Thursday, October 4, 2012

Height of memory loss

Height of memory loss 

A boy opens his tiffen box on 
the roadside to see..

Whether he s going to school 
Or 
Coming back...!! ;-)

Funny but true

Funny but true!
Combined study is meeting with friends

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where all aspects of the 
world are discussed
except studies.

Meaning of sorry

Old meaning of Sorry 

"I Wont Do It Again" 

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New Meaning Of Sorry, 

"Damn I Got Caught, Next Time 
I Need To Be More Careful"

Nice lines

Apne jubaan KI Taaqat Unn 'Maa-Baap' Par Kabhi Mat Aazmao...   Jinhone Tumhe Bolna Sikhaya Hai...! !,,. Love Ur Parents..

Two things to remember in life

Life me 2 baate hmesha yad rkhna

1.hawa chalti h to patte hilte h

2.Nahi chalti
to nhi hilte

Thanks mat bolna yar

Real fact

1 Maa K Liye Wo Kaun Sa Kaam Hai Jo Beta Kare To Bura Lage Par Damaad Kare To Bahut Accha Lagta Hai.?






"BIWI Ki GHULA

Intresting lines

Most Interesting Line Written
On The Front Of T-Shirt Of A Girl
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"Excuse Me....!!

My Face Is Above...

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Boy and girl

Girl to Boy:

Main Tumhe Apna Dil Nahi De Sakti...

Boy:
Main Itne Uupper Ki Soch Bhi Nai Raha Hun... :D :p

Value of dot

VALUE OF A DOT.
A girl got 1st class in B.Ed xam!

Her xcited boyfrnd sent SMS 2 girl's father.
Ur daughter is first class in Bed!
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DOT GAYAB
Baap behosh !;).

One girl...

Ek ladki sadak pe akeli ja rhi thi pi6e se ek boy-ghar tak lift chahiye kya?
Girl- bhag kmina
3 din se lift le rhi hu
aj tak ghar nai phuchi

Funny quote

Funny Quote-
Edison made many mistakes & found a BULB.

But today if we make a single mistake, we are called a
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BULB

Boy and girl

1 Ladka Ladki_Se:
''I Love You...''
Ladki:
''Sorry, me Kisi aur_Se Pyar Krti hu..''
Ladka Udaas Ho Gya Phir Bola:
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'Teri Amma Ko Bataunga.

Laws of sex

Newton's 3 sex laws
-a hole alws attrcts a pole
-length of pole is equal 2 depth of hole.
-up n down motion releases a lotion , which increases Population

Life

Zindngi me chaahe kuch bhi ho.
hamesha 100 kadam "SAAND" se
200 kadam "RAAND" se, Aur,
500 kadam "BAAWLI GAAND" se dur rehna mere dost...!

Nirmal baba

Nirmal baba akhirkar pareshan hoker shivji bhagwan ke paas pahuche.
NIRMAL BABA- prabhu saare bhaktjan peechhe pad gaye hai..!! Kripa ruk gayi hai.
SHIVJI- kabhi jail gaye ho kya?
NIRMAL BABA- nahi bhagwn! SHIVJI- toh ek baar ho kar aao, kirpa aani shuru ho jayegi...;)

Boy and girl

Boy: I love u i can't live without u.. Mar jaunga,Mit jaunga,tere pyar me fanah ho jaunga.. :(

Girl: Hmm.. Dekh le jaise b tujhe thik lage.

Dad and son

Do Dogs Sex Kar Rahe The.
Son - Dad Ye Kya Ho Rha H
Dad-Beta,Piche Wala Dog Sahara Le K Chal Rha H.
Son - Ghor Kalyug H Dad Jise Sahara do Whi Gand Mar Leta H

Shayari

Khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti, har kisi ki niyat baiman nahi hoti, kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara sa dost yu hi aap ki humse pehchan nahi hoti....

Shayari

Rishta?"Aankh" or "palak" jaisa hona chahiye,
Aankh me kuch gir jaye to palak tadap uthti hai,
Or palak kuch der na jhapke to aankh ro deti hai!

Love and ego

Life always lies between ego n Love....! Love says,let me msg them.but ego says,Let them msg me. feel the difference.... Luv all people n not ur ego...

