dOctOr n sAntA...

Dr: Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: Pehle se zyada khrab hai.

D: Dawai khali thi kya?

S: Nahi dawai ki botal to bhari hui thi.

D: mera matlab hai dawai le li thi?

S: Ji jab aapne di to maine le li.

D:Bewkuf, dawai pee li thi?

S:Nahi,dawai to laal thi.

D:Haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha?

S:Nahi dr sahab "peelia" toh mujhe tha.

D:Are gadhe,suar,kutte,sirf itna batade dawai ko muh me dali thi ya nahi?

S:Toh aur kaha  dalni thi ?;-)

OnE nAmE !s yOurs...

Khushiya dene walo me ek naam apka hai,
Sath dene walo me 1 naam apka hai,
Sab kuch bhula diya hamne,
Jo na bhula sake wo ek naam apka h.

gAls n bOys...

Girls save their bf ph no. as
jaanu
sweeetu
mithu or my luv.

Boys save their gf ph no. as
bhinda mechanic,
Raju plumber,
bholla dudh wala,kallu mistri..

jOkE...

Joke From Electric Signboard on transformers:

Danger!
11000 volts!
Anyone found touching will be jailed for 3 years.

All mEn ArE thE sAmE...

Females keep on saying,"ALL MEN ARE THE SAME"

I Say,
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?

Hai koi jawaab? ;)

f!ll blAnks....

Khali jagah bharo..

____ Land ____ par ___ Choot.

Shaitani dimag mujhe pata hai tum galat hi soch rahe ho..

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Ans is: BSNL Land Line Par Bhari Choot.

truE l!nEs....

True lines:-

"Still cant undrstand why we choose the wrong people in d first place n then when the right person arrives, we just stop trusting people.!"...

sAntA n bAntA..

Santa and Banta in a discussion. Santa: If I drink coffee, I can't sleep. Banta: With me it`s the opposite. If I sleep, I can`t drink coffee.

lOvEr n gOd...

Aashik puchya rab nu tu jag nu pyr da mela kyun bna dita, rab hasya te bolya, tusi keda mere naal changi kiti, tusi to yr nu hi rab bna dita

gOod dAy Or bAd dAy...

There is no definition for a good day or a bad day..
it all depends on you & your thoughts that,
Either U rule the day or the day Rules U......