Teacher and student

School main  aag lag gayi
Sab bache khush the ki ab school nahi ana psdega 
Par 1 bacha udas tha
Sit :- beta y r u sad
Bacha :- aap zinda kaise bache

Best medicine in our world

Best medicine in our world without any side effectvis
"smiling face"
I pray 4 this medicine will always with you

Nice one

Arzz kiya hai...
Bade shatir hain iss duniya ke jugnu...
Roshni dikha kar andhero ki taraf bulatey hain

Shayari...

WAQT kehta hai mujhe "GAWANA" Mat "DIL" Kehta hai mujhe "LAGANA" Mat, "DOST" kehta hai mujhe "AZMANA" mat or "HUM" kehte hain hamein "BHULANA" mat

Shayari...

Khamosh Rahker Unse Baat Krte H, Ankh Band Ker K Unka Didar Krte H, Wo Kahte H Dur Rahker Denge Saza, Unhe Kya Malum Hum Dur Rahker B Unhe kitna Pyaar Karte h.

Mood nahi banta...

Bhgwan ka diya sb kuch h
Books h
Notes h
Time h
Mauka h
or hausla to itna h ki jb chahe padh k top kr sakte h..
bs 1 hi bat ki kami h..
Mood,
Sala banta hi nhi.

Shayari...

YAAD KARO NA KARO HUM GILA NHI KARTE...VIRANE ME PHOOL KHILA NHI KARTE....MAGAR ITNA YAAD RAKHNA JO DIL SE CHAHTE H.....WO ROZ MILA NHI KARTE. 

Facts about girl...

70%Ladki Sundar Hoti H

75% Sweet

85% Shararati

90% Quit

Aur 100% Bewafa Hoti H

Yani Ladki 70+75+85+90+100=420 Hoti H.

Shayari...

Aap kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai.tute patte se pucho kya hoti hai judai.kon kehta h k hum apko yaad nhi krte.. Ye to waqt se pucho kis waqt aapki yaad nhi aayi.

Only one smart...

Mahine-12
CriKet players-11
Ungliya-10
Grah-9
Kone-8
Ajube-7
Indriya-6
Mahasagar-5
Dishaye-4
Ritue-3
AnKhe-2
Smart Only 1 "........."
Naam to suna hi hoga..!

Shayari...

Todna hota to rishta hum na banate,Umeed na hoti to spne hum na sajate,Aitbaar kiya hai humne aapki dosti pe, Bharosa na hota to APNE DIL ka HISSA na banate...

2 beautiful facts...

2 beautiful facts
1- The most affectionate persn fights more than an Enemy,
2- U easily melt like butter wen the most Lovable person says 'im Sorry' :)

Life related with...

Our Life has become so 'Less' now.
Our Telephone: Cordless
Our Cooking: Fireless
Our Food: Fatless
Our Dress: Topless
Our Youth: Jobless
Our Leaders: Shameless
Our Govt: Hopeless
Our Job: Thankless
Our Police: Clueless
Our Policies: Aimless
Our Labour: Effortless
Our Conduct: Worthless
Our Relations: Meaningless
Our Attitude: Careless
Our Feelings: Heartless
Our Eduction: Valueless
Our Argumnts: Baseless
Our Future: Directionless
But still Our Expectations r ENDLESS.

Beautiful thought...

Beautiful thought:
"You Can Win Over Your Enemy By Love".
But
"Love Is The Biggest Enemy Of Life When It Hurts"
Strange bt true...

Shayari...

Ae HAWA..
Unse Kehna Ki Hum KHUSH Hai
Bas Uski YAADEN Satati Hai

Uski DOORI Ka Koi
GUM Nahi Muje,

Bas Zara Si
PALKEIN Bheeg Jaati Hai..

Be special...

Never give any1 a chance to snatch ur smile...
As....
The world is for u,,,
u are not for the world....

ße sp€cial always....:)

How to pass time...

Bored..??:-|:-(
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...
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...
Go to stranger's weding nd scream..;->;->
Ye shadi ni ho skti,
I stil love you!!:-PB-)

Father and son...

BETA;
PaPa MujHe w!fe
Chahiye,

PAPA;
Kaisi.?

BETA;
Chand"Jaisi,

PAPA:
Itni KhuBsuRaT.?

BETA;
Nahi,
Aaisi Jo RaaT Ko
Aaye OR SuBha
ChaLi Jaye.."

Kanjus...

Ek kanjus k0 electr!c current Lga..

Uski w!fe:
Aap theek t0h h na?

Kanjus:
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.

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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh un!t k!tne badhe..!! :P:D

What matters is Mood...

Bhgwan ka diya sb kuch h
Books h
Notes h
Time h
Mauka h
or hausla to itna h ki jb chahe padh k top kr sakte h..
bs 1 hi bat ki kami h..
Mood,
Sala banta hi nhi.

Nice one

Pani ko bevkuf kese banaoge?
:-)
:-)
Socho
:-)
:-)
Socho
;-)
;-)
Socho
;-)
:-)
Socho na
:-)
:-)
Garam kro or
roz ki tarah aaj be mat nahao:-)haha

Sms...

Mobile ek mandir h, SIM murti,SMS parsad,SMS lene wala bhakt,SMS dene wala pujari,SMS lekar jo reply na kre wo Mandir k bahar betha "BHIKHARI"

Morning after night drunk...

3 Scary Things to see d next morning after spending the night drunk-

1. Own Face :P

2. Wallet :O

3. Records of outgoing calls. :D
-
Keep :).

Santa...

1 Old Lady ne ATM ke pas Snta_se:Beta mera Balnce check krdo

Snta ne usko Dhakka de diya, Lady gir gyi
Snta-tumhra Balance kharab h amma.

Life...

When a marr!ed man says- "I'll think about it",
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his w!fe's opinion yet.. :-P