Teacher and student

Sir Miss k Boobs daba Rha tha
1 Bache ne Dkh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Rha hu
Bacha-Bhen k Lavde
Bacha hu
Chutia nhi
HBO Dkhta hu PogO nahi.

Love is the most complicated

The person
who said - "LOVE IS THE MOST COMPLICATED
THING IN THE WORLD"


us k muh pe physics ki text book phenk k maaro!! :-)

Thankfull to bad time

Always Respect, Pray & be obliged 4 them Who Helped u In ur BAD Time.

&

Also Be Thankful To BAD Time,

4 Showing U Those Who Are YOURS.

Cute love story

ute Love :-

One day sea asked river,

"How long will u keep entering into my salty heart?"

River replied-

"Until U become sweet.."

Love is life

Nikle Hum Duniya Ki Bheed Me To Pata Chala Ki.!

"Har Wo Shakhs Akela Hai Jo Mohabbat Karta Hai.!

Aur Log Kehte Hain,

''Love Is Life"

Truth

Sadly TRUE-
KOI GIRLS us chidiya ki tarah hoti hai jisko jabtak dusra majbut daal mil nahi jata vo apne purane daal ko nahi chhodti hai. :)

Shayari...

Kabi Jazbat to kabi Yado Ko bayan karte hai
Kabi Ansu to kabi Dard piya karte hai
Aap Humen Bhul na jaye
Isliye Waqt Bewakt Msg kiya karte H

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Shayari

Gulab Jamun Ki Chasni Aap Pr Brse
Ap Ki Chahat Ko GajAr Ka Halwa Tarse
Ap Ki Zindagi Me Aaye Itni Rasmalai
Ki
Aap Namkeen Khane Ko Tarse.

Child, boy and girl

1 bacha ek Ladka or Ladki ko Sex karte hue dek leta hai.

Bacha-Muje bhi karne do warna me apke Papa ko bata dunga.

Ladka-Le yaar tu bhi karle.
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par uska khada hi nhi hota.

Bacha chaddi pehente hue-
Maa ki Chut duniyadari ki.
Jo kam galat hai wo galat hai.
Main to bataunga.

Shayari

Pyar me Ye Kaisa Tohfa De Diya,
Muzko Gam Ne Pathhar Bana Diya,
Teri Yado me Kat Gyi Ye Umar Hmri,
Sirf Kehta Rha Ke Tuzko Kab ka Bhula Diya

Importance of time, relation and friends

WaQT
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RiSHTa
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AuR
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DoST
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Ye
Wo CheeZe HJo Hme MuFt Me
MiLti H
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MaGaR
inKi KeemaT Ka
Hme
TaB Pata ChaLta
H
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JaB Ye
KaHi KHo Jate
H..!!

True lines

Very True:-

"In Order to have a Comfortable Journey of Life.,

Reduce the Luggage of Desires..." :)

Best way to kill

Best Way To Kill Yourself.
"Love Someone Truely, You Will Die Every Day"
It's Not A Joke.
True Affection Give More Pain Alway's

Husband and wife

Pati- Aaj Kiska Chehra Dekha Tha.

Sara Din Khane Ko Nahi Mila.

Patni- Bedroom Ka Aaina Hata Do.
Warna Roz Yahi Hal Hoga.

Husband and wife

PATI"Chidte
Huye;
Prabhu Mujhe
Utha Le

PATNI;
Inse"Pehle Tu
Mujhe Utha Le

PATI;
Prabhu"Mai Apni
Arji Waapas Leta
Hu,
Tu Pehle Iski
Sun...

Adult sms

(Adult Message)


Proceed Only
if u are Above 18.
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Elections r Coming!
Plz Vote.;-)

Shayari

Maine Zindgi Se Pucha Sbko Itna Dard Q Deti Ho,

Zindgi Ne Has K Jawab Diya
Ki
Hum To Sb Ko Khusi Dete H
Par 1 Ki Khusi Dusre Ka Dard Ban Jati H...

