Any nEw msg...

Koi new msg h kya? Agr h to us par Dabur höney laga kar din m 2 baar chat lena, kynki send to tum karoge nhi,kam s kam thodi sehat to banegi.

3 m!stAkEs Of my l!fE....

One day Manmohan Singh will retire
And
His autobiography will be called:

"3 Mistakes of My Life"

2G,

3G,

Sonia G.
:p

jOb !n hOsp!tAl....

Hospital Me Job Nikli Hai

19000/= Salary Hai

Kaam-

SHAKAL Dikha K Mariz Ko Behosh Karna Hai

Jaldi FORM Bhar De

Tera Selection To Pakka Hai

smAll prOblEms...

Sonu Selected a Short Girl To Marry..

Monu- Why Such a Short Girl

Sonu- Mere Guruji Ne Kaha Hai Ki Musibat Jitni Choti Ho Utni Hi Achhi Rahegi

dn't g!vE Adv!cE...

Once a boy was smokng at airport
Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:Why ?
Girl:Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti
Boy:Aap cigrete peeti h
Girl:No
Boy:To kya wo car apki h?
Girl:No
Boy:Thanks for advice,Wo car meri hi h..:-P
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati h :P

lAtEst pj...

Vinod-Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Guzrne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai.?
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Altaf-
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Aasan Hai Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga Do.

swEdt Adv!cE...

"Sweet Advice"

Think About Yourself, Atleast.. Once In A Day...

Otherwise.. U'll Be Missing Out The Best Person In This World....!!:-))))

cOuplE On dAtE...

Couple Date Pr the
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga.:P

ElEctr!c!ty b!ll...

Ek
Pagal Aadmi
Bahut Der Se
Chand
Ko Dekh Raha
Tha,

Phir
Thodi Der Baad
Bola ;-

'Jalte Raho Beta..

Jab"Bijli Ka
Bill Aayega Tab
Pata Chalega."

fAthEr n sOn...

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye.?
Papa-Waiter ek beer aur ek Ice-Cream lao.?

Beta - Ice-Cream kyu papa.?

Aap bhi Beer Pijiye na...!
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