husbAnd ,w!fE & bEer

A Man was in d pub with his Wife & said: "I LUV U"
She said: "Is that u or the beer talking?"

He replied: Its me....

Talking to the beer.%-):-D.:-).

sAntA n ElEctr!c!ty....

Santa Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya: Wo chatpatane Laga Wo Tadap Tadap ke Marne Hi Wala Tha, Ki Achanak Use Yaad Aaya ki Supply to 2 Dino se band hai.

agAr !tnA kArEgA tO......

Sard Raato me saath dega kya?
.
Akeli Raaho me mere hatho me apna haath dega kya?
.
Agar itna karega to,
.
.
Bhai ek baar,
MERA MUH ME LEGA KYA?
.
.
.
Gum k fasaane tujhe Sunaunga,
.
.
Teri khushi me mein bhi Khush ho jaunga,
.
.
Meri Dosti ki Khaatir,
Ek baar,
.
Bus ek baar MUH ME LEGA KYA?
.
.
.
Mushkil Waqt me bhi mere
Saath rahega kya?
.
.
Haal mere tute Dil ka tu sunega kya?
.
.
Mere sawalo ka jawaab dega kya?
.
.
Bol na GANDU,
Ek baar MUH ME LEGA KYA...?

is msg k bad dost rahega kya
.
.
.
Y sub padne k bad gud nyt kahega kya

tune abi tak btaya ni gandu mera ek bar muh m lega kya...

th!Ef n pAthAn.....

Chor Pathan ke Ghar ghusa to Pathan ne pakad kar saari raat uski Gaand mari.

Fir subha pucha- Phir kab aaoge?

Chor: pathan Saab Chor hu, Chutia nahi !

AbOut sw!s bAnk....

Once rajnikanth travelling in helicopter via switzerland & his purse fall down in switzerland & that place is now called as

SWISS BANK

AbOut msg....

Message ek masti h,
ye call se sasti h,
neend ko,
udati h,
khoon ko,
badhati hai,
dimaag ko,
pakati h,
par
kuch b ho
ek dusre ki
yaad to dilaati h.

!nfOrmAt!vE msg.....

Plz read dis msg carefully:
This msg is fr evry girl who goes to
college or office alone-If u find any child crying on road showng
his/her addres n askng u to take him/her to that address,,take that
child to police station n plz dnt take it to that address.
It is a new
way of a gang to steal,rape & kidnap girls.
Plz Frwd to all girls &
also boys who hvng sistrs&frnds.
plz dont shy to frwd dis msg.
Our 1
msg may save a girl.
Published by NDTV
Plz circulate

qustn AskEd !n tAlEnt hunt.....

Question Askd In a Talent Test: If U Are Married To 1 Of The Twin
Sisters, How U Recognize Ur WIFE.?



The Best Answer:-Hell, Why
Should I..?:-):-)

bOy n g!rl....

BOY-Pi Lu Tere Nile-Nile Naino Ki Shabnam?
Pi Lu Tere Gile-Gile Honto
se Sargam
GIRL-abe In Dono K beech Me NAAK bhi Aati Hai
Wo b Pi K Dekh

sprEAd th!s msg....

Is Msg Ko Itna Felayen Ki...
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Ghoom Ke Mere

Ghar
Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye.

Main Bathroom Me Hoon,

Motor Chala Do.

Pani
Nahi Aa Raha.:-)