Hostel life

Hostel Life:

Dude 1-"Oye Subah Class Jaaye Toh Utha Diyo!!"
Dude 2-"Arrey Pakka, so jaa Bindass"

Result- None Went to Attend Class!! :D ;)

Hahahaha

(""""")
(""""")
(""""")
" /('',)/''
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_/" /_
Hat jaao Aaj iS bade patthar
se apka mobil
kuchal dena hai.
Msg krte
nhi to mobil ka kya Achar daloge..

Story of a drunk

Ek sharabi ki daastaan..

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par...

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Kiske paas chhodu.!

sabhi kamine hain,

pee jayege. :D

Message for all my friends

"A Best Message 4 My All Friend's

Love is A Very Expensive Gift

So Don't Expect it From EveryBody

Because They Are Not Rich By Our Heart"

Shayari

Agar pYaar mILe To UskI Kadar Kar Lena
Hum Dur BhI JaYe To IntZar Kar Lena
VaIse Hum RuThTe NahI
Gar RuTh BhI JaYe To Dua Kar Hume Mana Lena

Best line ever

Live Like A Pair Of Walking Leg,
Foot Forward Has No Pride,
&
Foot Behind Has No Shame.
Cz,
Both Know Their Situation Will Change.!

Santa

Santa & his wife filed an applicaton For divorce
Judge askd: How wil U divide Ur 3 children?
Santa:
Ok! V wil apply next year.

True love

In life time someone breaks ur heart & If
U still feel to hold that person with every
broken piece.
That pain is called 'TRUE LOVE'

Lines by a lover

Lines By A Lover:
I Love My Shadow A Lot,
Bcoz At Least It Was With Me When I Am Left "Lonely By The One Whom I Actually Loved A Lot..!"

Government holidays

TCher:-"What is CoMMon Between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI & BUDHA?"
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PaPPu:-"ALL Are BOrn On GOvernment HOLidays..!" :D ;P

Shayari

Is Jahan Me
Mera Koi Thikana Nhi
Begane H Sab
Koi Mera Apna Nhi
Tum To BhuLkr KhuSh Ho
Mere Pas To Tumhe BhuLaneKa Koi Bahana Nhi.
Miss u..

True lines

~TRue LiNeS~
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AGaR MoHBBaT UnSe Na MiLe JiSe TuM PYaR KaRTe Ho
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To PHiR
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MoHBBaT Unko ZaRuR DeNa Jo Tumko PYaR KaRTe H..!!

Height of torture

Height of Torture-
Bf-aaj i am very tensed. mood kharab hai. sir bhi dukh raha hai.

Gf-hmmm! Acha wo sab chodo, ye dekho!! mera naya purse!

I miss you

Sweet Heart!
On the pages of Roses....
with ink of Moon light...
A pen of Love has written...
Only three words for you,,
"I MISS YOU"

Shayari

Kal fursat na mile to kya karoge itni mohlat na mile to kya karoge roz keh dete ho kal baat karege kal agar meri he ankhen na khuli to kya karoge.

Friends

Dost se rishta aisa banaya jae,Jisko nigaho me bithaya jae,Rahe unka mera rishta kuch aisa ki,Wo agar udas ho to humse bhi muskuraya na jae

Shayari

Kyu insan Hasta hai,
Rone ke baad..
Jina fir bhi Padta hai,
Sab kuch Khone ke baad..
Socha aaj sabko Yaad karlu,
Kya pata Aankh hi na khule Aaj sone ke Baad..!!

Always smile

Best lines for a Practical Life...

"I have many problems in my Life...
But, My lips doesn't know that...
It Always smiles"

Monday, March 12, 2012

Being in a relationship is a tough task

Being in a relationship is a tough task!
Pehle apni GF ko dusro ki nazro se bachao!
Fir dusro ki GF ko apni nazro se bachao
its very difficult...!

Shayari

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Pen Kharab Ho Gya Warna shayari To Gazab Ki Thi..:-P:-P

Throw your mobile

Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well and
Throw your mobile also is 2 well,
Because u r not Messaging me..........

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Love and friendship

Diffrence beetwen Love nd Frndship.

Balance na hote hue bi kuch bi karke call karna thats Love.

