Friday, November 25, 2011

shAyArI...

Na dua mangi
Na koi guzarish ki

Na koi fariyad
Ns koi numaish ki

Jab bhi jhuka ye sir
Khuda ke age

Humne
Bas apki
Kgushi ki khwish ki

frIEnds...

BoyFriend is the part of the "heart"
Heart is the part of the "feelings"
Feelings is the symbol of "care"
Care is the special word for "FRIENDS"

husbAnd n wIfE..

Pati : suna hai vidwan pita ka putar murkh aur murkh ka putar vidwan hota hai

Patni : matlab humara putar vidwan banega..

studIEs n lOvE...

Kaaah padhayi bhi pyar jaise hoti...


Bas ho jati...!!:D

rEAlly nIcE lInes...

All gals are beautiful after lights are switched off!!

Shakespeare..!!

All boyz are innocent before lights are switched off!!

Shakespeare wife..!!

bOy n gAl..

Boy : darling !
Tumhara nam hath pe likhu ya dil pe
Gal : idhar udhar kahan likhte ho?
Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property k paper pe likho

Saturday, November 19, 2011

studEnt n tEAchEr...

Teachar-Agar koi school k samne

Bomb Rakh deta h to kya kroge?

Stu-1-2 ghante dekhenge

Agar koi le jata h to theek h Warna

Staff Room me rkh denge

tImE nEvEr cOmEs bAck...

Kuch Saalo baad Pal Ye BahUt Yaad Aayenge,
.
Jb hm Apne Apne Mukaam pr Pahuch Jayenge,
.
Akele jb b Honge,
.
Sath Guzare Huye Lamhe yaad Aayenge,
.
Paise to bahut honge shayad,
.
Pr Kharch krne k Lamhe kam ho Jayenge,
.
Aaj Zyada Msg Aane se Gussa aata h,
.
Kal Ek-Ek Msg ko Taras Jayenge,
.
Ek Cup Coffee Yaad Dosto ki Dilayegi,
.
Fir Sochte Sochte Aankhe Nam ho Jayengi,
.
In Palo ko Mil kr Dil Khol kr Jeelo dost,
.
Kyunki Zindgi in Dino ko fir nhi Doharayegi.....!!

quOtE...

Life is full of chances and changes, and the most prosperous of men may...meet with great misfortunes

Aristotle

Friday, November 18, 2011

nIcE lInEs...

Hard words can't touch any soft heart,
But soft words can touch any hard heart,
So speak in a soft way
The world will be yours...!!