An Advocate And A Girl

Vakil- Behnji us raat Kya Hua Tha?
 1st usne Muje Giraya?
 Fir behnji,
 Fir Blous Fada,
 Fir Behnji?
 Fir Petikot Fada,
 Fir Behnji?
 Fir Apki Behn Chud gayi vakil sahib.

Mona And Rema

Mona-subah subah doodhwala bahut dabata h
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Rema-kya?
 Mona-Doorbell.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Rema-Isse accha toh mera paperwala h niche se daal k chala jata h

Santa With His Wife

Santa apni biwi se :~ 1 glass doodh dena.
 Biwi :~ 'bra'upar kar ke boli muh laga kar peelo.
 Santa : ~kamini, teri isi harkat k karan main pani nahi mangta ..??

Difference Between Girls And Boys

Girl 1: ?I am in love
 Girl 2:? who is he??
 Girl 3: ??how does he look?
 Girl 4: ??wat color?
 Girl 5: ?how tall is he??
 Girl 6:?? wat is he doing?
 Girl 7: ??who r his frnds?
 Girl 8: ??total wealth?
 After full inspection
 All Girls:? Be careful he might be a bad guy.
 Girl1: ??OK.
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 Same situation
 Boy 1: ?I am in love
 
 Boy 2:?Thoka?
 Boy 3:?Thoka?
 Boy 4:?Thoka?
 Boy 5:?Thoka?
 Boy 6:?Thoka?
 Boy 7:?Thoka?
 Boy 8:?Thoka?
 Boy 1: nahi sirf dabaye
 ??????

Santa In Love

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
 5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
 Banta: kyu rote ho.?
 Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.

Teacher Asking What Love Is

Teacher: What is love….???
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Student:
'L' ko hath me lekar
'O' ko dabate hue
'V' me dalte waqt jo
'E' ki aawaz nikalti hai
 use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!

It Is Said That...

Kahte hain..
 Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
 gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.

Teacher And Student

Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
 Golu: madam me abhi jake
 apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
 bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

What Is Love

Definition
 What is Love???
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 Answer by a boy - Love is the 7th sense of human which destroys all 6 senses n make the person nonsense..

Eyes

Read it twice you will know the fact of life..
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 God has given us
 REAL EYES to
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 REALISE the
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 REAL LIES..