Balance hote hue bi 1 msg karne me maut aana thats frndship.!:-))

Enjoy life like baby

Always be like a BABY... because the BABY does not know about its Past as well as Its Future... but it enjoys today & every second of its life

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Shayari

Tadpe to bahut par wo maan nahi paye, is dil ki mohabbat wo jaan nahi paye, ak din chale jaynge is duniya se tab wo kahenge, lout aao hum tumhe pehchan nahi paye.

Thursday, February 23, 2012

Teacher and student

School main  aag lag gayi
Sab bache khush the ki ab school nahi ana psdega 
Par 1 bacha udas tha
Sit :- beta y r u sad
Bacha :- aap zinda kaise bache

Best medicine in our world

Best medicine in our world without any side effectvis
"smiling face"
I pray 4 this medicine will always with you

Nice one

Arzz kiya hai...
Bade shatir hain iss duniya ke jugnu...
Roshni dikha kar andhero ki taraf bulatey hain

Sunday, February 19, 2012

Shayari...

WAQT kehta hai mujhe "GAWANA" Mat "DIL" Kehta hai mujhe "LAGANA" Mat, "DOST" kehta hai mujhe "AZMANA" mat or "HUM" kehte hain hamein "BHULANA" mat

Shayari...

Khamosh Rahker Unse Baat Krte H, Ankh Band Ker K Unka Didar Krte H, Wo Kahte H Dur Rahker Denge Saza, Unhe Kya Malum Hum Dur Rahker B Unhe kitna Pyaar Karte h.

Mood nahi banta...

Bhgwan ka diya sb kuch h
Books h
Notes h
Time h
Mauka h
or hausla to itna h ki jb chahe padh k top kr sakte h..
bs 1 hi bat ki kami h..
Mood,
Sala banta hi nhi.

Shayari...

YAAD KARO NA KARO HUM GILA NHI KARTE...VIRANE ME PHOOL KHILA NHI KARTE....MAGAR ITNA YAAD RAKHNA JO DIL SE CHAHTE H.....WO ROZ MILA NHI KARTE. 

Facts about girl...


70%Ladki Sundar Hoti H

75% Sweet

85% Shararati

90% Quit

Aur 100% Bewafa Hoti H

Yani Ladki 70+75+85+90+100=420 Hoti H.

Shayari...

Aap kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai.tute patte se pucho kya hoti hai judai.kon kehta h k hum apko yaad nhi krte.. Ye to waqt se pucho kis waqt aapki yaad nhi aayi.

Only one smart...

Mahine-12
CriKet players-11
Ungliya-10
Grah-9
Kone-8
Ajube-7
Indriya-6
Mahasagar-5
Dishaye-4
Ritue-3
AnKhe-2
Smart Only 1 "........."
Naam to suna hi hoga..!

Shayari...

Todna hota to rishta hum na banate,Umeed na hoti to spne hum na sajate,Aitbaar kiya hai humne aapki dosti pe, Bharosa na hota to APNE DIL ka HISSA na banate...

2 beautiful facts...

2 beautiful facts
1- The most affectionate persn fights more than an Enemy,
2- U easily melt like butter wen the most Lovable person says 'im Sorry' :)

Life related with...

Our Life has become so 'Less' now.
Our Telephone: Cordless
Our Cooking: Fireless
Our Food: Fatless
Our Dress: Topless
Our Youth: Jobless
Our Leaders: Shameless
Our Govt: Hopeless
Our Job: Thankless
Our Police: Clueless
Our Policies: Aimless
Our Labour: Effortless
Our Conduct: Worthless
Our Relations: Meaningless
Our Attitude: Careless
Our Feelings: Heartless
Our Eduction: Valueless
Our Argumnts: Baseless
Our Future: Directionless
But still Our Expectations r ENDLESS.

Beautiful thought...

Beautiful thought:
"You Can Win Over Your Enemy By Love".
But
"Love Is The Biggest Enemy Of Life When It Hurts"
Strange bt true...

Shayari...


Ae HAWA..
Unse Kehna Ki Hum KHUSH Hai
Bas Uski YAADEN Satati Hai

Uski DOORI Ka Koi
GUM Nahi Muje,

Bas Zara Si
PALKEIN Bheeg Jaati Hai..

