Na dua mangi
Na koi guzarish ki
Na koi fariyad
Ns koi numaish ki
Jab bhi jhuka ye sir
Khuda ke age
Humne
Bas apki
Kgushi ki khwish ki
Friday, November 25, 2011
shAyArI...
frIEnds...
BoyFriend is the part of the "heart"
Heart is the part of the "feelings"
Feelings is the symbol of "care"
Care is the special word for "FRIENDS"
husbAnd n wIfE..
Pati : suna hai vidwan pita ka putar murkh aur murkh ka putar vidwan hota hai
Patni : matlab humara putar vidwan banega..
rEAlly nIcE lInes...
All gals are beautiful after lights are switched off!!
Shakespeare..!!
All boyz are innocent before lights are switched off!!
Shakespeare wife..!!
bOy n gAl..
Boy : darling !
Tumhara nam hath pe likhu ya dil pe
Gal : idhar udhar kahan likhte ho?
Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property k paper pe likho
Saturday, November 19, 2011
studEnt n tEAchEr...
Teachar-Agar koi school k samne
Bomb Rakh deta h to kya kroge?
Stu-1-2 ghante dekhenge
Agar koi le jata h to theek h Warna
Staff Room me rkh denge
tImE nEvEr cOmEs bAck...
Kuch Saalo baad Pal Ye BahUt Yaad Aayenge,
.
Jb hm Apne Apne Mukaam pr Pahuch Jayenge,
.
Akele jb b Honge,
.
Sath Guzare Huye Lamhe yaad Aayenge,
.
Paise to bahut honge shayad,
.
Pr Kharch krne k Lamhe kam ho Jayenge,
.
Aaj Zyada Msg Aane se Gussa aata h,
.
Kal Ek-Ek Msg ko Taras Jayenge,
.
Ek Cup Coffee Yaad Dosto ki Dilayegi,
.
Fir Sochte Sochte Aankhe Nam ho Jayengi,
.
In Palo ko Mil kr Dil Khol kr Jeelo dost,
.
Kyunki Zindgi in Dino ko fir nhi Doharayegi.....!!
quOtE...
Life is full of chances and changes, and the most prosperous of men may...meet with great misfortunes
Aristotle
Friday, November 18, 2011
nIcE lInEs...
Hard words can't touch any soft heart,
But soft words can touch any hard heart,
So speak in a soft way
The world will be yours...!!
whO sAy thEy ArE ActIng...
Why do girls act like Idiots...
?
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Who says they are acting...!!
lAst wIsh...
Judge to mujrim : tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai?
Mujrim : ek mobile nokia 81, 5 crore rupay, aapki beti se shadi, U.S.A. ka viza, 2 sal ka honeymoon
Thursday, November 17, 2011
mEAnIng Of slEep...
"S.L.E.E.P"
S:-say thanks 2 god.
L:-lying on d bed.
E:-eyes closed slowly.
E:-end of d day.
P:-plan for d next day...!!!
shAyArI...
Aaj khuda Se meri Mulakat hui,
thodi hi sahi par baat hui,
Maine aap k bare me puchha ye insaan kaisa h?
Khuda Bola:Dosti bana k rkhna,bilkul mere jaisa H
shAyArI...!!
Jiski' ArzuThi Usika Pyr Mila
Brso Jiska intzar Kia Usika sath Mila
Ajib Khel H Kudrt Ka
KisiKo Hm
Koi Hme Mila...!!
husbAnd n wIfE...
Pati : aaj bahar khana khaynge
Patni : kyun mere khane se bore ho gaye?
Pati : nahi aaj bartan saf karne ka mood nahi hai
fAthEr n sOn...
Beta bola papa se mujhe bandar dekhna hai
Papa bole, nahi beta, abhi nahi..
Papa kyun
Bete abhi bandar SMS padh rha hai
quOtE...
Only paper has humanity yet achived glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, and abiding love -
George Bernard Shaw
hE nEeds us...
His drinks were with us when we were sad or happy
And
Now he needs us
Pls save vijay mallya...
Drink below your normal capacity
Cheers!!!!
husbAnd n wIfE...
Wife : main mayke ja rahi hon
Tumhe talak ka notice bejh dungi
Husband : mithi mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat karo...!!
sElf cOntrOl....
People smoke and drink for a few days
And
Get addicted to it
I'm studying since childhood bt still nt addicted to studying..
This is called self control...!!
sAntA In jAIl...
Jailor : tum jail main kyun ho
Santa : maine bank luta..
