Adult

Jodha ke bade boobs dekh kar
 tansen ne birbal se kaha : yar ek bar jodha ke boobs chuswa de , 1000 asharfia dunga.
 Birbal ne jodha ke bra me 2 boond khujli ki dawai daal di.
 Jaise hi jodha ne bra pehni, khujli suru ho gayi.
 Akbar ne birbal se ilaaj pucha.
 Birbal : agar kisi surile gane wale se chuswa do to zeher nikal jayega.
 Akbar ne tansen ko boobs chusne ka hukm diya.
 Tansen ka kaam ho gaya. Next day birbal ne asharfia mangi, Tansen taal gaya.
 Birbal : mujhe pata tha madarchod ki tu aisa hi karega isliye dawayi ki 4 boond akbar ki chaddi me bhi daal di hain.
 Bhen ke lode, taiyaar reh, abhi bulawaa aata hi hoga..