gOAt n dOnkEy....

Bakri Gadhe Ke Upar Chadi to Gadha Bola- Kya Kar Rahi Ho..?

Bakri Boli- Main to Mazaak Kar Rahi thi.

Gadha- Main Mazaak Karunga to Aankhein Bahar Aa jayegi.

kEep!ng A fr!End !s d!ff!cult As lOs!ng OnE....

Keeping a friend is as difficult
as losing one. U sacrifice a lot to

Keep Them. I may not have sacrificed

enough 4 uà!But in my heart i swear

iàm Keeping u.

GOd !s grEAt....

God always likes to know again & again what U want.
It's not that He forgets your needs but He loves to feel the sweetness of your prayer..!!

sEnt! L!nEs AftEr skl l!fE....

Best senti lines one can say after school life-
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"GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN...":-(

u w!ll fAll !in lOvE w!th.....

Name- ramdulari
DOB-.14/8/68
Weight- 149 kg
Height- 4"7
Color- Black
Birth place- Bihar
Kaam- gober uthana
Dream-dulhan banugi to sirf is sms padne wale ki...

A rAjAsthAn! msg...

A Rajasthani msg-
Seth laayo sethaani,
Sethaani badi soni.

Seth laayo sethaani,
Sethaani badi soni,

Ghunghat uthaa ke dekhyo

To daant hi koni...:-D

fAltu tym....

Log Kehte Hai Ki

Bhagwan Ne Aap Ko Badi Fursat Me Banaya Hai

Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar,

Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jate Hai

!mp AnOuncmEnt(Adult)....

Zururi Elaan,
Agr zyada muth marne ki waja se apka LUN,

Teda ho chuka hai

To,

Ghabrane ki zrurat
nahi,
Aap ne fuddi he leni Hai
kon sa Snooker khelna hai.

!mp msg....

IMP. MSG:-
Driving karte time drink na kare..,

Kyunki..

SPEED BREAKER AA JAANE SE PEG GIR SAKTA HAI...:p

Frm :
D.S.P.
Chulbul pandey...
:-P:-D

nO mOrE tEArs...

Hw nice it wd b if evry relationshp came wid d same tagline as of Johnson's Baby shampoo..
"No more Tears":)