Monday, February 28, 2011

!nfOrmAt!vE msg.....

Plz read dis msg carefully:
This msg is fr evry girl who goes to
college or office alone-If u find any child crying on road showng
his/her addres n askng u to take him/her to that address,,take that
child to police station n plz dnt take it to that address.
It is a new
way of a gang to steal,rape & kidnap girls.
Plz Frwd to all girls &
also boys who hvng sistrs&frnds.
plz dont shy to frwd dis msg.
Our 1
msg may save a girl.
Published by NDTV
Plz circulate

qustn AskEd !n tAlEnt hunt.....

Question Askd In a Talent Test: If U Are Married To 1 Of The Twin
Sisters, How U Recognize Ur WIFE.?



The Best Answer:-Hell, Why
Should I..?:-):-)

bOy n g!rl....

BOY-Pi Lu Tere Nile-Nile Naino Ki Shabnam?
Pi Lu Tere Gile-Gile Honto
se Sargam
GIRL-abe In Dono K beech Me NAAK bhi Aati Hai
Wo b Pi K Dekh

sprEAd th!s msg....

Is Msg Ko Itna Felayen Ki...
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Ghoom Ke Mere

Ghar
Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye.

Main Bathroom Me Hoon,

Motor Chala Do.

Pani
Nahi Aa Raha.:-)

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

sOn n h!s dAd....

Child(dog sex dekh k)-Papa ye kutta kya kr rha h?
Papa-Beta wo kutta kutiya ko kuch samjha rha h.
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Child-Par papa isme GAAND marne ki kya jarurat h
Gd nun

g!rl n bOy.....

Grl-M jb v phn krti hn tm Shving kr rhe hte ho,
Din m ktni bar shaving karte ho?
Boy-30-40 bar,
Girl-pagl ho kya?
Boy-pagl ni 'Nai' hu.
Gud mrng n hv a nic day.

n!cE msg...

"Walking Alone Is Not Difficult
But, When We Have Walked A Mile With SomeOne,
Then, Coming Back Alone Is More Difficult.."

t!mE mAttErs....

If u Regularly msg ur frnds,
they wont rply.
But
if U msg them 4m new No. Evry1 wil Rply.
People hav time 4 Unknwn
bt
Not 4 Known!

A truth AbOut lOvErss....

90 % premi sex kyun nahi kar pate.??
.
1.Girlfriend nahi maanti.?
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2.Seriousness ?
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3. Sexual disorder?
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No...
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ROOM hi ni milTa yaar..

rEAl lOvE.....

What is real love?
I tell u a sweet love story.
Ek
chidiya ko ek
safed gulaab
se pyar ho
gaya. usne
gulaab ko
parpose kiya.
Gulaab
ne jawaab
diya k
jiss din
main laal
ho jaaunga
uss din
tum se
pyar karunga.
Jawaab sun
ke chidiya
gulaab k
aas paas
kaanto me
lotne lagi.
or uske
khoon se
gulaab laal
ho gaya.
Ye dekh
gulaab ne
bhi usse
kaha ki
wo usse pyar karta
hai par tab tak
chidiya mar chuki thi.
MORAL- Don't put condition in love and dosti