fA!ry stOry !n tOdAys t!mE...

pndit mendak se:teri lyf me ek aise ldki aygi, jo tera dil le  jayegi!
mndk khusi se: kab,kha?

pndit: kuch din bad biology lab me

f!rst clEvEr sArdAr...

India's 1st clever sardar.Mam told all student 2 draw bacteria on paper.Sardar's paper was blank when asked, he said-bacteria cant b seen wid naked eyes...

sAntA...

SANTA at medical store:I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u have prescription

SNTA showed his Weding card.

MAN:sir badi botal du ya choti..

gAls rOcks...

What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie
"THE ROBOT"

Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai

MACHINE ka bi dimag kharab kr sakti hai...hehe!
grls rock..

shAyAr!...

Kya h Pane ki khusi or kya h khone ka h gum

kese kahe usse k kaise h hm

bas use itna samjha do
k kl bhi tanha the

or aaj b akele h hum