Boy and girl

A guy kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl-Dont kiss me before marriage. Guy-Dont worry darling, I am already married.

Husband and wife

Bv - Agar me waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte?

Pati - Log tum he dekh kar dar jate
Bv-Kyu
Pati-Log khte wo dekho bura waqt aa raha he

Santa and banta

Banta: yaar teri wife di maut da bada afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si? Santa: goli lagi si mathe vich, Banta: waheguru da shukar karo ke ankhe bach gay

Nice one

Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro
Wah Wah Wah

or

Ladki Patayi Nhi Jati To Behan Bna Liya Kro!

Ab bolo wah wah!;-);-);-)

Awesome reply

Boy 2 othr boy: dude, y u prposed dat girl,she alrdy has a bf?
Awsome rply
Khali kursi pe to koi b beith sakta h..
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke beitho..;)

Santa

Santa mentioned 3 years experience in his resume
Interviewer : can u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3 yrs
Santa : in searching JOBS...!!

Wife

Santa : meri biwi kisi b topic par ghanto bol sakti h
Banta : meri biwi to bina kisi topic ke b ghanto bol skti h

Lovely answer

Lovely Ans
Girl
If Ur Mom & Me Fall In The Water , Who Would U Save ?.Boy
I will Jump Into The Water , Save My Mom & Die With U.

Cute childhood..

Do u rmembr ur cute bachpan when u went 2 toy shop n askd shopkeepr:
"antal antal ye monkey titne ta h?"
Shopkeepr replied:
"Beta ye monkey nhi mirror h"

shAyArI...

Na dua mangi
Na koi guzarish ki

Na koi fariyad
Ns koi numaish ki

Jab bhi jhuka ye sir
Khuda ke age

Humne
Bas apki
Kgushi ki khwish ki