y gAls spEnd tOo much t!mE Onn thE!r lOoks...

Y do Girls like 2 spend so much time on
improving their LOOKS
& not their MIND?
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B'coz they know dat
Boys are STUPID
but not BLIND...++

EnjOy my cOmpAny bEfOrE ! clOsEs my EyEs...

1 Day ,

I will leave the world and never come back.

You will cry when you will see my number.

You will miss me when you sit alone,

won't be able to hear my laugh and voice ever again.

There will be no more ME to irritate , tease,

make you laugh,

and say sorry stupidly.

Tears might flow out of ur eyes,but i will be gone,

long and forever.

So Enjoy My Company as much Before i close my eyes forever....:-(

shAyAr!...

Koi chupata hai,koi batata h,
koi rulata h,
to koi hasata h..
Dosti to har koi karta h kisi na kisi se,
fark itna h ki koi aazmata h aur koi nibhata h...

fAthEr Of pj....

BAAP OF PJ

Evry1 says Rajnikant is perfct ...(i)
Bt,v knw 'no one is perfect' ...(ii)
so, frm (i)&(ii),
Rajnikant=no one
Hence
RAJNIKANT KILLED JESSICA!
Hehe..

b.tEch. syllAbus...

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya thru msg .. Ladki ne 2din mein us se shaadi karli yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai!!
socho ladke ne kya kaha hoga??
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I love u utna,
B.TECH. ka syllabus h jitna..!

AwEsOmE lOvE quOtE...

An awesome love quote..
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"The path that leads to love...is so Narrow..that Two can not walk on it....
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...unless they become One....!

ph!lOsOphy Of gAl...

Philosophy of GIRL:
Flirt wit attractive BOY,
Frndshp wit smart BOY,
Luv wit sincere & gud nature BOY,
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Marriage wit
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Aap jaisa thik samjhe MOM....:-D

bEst prEsEnts tO g!vE...

The best present 2 giv
2 a friend:
HONESTY

2 ur enemy:
FORGIVENESS

2 ur parents:
RESPECT

2 ur lover:
YOUR LIFE

2 me on my bday :
1) Nokia E95
2) Apple I-Pod 320GB
3) Sony vaio Laptop
4) Plasma Home Theatre
5) Digital Camera 32MP
6) Audi R8
thats all...
I'm a simple person wth simple demands...! ;-)

whOsE pEr!Od !s gO!ng....

Clas Me Teacher Nhi Tha Or Bada Hi Shor Ho Rha Tha, Principal Clas Me Ayi Or Guse Se Boli. Kis Ka Period Chl Rha Hai. Sharmate Hue 6 Ldkiya Khdi Ho Gyi

pOEm...(adult)

Twinkle twinkle SEXYSTAR
Kitna HILAYEGA bas YAR
Up abov d BREAST so HIGH
PENIS hs risen in d SKY
FUCK d girl&tel her BYE
Thats d way 2 bcom a guy