Shayari

Gulab Jamun Ki Chasni Aap Pr Brse
Ap Ki Chahat Ko GajAr Ka Halwa Tarse
Ap Ki Zindagi Me Aaye Itni Rasmalai
Ki
Aap Namkeen Khane Ko Tarse.

Child, boy and girl

1 bacha ek Ladka or Ladki ko Sex karte hue dek leta hai.

Bacha-Muje bhi karne do warna me apke Papa ko bata dunga.

Ladka-Le yaar tu bhi karle.
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par uska khada hi nhi hota.

Bacha chaddi pehente hue-
Maa ki Chut duniyadari ki.
Jo kam galat hai wo galat hai.
Main to bataunga.

Shayari

Pyar me Ye Kaisa Tohfa De Diya,
Muzko Gam Ne Pathhar Bana Diya,
Teri Yado me Kat Gyi Ye Umar Hmri,
Sirf Kehta Rha Ke Tuzko Kab ka Bhula Diya

Importance of time, relation and friends

WaQT
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RiSHTa
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AuR
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DoST
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Ye
Wo CheeZe HJo Hme MuFt Me
MiLti H
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MaGaR
inKi KeemaT Ka
Hme
TaB Pata ChaLta
H
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JaB Ye
KaHi KHo Jate
H..!!

True lines

Very True:-

"In Order to have a Comfortable Journey of Life.,

Reduce the Luggage of Desires..." :)

Best way to kill

Best Way To Kill Yourself.
"Love Someone Truely, You Will Die Every Day"
It's Not A Joke.
True Affection Give More Pain Alway's

Husband and wife

Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.

Sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.

Patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.
Warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga.

Husband and wife

PATI"Chidte
Huye;
Prabhu Mujhe
Utha Le

PATNI;
Inse"Pehle Tu
Mujhe Utha Le

PATI;
Prabhu"Mai Apni
Arji Waapas Leta
Hu,
Tu Pehle Iski
Sun...

Adult sms

(Adult Message)

Proceed Only
if u are Above 18.
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Elections r Coming!
Plz Vote.;-)

Shayari

Maine Zindgi Se Pucha Sbko Itna Dard Q Deti Ho,

Zindgi Ne Has K Jawab Diya
Ki
Hum To Sb Ko Khusi Dete H
Par 1 Ki Khusi Dusre Ka Dard Ban Jati H...

Hostel life

Hostel Life:

Dude 1-"Oye Subah Class Jaaye Toh Utha Diyo!!"
Dude 2-"Arrey Pakka, so jaa Bindass"

Result- None Went to Attend Class!! :D ;)

Hahahaha

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Hat jaao Aaj iS bade patthar
se apka mobil
kuchal dena hai.
Msg krte
nhi to mobil ka kya Achar daloge..

Story of a drunk

Ek sharabi ki daastaan..

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par...

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Kiske paas chhodu.!

sabhi kamine hain,

pee jayege. :D

Message for all my friends

"A Best Message 4 My All Friend's

Love is A Very Expensive Gift

So Don't Expect it From EveryBody

Because They Are Not Rich By Our Heart"

Shayari

Agar pYaar mILe To UskI Kadar Kar Lena
Hum Dur BhI JaYe To IntZar Kar Lena
VaIse Hum RuThTe NahI
Gar RuTh BhI JaYe To Dua Kar Hume Mana Lena

Best line ever

Live Like A Pair Of Walking Leg,
Foot Forward Has No Pride,
&
Foot Behind Has No Shame.
Cz,
Both Know Their Situation Will Change.!

Santa

Santa & his wife filed an applicaton For divorce
Judge askd: How wil U divide Ur 3 children?
Santa:
Ok! V wil apply next year.

True love

In life time someone breaks ur heart & If
U still feel to hold that person with every
broken piece.
That pain is called 'TRUE LOVE'

Lines by a lover

Lines By A Lover:
I Love My Shadow A Lot,
Bcoz At Least It Was With Me When I Am Left "Lonely By The One Whom I Actually Loved A Lot..!"

Government holidays

TCher:-"What is CoMMon Between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI & BUDHA?"
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PaPPu:-"ALL Are BOrn On GOvernment HOLidays..!" :D ;P

Shayari

Is Jahan Me
Mera Koi Thikana Nhi
Begane H Sab
Koi Mera Apna Nhi
Tum To BhuLkr KhuSh Ho
Mere Pas To Tumhe BhuLaneKa Koi Bahana Nhi.
Miss u..

True lines

~TRue LiNeS~
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AGaR MoHBBaT UnSe Na MiLe JiSe TuM PYaR KaRTe Ho
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To PHiR
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MoHBBaT Unko ZaRuR DeNa Jo Tumko PYaR KaRTe H..!!

Height of torture

Height of Torture-
Bf-aaj i am very tensed. mood kharab hai. sir bhi dukh raha hai.

Gf-hmmm! Acha wo sab chodo, ye dekho!! mera naya purse!

I miss you

Sweet Heart!
On the pages of Roses....
with ink of Moon light...
A pen of Love has written...
Only three words for you,,
"I MISS YOU"

Shayari

Kal fursat na mile to kya karoge itni mohlat na mile to kya karoge roz keh dete ho kal baat karege kal agar meri he ankhen na khuli to kya karoge.

Friends

Dost se rishta aisa banaya jae,Jisko nigaho me bithaya jae,Rahe unka mera rishta kuch aisa ki,Wo agar udas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jae

Shayari

Kyu insan Hasta hai,
Rone ke baad..
Jina fir bhi Padta hai,
Sab kuch Khone ke baad..
Socha aaj sabko Yaad karlu,
Kya pata Aankh hi na khule Aaj sone ke Baad..!!

Always smile

Best lines for a Practical Life...

"I have many problems in my Life...
But, My lips doesn't know that...
It Always smiles"

Being in a relationship is a tough task

Being in a relationship is a tough task!
Pehle apni GF ko dusro ki nazro se bachao!
Fir dusro ki GF ko apni nazro se bachao
its very difficult...!

Shayari

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Pen Kharab Ho Gya Warna shayari To Gazab Ki Thi..:-P:-P

Throw your mobile

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also is 2 well,
Because u r not Messaging me..........

Love and friendship

Diffrence beetwen Love nd Frndship.

Balance na hote hue bi kuch bi karke call karna thats Love.

Balance hote hue bi 1 msg karne me maut aana thats frndship.!:-))

Enjoy life like baby

Always be like a BABY... because the BABY does not know about its Past as well as Its Future... but it enjoys today & every second of its life

Shayari

Tadpe to bahut par wo maan nahi paye, is dil ki mohabbat wo jaan nahi paye, ak din chale jaynge is duniya se tab wo kahenge, lout aao hum tumhe pehchan nahi paye.