Be special...

Never give any1 a chance to snatch ur smile...
As....
The world is for u,,,
u are not for the world....

ße sp€cial always....:)

Friday, February 17, 2012

How to pass time...

Bored..??:-|:-(
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Go to stranger's weding nd scream..;->;->
Ye shadi ni ho skti,
I stil love you!!:-PB-)

Father and son...

BETA;
PaPa MujHe w!fe
Chahiye,

PAPA;
Kaisi.?

BETA;
Chand"Jaisi,

PAPA:
Itni KhuBsuRaT.?

BETA;
Nahi,
Aaisi Jo RaaT Ko
Aaye OR SuBha
ChaLi Jaye.."

Kanjus...

Ek kanjus k0 electr!c current Lga..

Uski w!fe:
Aap theek t0h h na?

Kanjus:
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Mai theek hu..
tu meter dekh un!t k!tne badhe..!! :P:D

Thursday, February 16, 2012

What matters is Mood...

Bhgwan ka diya sb kuch h
Books h
Notes h
Time h
Mauka h
or hausla to itna h ki jb chahe padh k top kr sakte h..
bs 1 hi bat ki kami h..
Mood,
Sala banta hi nhi.

Nice one


Pani ko bevkuf kese banaoge?
:-)
:-)
Socho
:-)
:-)
Socho
;-)
;-)
Socho
;-)
:-)
Socho na
:-)
:-)
Garam kro or
roz ki tarah aaj be mat nahao:-)haha

Sms...

Mobile ek mandir h, SIM murti,SMS parsad,SMS lene wala bhakt,SMS dene wala pujari,SMS lekar jo reply na kre wo Mandir k bahar betha "BHIKHARI"

Morning after night drunk...

3 Scary Things to see d next morning after spending the night drunk-

1. Own Face :P

2. Wallet :O

3. Records of outgoing calls. :D
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Keep :).

Santa...

1 Old Lady ne ATM ke pas Snta_se:Beta mera Balnce check krdo

Snta ne usko Dhakka de diya, Lady gir gyi
Snta-tumhra Balance kharab h amma.

Life...

When a marr!ed man says- "I'll think about it",
What he really means that,
He doesn't know his w!fe's opinion yet.. :-P

Friday, January 13, 2012

Kyunki har ek friend jaruri h yaar

To all my loving frnds....Chai k Liye jese Toast hota hai,
Waise har ek frd zaruri hota hai.
Koi subah paanch baje neend se jagaye, Koi raat ko teen baje jaan bachaye.
Ek teri kadki mein sharing kare, Aur Ek tere budget mein sneak in kare.
Koi nature se guest koi host hota hai, Par har ek friend zaroori hota hai.
"Ek ghadi ghadi kaam aaye par kabhi kabhi call kare,
Ek kabhi kabhi kaam aaye aur ghadi ghadi call kare"
Gossip ka koi ghoomta phirta satellite, Koi sath rahe toh kar de sab alright; Koi effortless koi forced hota hai.
Chat Room frd, koi classroom frd
Koi bike pe race wala vroom vroom frd.
Shopping mall wala shopping frd, Koi Exam hall wala copyin frid.
Movie buddy, groovy buddy
Hi buddy, Bye buddy, Joke buddy Poke buddy.. Gaana Buddy Shaana buddy, Chaddi Buddy Yaar Buddy
Kutte,kamine, Everybody, Sab buddy A to Z Gin din k naam bheja Roast hota hai
Par har ek frd zaroori hota hai...:):*..

Shayari

Zindagi ne pucha,"sapna kya hota hai?"
To hakiqat boli,
"band aakho me jo apna hota hai, khuli aakho me wahi sapna hota hai.

Shayari

Muslim Ko Kuran Me Iman Na Mila
Hindu Ko GeetaMe Bhagwan Na Mila
Us Insan Ko Asman Me Kya Bhagwan Milega
Jis Insan Ko Insan Me Insan Na mila

Beggar n lady

BIKHARI-1 Rupya De Do

LADY-Sharam Nahi Aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Ho K Bheekh Mangte Ho
BIKHARI-Acha Darling, Phir Ek Pappi Hi De De.