Lekin paise wahi gin ne lag gaya
Qyki
Waha likha tha
Counter chodne se pahele paise gin le...!!
husbAnd n wIfE...
Pati chidte hue...
Parbhu mujhe utha le...!!
Patni..
Inse pahele tu mujhe utha le...!!
Pati..
Parbhu main apni arji wapas leta hon tu iski sun...!!
hEIght Of bEggIng...
A sleeping begger...
Puts a notice board in front of him
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Please don't make noise by dropping coins...
Offer notes only...!!!
sAntA n bAntA....
Santa : mujhe 200 rs de do
Banta : tujhe rupay ki nahi akal ki zarurat hai
Santa : apse wahi cheez mangunga jo aapke pas hai...!!
3 wOrds...
3 words dat can change ur mood
"I LOVE YOU"
"I HATE YOU"
And
The best one
"FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR"
By god , aag lag jati hai....:)
sAntA....
Santa : abe yar ye NOTHING ka kya matlab hota hai
Banta : "kuch nahi"
Santa : chal na!
Aisa ho hi nahi sakta!
Jab word bana hai, toh kuch toh matlab hoga...!!
sAntA...
Santa thought LOL means..
Lots of love
So
He sent it in the following text to his girlfriend....
You are the only girl in my life...
shAyArI...
Dil ko pata tha vo zarur ayegi..
Dil ko pata tha vo zarur ayegi...
Par kabhi socha na tha....
Ki
Surprise main kambakht apna pati b saath layegi...
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
shAyAr!...
Dil ki dhadkan bacha k rakhna, Apne INBOX ko zara saja k rakhna, Kabhi bhi aa sakte hain mere VIP sms,Isliye zara auro k sms hata k rakhna...!
shAyAr!...
Apni Dosti Bilkul FIX Hai
Sorry,Thank's
Sab Kuch MIX Hai
Hum Apko Nahi Bhulenge Ye Bhi FIX Hai
Bas Aap Hume bhul na jaye Yahi Ek RISK Hai.
shAyAr!...
Wo Baat Kya Karu Jiski Khabar Hi Na Ho,
Wo Dua Kya Karu Jisme Asar Hi na Ho,
Kaise Keh Du Apko Lag Jaye Meri Umar,
Kya Pata itni lambi Meri Umar He Na Ho...
shAyAr!...
Hum kuch is tarah se apko yaad aayenge,k kbhi-kbhi aap khud ko b bhul jayenge,Bs itna sa asar hoga hmari yadon ka,k kbhi-kbhi aap bina baat hi muskuraenge...
bOy n gAl....
Boy - pee lu tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam
Pee lun ter gile-gile hoto se sargam
Gal - dono ke bich main nak b ati hai , waha se b kuch pe ke dekh...
b!g bOss EffEct...
After watching my report card.....
My father said...
Big boss chahte hai ki aap ghar se niklal jaye...!!!
jOkE...
Jungle main sapera
been liye baitha tha
Wah wah
Jungle main sapera
been liye betha tha
Saap aur b kamina tha ,
Wo earphone lagaye baitha tha.. :D
whAt !s b!rthdAy....
Fantastic answer by Dr. Kalam to a question of BBC :
Define
BIRTHDAY :
"The only day in your life , yout mother smiled , when you cried".....
hAr Ek fr!End jArur! hOtA hA!...
In a bottle , there are 10 fisher , 1 is taken out and d water level increases .
How?
Other 9 fishes start crying..!!
Y?
Qyuki
Har ek friend zaruri hota hai yaar...
nEtwOn's 4th lAw...
Netown's 4th law :
"Every book continues to be in the state of rest or covered by dust , unless an external or internal is announced by the university"
husbAnd n w!fE...
Pati : Doctor ne bola koi bimari nahi hai , fir udas kyun ho?
Patni : Soch rahi hun fees ke 15 rupaye bekar hi chale gaye...
husbAnd n w!fE...
Mere karam foote the warna mujhe aur bhi yogya var mil rhe the
Pati : Ve sach much yogya the,
Tumhare fande se bach gaye...
spEll!ng m!stAkE...
Budha 1 ladki se takraya
Budha : Sorry
Girl : Stupid
Tabi 1 ladka us ladki se takraya
Ladka : Sorry
Girl : Its Ok
Budha : Meri sorry ki spelling galat thi kya
!nd!An wOmEns...
Why do most indian womem requst for the same husband in the next life...
Are itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..
Waste thdi na jane dengi..!!
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