NON-VEG SMS KA BAAP...
Ek PATHANUSA se apni AMMI ko phone karta hai.
KHAN: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai.
AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA
KHAN: kyo AMMI
AMMI: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDs hoga,
Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko
Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,
NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko,
Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,
Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko,
Tere MOUSA se Muje,
Muj se hamare DRIVER ko,
Driver se teri Behen ko
Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega!
Tuje ALLAH ka vasta
Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mat aana..
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