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Haryanvi joke

Haryanvi Jhatka :
Husband apni anpadh wife se-Darling,Honeymoon k liye chalen?
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Wife- Main to ibe kapde dhou su maa ne le ja...

Women never listen

Old but Gold:

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.

She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!"

The woman said, "That's okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".

The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.

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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife .

Moral of the story: Women think they're really smart.:p

Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show\=D/

PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

Doctor and patient

After operation, a girl to Dr:how soon can i resume my sex life?
Dr:you are the 1st patient to ask this question after tonsil operation!

Pathan..

NON-VEG SMS KA BAAP...

Ek PATHANUSA se apni AMMI ko phone karta hai.

KHAN: AMMI Jaan! muje AIDS ho gaya hai. 

AMMI: Tu wapas mat aana BETA

KHAN: kyo AMMI

AMMI: agar tu aaya to Teri BIWI ko AIDs hoga,

Teri BIWI se tere BHAI ko

Tere BHAI se NOKRANI ko,
NOKRANI se tere ABBA ko,
Tere ABBA se teri MAUSI ko,
Teri MAUSI se tere MOUSA ko,
Tere MOUSA se Muje,
Muj se hamare DRIVER ko,
Driver se teri Behen ko

Aur Agar teri bahen ko ho gaya to saare GAON ko ho jayega!

Tuje ALLAH ka vasta
Saare GAON ko bachale BETA.. mat aana..