere budget mein sneak in kare.
Koi nature se guest koi host hota hai, Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai.
"Ek ghadi ghadi kaam aaye par kabhi kabhi call kare,
Ek kabhi kabhi kaam aaye aur ghadi ghadi call kare"
Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite, Koi sath rahe toh kar de sab alright; Koi effortless koi forced hota hai.
Chat Room frd, koi classroom frd
Koi bike pe race wala vroom vroom frd.
Shopping mall wala shopping frd, Koi Exam hall wala copyin frid.
Movie buddy, groovy buddy
Hi buddy, Bye buddy, Joke buddy Poke buddy.. Gaana Buddy Shaana buddy, Chaddi Buddy Yaar Buddy
Kutte,kamine, Everybody, Sab buddy A to Z Gin din k naam bheja Roast hota hai
Par har ek frd zaroori hota hai...:):*..

Shayari

Zindagi ne pucha,"sapna kya hota hai?"
To hakiqat boli,
"band aakho me jo apna hota hai, khuli aakho me wahi sapna hota hai.

Shayari

Muslim Ko Kuran Me Iman Na Mila
Hindu Ko GeetaMe Bhagwan Na Mila
Us Insan Ko Asman Me Kya Bhagwan Milega
Jis Insan Ko Insan Me Insan Na mila

Beggar n lady

BIKHARI-1 Rupya De Do

LADY-Sharam Nahi Aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Ho K Bheekh Mangte Ho
BIKHARI-Acha Darling, Phir Ek Pappi Hi De De.

Two lovers

Premika: Kya Baat Hai? Bahut Udas Lag Rahe Ho? Premi: Maine Abhi Bht Hi Karunamay Book Padhi Hai. Prmk: Kaunsi Book? Premi Bank Ki Pass Book.

Adult...

Agar zyada muth marne ki wajah se aapka LUND teda ho chuka hai

To

Ghabrane ki zarurat
nahi,

Bhenchod chut hi to marni Hai,
konsa SNOOKER KHELNA HAI...:-)

Quote about life

Fantastic Quote About Life:
"Nothing Is Prewritten And
Nothing Can Be Re-Written!
So Be Sure U Write Carefully.."

Friends

Wen u count close frnz, dn't count me,
wen u count ur best frnz, don't count me,
Bt wen u realy need a frnd.
Bula lena
.
.
Unhi ko jinko pehle count kia tha :P

Friends

I Respect Those Friends Who Give me Time In Their Time Table,
BUT,
I Love Those Friends Who Don't Look Time Table When I Need Them.. :) :)

True lines

Bahut naaz hai tujhe apne doston ki mohbbat par e insaan tere hi janaze pe aakar puchenge kitni der hai dafnane me!