Kyunki har ek friend jaruri h yaar

To all my loving frnds....Chai k Liye jese Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek frd zaruri hota hai.
Koi subah paanch baje neend se jagaye, Koi raat ko teen baje jaan bachaye.
Ek teri kadki mein sharing kare, Aur Ek tere budget mein sneak in kare.
Koi nature se guest koi host hota hai, Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai.
"Ek ghadi ghadi kaam aaye par kabhi kabhi call kare,
Ek kabhi kabhi kaam aaye aur ghadi ghadi call kare"
Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite, Koi sath rahe toh kar de sab alright; Koi effortless koi forced hota hai.
Chat Room frd, koi classroom frd
Koi bike pe race wala vroom vroom frd.
Shopping mall wala shopping frd, Koi Exam hall wala copyin frid.
Movie buddy, groovy buddy
Hi buddy, Bye buddy, Joke buddy Poke buddy.. Gaana Buddy Shaana buddy, Chaddi Buddy Yaar Buddy
Kutte,kamine, Everybody, Sab buddy A to Z Gin din k naam bheja Roast hota hai
Par har ek frd zaroori hota hai...:):*..

Shayari

Zindagi ne pucha,"sapna kya hota hai?"
To hakiqat boli,
"band aakho me jo apna hota hai, khuli aakho me wahi sapna hota hai.

Shayari

Muslim Ko Kuran Me Iman Na Mila
Hindu Ko GeetaMe Bhagwan Na Mila
Us Insan Ko Asman Me Kya Bhagwan Milega
Jis Insan Ko Insan Me Insan Na mila

Beggar n lady

BIKHARI-1 Rupya De Do

LADY-Sharam Nahi Aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Ho K Bheekh Mangte Ho
BIKHARI-Acha Darling, Phir Ek Pappi Hi De De.

Two lovers

Premika: Kya Baat Hai? Bahut Udas Lag Rahe Ho? Premi: Maine Abhi Bht Hi Karunamay Book Padhi Hai. Prmk: Kaunsi Book? Premi Bank Ki Pass Book.

Adult...

Agar zyada muth marne ki wajah se aapka LUND teda ho chuka hai

To

Ghabrane ki zarurat
nahi,

Bhenchod chut hi to marni Hai,
konsa SNOOKER KHELNA HAI...:-)

Quote about life

Fantastic Quote About Life:
"Nothing Is Prewritten And
Nothing Can Be Re-Written!
So Be Sure U Write Carefully.."

Friends

Wen u count close frnz, dn't count me,
wen u count ur best frnz, don't count me,
Bt wen u realy need a frnd.
Bula lena
.
.
Unhi ko jinko pehle count kia tha :P

Friends

I Respect Those Friends Who Give me Time In Their Time Table,
BUT,
I Love Those Friends Who Don't Look Time Table When I Need Them.. :) :)

True lines

Bahut naaz hai tujhe apne doston ki mohbbat par e insaan tere hi janaze pe aakar puchenge kitni der hai dafnane me!

Friends

I Dont know That I M Imp In Your Life Or Not!

But I Just Hope That when I Die..
For A Moment You Have Tears In Ur Eyes And u ll say
'Uth Na Yaar Majak Mat kar.

Friends

Life is a little haraami &
v r little haraamkhors too.
Wen v find som1 whose haramkhori is matching ours,
v fall into mutual harampanti & call it friends.

Shayari

Kyu yaad Ata hai wo KAL_jo laut ke nhi Aayega itna malum na tha k waqt iss kadar Rulayega, Jee bhr k jee lo Aaj ko tum bhi kyunki_yeh AAJ FIR KAL ban jayega.

Shayari

Jo aansoo na hote ankhon mein,
to aankhen itni khubsurat na hotin.

Jo dard na hota dil mein,
to khushi ki koi keemat na hoti.

Jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,
to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti.

Agar sochne se puri ho jatin muraadein to,
dua ki kabhi zarorat na hoti ....

Diffrent reactions

If U Pass in Exms

Mom's words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad's wrds:
Mera beta sher hai

Lvr's wrds:
So sweet

Frnd's wrds:
haramkhor Tu kab padha bey....

Who is real 'Ravaana'

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe thi
Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe h !
Toh asli ravan kaun ?

Boy and girl

A guy kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl-Dont kiss me before marriage. Guy-Dont worry darling, I am already married.

Husband and wife

Bv - Agar me waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte?

Pati - Log tum he dekh kar dar jate
Bv-Kyu
Pati-Log khte wo dekho bura waqt aa raha he

Santa and banta

Banta: yaar teri wife di maut da bada afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si? Santa: goli lagi si mathe vich, Banta: waheguru da shukar karo ke ankhe bach gay

Nice one

Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro
Wah Wah Wah

or

Ladki Patayi Nhi Jati To Behan Bna Liya Kro!

Ab bolo wah wah!;-);-);-)

Awesome reply

Boy 2 othr boy: dude, y u prposed dat girl,she alrdy has a bf?
Awsome rply
Khali kursi pe to koi b beith sakta h..
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke beitho..;)

Santa

Santa mentioned 3 years experience in his resume
Interviewer : can u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3 yrs
Santa : in searching JOBS...!!

Wife

Santa : meri biwi kisi b topic par ghanto bol sakti h
Banta : meri biwi to bina kisi topic ke b ghanto bol skti h

Lovely answer

Lovely Ans
Girl
If Ur Mom & Me Fall In The Water , Who Would U Save ?.Boy
I will Jump Into The Water , Save My Mom & Die With U.

Cute childhood..

Do u rmembr ur cute bachpan when u went 2 toy shop n askd shopkeepr:
"antal antal ye monkey titne ta h?"
Shopkeepr replied:
"Beta ye monkey nhi mirror h"