Boy and girl

Girl to Boy:

Main Tumhe Apna Dil Nahi De Sakti...

Boy:
Main Itne Uupper Ki Soch Bhi Nai Raha Hun... :D :p

Value of dot

VALUE OF A DOT.
A girl got 1st class in B.Ed xam!

Her xcited boyfrnd sent SMS 2 girl's father.
Ur daughter is first class in Bed!
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DOT GAYAB
Baap behosh !;).

One girl...

Ek ladki sadak pe akeli ja rhi thi pi6e se ek boy-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Girl- bhag kmina
3 din se lift le rhi hu
aj tak ghar nai phuchi

Funny quote

Funny Quote-
Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB.

But today if we make a single mistake, we are called a
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BULB

Boy and girl

1 Ladka Ladki_Se:
''I Love You...''
Ladki:
''Sorry, me Kisi aur_Se Pyar Krti hu..''
Ladka Udaas Ho Gya Phir Bola:
'

'Teri Amma Ko Bataunga.

Laws of sex

Newton's 3 sex laws
-a hole alws attrcts a pole
-length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole.
-up n down motion releases a lotion , which increases Population

Life

Zindngi me chaahe kuch bhi ho.
hamesha 100 kadam "SAAND" se
200 kadam "RAAND" se, Aur,
500 kadam "BAAWLI GAAND" se dur rehna mere dost...!

Nirmal baba

Nirmal baba akhirkar pareshan hoker shivji bhagwan ke paas pahuche.
NIRMAL BABA- prabhu saare bhaktjan peechhe pad gaye hai..!! Kripa ruk gayi hai.
SHIVJI- kabhi jail gaye ho kya?
NIRMAL BABA- nahi bhagwn! SHIVJI- toh ek baar ho kar aao, kirpa aani shuru ho jayegi...;)

Boy and girl

Boy: I love u i can't live without u.. Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga.. :(

Girl: Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.

Dad and son

Do Dogs Sex Kar Rahe The.
Son - Dad Ye Kya Ho Rha H
Dad-Beta,Piche Wala Dog Sahara Le K Chal Rha H.
Son - Ghor Kalyug H Dad Jise Sahara do Whi Gand Mar Leta H

Shayari

Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti, har kisi ki niyat baiman nahi hoti, kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara sa dost yu hi aap ki humse pehchan nahi hoti....

Shayari

Rishta?"Aankh" or "palak" jaisa hona chahiye,
Aankh me kuch gir jaye to palak tadap uthti hai,
Or palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai!

Love and ego

Life always lies between ego n Love....! Love says,let me msg them.but ego says,Let them msg me. feel the difference.... Luv all people n not ur ego...

Teacher and student

Sir Miss k Boobs daba Rha tha
1 Bache ne Dkh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Rha hu
Bacha-Bhen k Lavde
Bacha hu
Chutia nhi
HBO Dkhta hu PogO nahi.

Love is the most complicated

The person
who said - "LOVE IS THE MOST COMPLICATED
THING IN THE WORLD"

us k muh pe physics ki text book phenk k maaro!! :-)

Thankfull to bad time

Always Respect, Pray & be obliged 4 them Who Helped u In ur BAD Time.

&

Also Be Thankful To BAD Time,

4 Showing U Those Who Are YOURS.

Cute love story

ute Love :-

One day sea asked river,

"How long will u keep entering into my salty heart?"

River replied-

"Until U become sweet.."

Love is life

Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheed Me To Pata Chala Ki.!

"Har Wo Shakhs Akela Hai Jo Mohabbat Karta Hai.!

Aur Log Kehte Hain,

''Love Is Life"

Truth

Sadly TRUE-
KOI GIRLS us chidiya ki tarah hoti hai jisko jabtak dusra majbut daal mil nahi jata vo apne purane daal ko nahi chhodti hai. :)

Shayari...

Kabi Jazbat to kabi Yado Ko bayan karte hai
Kabi Ansu to kabi Dard piya karte hai
Aap Humen Bhul na jaye
Isliye Waqt Bewakt Msg kiya karte H