Two lovers

Premika: Kya Baat Hai? Bahut Udas Lag Rahe Ho? Premi: Maine Abhi Bht Hi Karunamay Book Padhi Hai. Prmk: Kaunsi Book? Premi Bank Ki Pass Book.

Adult...

Agar zyada muth marne ki wajah se aapka LUND teda ho chuka hai

To

Ghabrane ki zarurat
nahi,


Bhenchod chut hi to marni Hai,
konsa SNOOKER KHELNA HAI...:-)

Quote about life

Fantastic Quote About Life:
"Nothing Is Prewritten And
Nothing Can Be Re-Written!
So Be Sure U Write Carefully.."

Friends

Wen u count close frnz, dn't count me,
wen u count ur best frnz, don't count me,
Bt wen u realy need a frnd.
Bula lena
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Unhi ko jinko pehle count kia tha :P

Friends

I Respect Those Friends Who Give me Time In Their Time Table,
BUT,
I Love Those Friends Who Don't Look Time Table When I Need Them.. :) :)

True lines

Bahut naaz hai tujhe apne doston ki mohbbat par e insaan tere hi janaze pe aakar puchenge kitni der hai dafnane me!

Friends

I Dont know That I M Imp In Your Life Or Not!

But I Just Hope That when I Die..
For A Moment You Have Tears In Ur Eyes And u ll say
'Uth Na Yaar Majak Mat kar.

Friends

Life is a little haraami &
v r little haraamkhors too.
Wen v find som1 whose haramkhori is matching ours,
v fall into mutual harampanti & call it friends.

Shayari

Kyu yaad Ata hai wo KAL_jo laut ke nhi Aayega itna malum na tha k waqt iss kadar Rulayega, Jee bhr k jee lo Aaj ko tum bhi kyunki_yeh AAJ FIR KAL ban jayega.

Shayari

Jo aansoo na hote ankhon mein,
to aankhen itni khubsurat na hotin.

Jo dard na hota dil mein,
to khushi ki koi keemat na hoti.

Jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne,
to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti.

Agar sochne se puri ho jatin muraadein to,
dua ki kabhi zarorat na hoti ....

Diffrent reactions

If U Pass in Exms

Mom's words:
Bohut khushi ki bat
Dad's wrds:
Mera beta sher hai

Lvr's wrds:
So sweet

Frnd's wrds:
haramkhor Tu kab padha bey....

Who is real 'Ravaana'

Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe thi
Jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe h !
Toh asli ravan kaun ?

Boy and girl

A guy kissed his girl friend in the park. Girl-Dont kiss me before marriage. Guy-Dont worry darling, I am already married.

Husband and wife

Bv - Agar me waqt hoti to log meri kitni kadar karte?

Pati - Log tum he dekh kar dar jate
Bv-Kyu
Pati-Log khte wo dekho bura waqt aa raha he

Santa and banta

Banta: yaar teri wife di maut da bada afsos hoya, vaise hoya ki si? Santa: goli lagi si mathe vich, Banta: waheguru da shukar karo ke ankhe bach gay

Nice one

Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro
Wah Wah Wah

or

Ladki Patayi Nhi Jati To Behan Bna Liya Kro!

Ab bolo wah wah!;-);-);-)

Awesome reply

Boy 2 othr boy: dude, y u prposed dat girl,she alrdy has a bf?
Awsome rply
Khali kursi pe to koi b beith sakta h..
dum hai to kisi ko utha ke beitho..;)

Santa

Santa mentioned 3 years experience in his resume
Interviewer : can u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3 yrs
Santa : in searching JOBS...!!

Wife

Santa : meri biwi kisi b topic par ghanto bol sakti h
Banta : meri biwi to bina kisi topic ke b ghanto bol skti h

Lovely answer

Lovely Ans
Girl
If Ur Mom & Me Fall In The Water , Who Would U Save ?.Boy
I will Jump Into The Water , Save My Mom & Die With U.

Cute childhood..

Do u rmembr ur cute bachpan when u went 2 toy shop n askd shopkeepr:
"antal antal ye monkey titne ta h?"
Shopkeepr replied:
"Beta ye monkey nhi mirror h"