Be special...

Never give any1 a chance to snatch ur smile...
As....
The world is for u,,,
u are not for the world....

ße sp€cial always....:)

How to pass time...

Bored..??:-|:-(
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Go to stranger's weding nd scream..;->;->
Ye shadi ni ho skti,
I stil love you!!:-PB-)

Father and son...

BETA;
PaPa MujHe w!fe
Chahiye,

PAPA;
Kaisi.?

BETA;
Chand"Jaisi,

PAPA:
Itni KhuBsuRaT.?

BETA;
Nahi,
Aaisi Jo RaaT Ko
Aaye OR SuBha
ChaLi Jaye.."

Kanjus...

Ek kanjus k0 electr!c current Lga..

Uski w!fe:
Aap theek t0h h na?

Kanjus:
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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh un!t k!tne badhe..!! :P:D

What matters is Mood...

Bhgwan ka diya sb kuch h
Books h
Notes h
Time h
Mauka h
or hausla to itna h ki jb chahe padh k top kr sakte h..
bs 1 hi bat ki kami h..
Mood,
Sala banta hi nhi.

Nice one

Pani ko bevkuf kese banaoge?
:-)
:-)
Socho
:-)
:-)
Socho
;-)
;-)
Socho
;-)
:-)
Socho na
:-)
:-)
Garam kro or
roz ki tarah aaj be mat nahao:-)haha

Sms...

Mobile ek mandir h, SIM murti,SMS parsad,SMS lene wala bhakt,SMS dene wala pujari,SMS lekar jo reply na kre wo Mandir k bahar betha "BHIKHARI"

Morning after night drunk...

3 Scary Things to see d next morning after spending the night drunk-

1. Own Face :P

2. Wallet :O

3. Records of outgoing calls. :D
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Keep :).

Santa...

1 Old Lady ne ATM ke pas Snta_se:Beta mera Balnce check krdo

Snta ne usko Dhakka de diya, Lady gir gyi
Snta-tumhra Balance kharab h amma.

Life...

When a marr!ed man says- "I'll think about it",
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his w!fe's opinion yet.. :-P