cOnf!dEncE Of pr!nc!pAl On h!s pup!ls...

Ek bar engg. COLLAGE ke sabhi Professors ko ek Plane me bithaya gaya.

Fir announce kiya gaya ki YE PLANE AAP KE STUDENTS NE BANAYA H.

Sab professor utar gaye.. Par principle bethe rahe.

Logo ne puchha, kyu? Principle bole "Muje apne students par pura bharosa h.
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Plane Start hi nahi hoga!

truE...

Hilarious bt true... "Success is just like  being pregnant... Everybody congratulates U. But nobody knows how many times u were fucked for it.!!!

AutOmOb!lE Eng!nEer...

1 jaat ne apni khrab car k
niche kutte ko leta hua dekha ,to kutte
ko 1 dum se khicha or kha " Bahar likad
kamin tane bnau Automobile Engineer ..:D

why wE sAy "pyAar mA!n g!r gAyA"...

Why do we say
"Pyaar mein gir gaya" ??
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Bcoz if we say "pyaar mein khada ho gya"...
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to double meaning ho jayega..
:p:p

wEbs!tE wh!ch EvEry bOy n g!rl sEe...

Aisi kaunsi website h jo boys or girls chup chup kar dekhte hain..
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www.result.com
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But u r also right! ;););)

bush !n !nd!A...

Bush India Aakar
Manmohan Singh se
Puchta hai ki Yaha
baat - baat par Log
Bhenchod - Bhenchod
Kehte hai...
Iska Matlab Kya hota hai???

Manmohan Singh:- Sir,
Iska Matlab DESHBHAKT
hota hai...

Agle Din Bush Ek Sabha
mein Bhaashan dete hue:-
Bharat ke Bhenchodo,
Mai bhi Ek Bhenchod hu Lekin Gandhiji Sabse Bade Bhenchod the
Aap Logon mein to Bhenchod ki Bhavna Kut-Kut ke Bhari hui hai
Har Aadmi ko Bhenchod hona chahiye
Ye Manmohanji bhi bhut bade Bhenchod h

Appl!cAt!On tO thE pr!nc!pAl...

Fees maafi k liye application:

To,
The Principal
High school,

Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye Rs.500 diye the:
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki cold drink & snaks,
50 ka girlfriend ka recharge karva diya,
200 science wali m'am par shart haar gaya.

Main samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai,
par unka to aapke sath b chakkar nikla!!

Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf
ya
Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!!

Thanks

shAyAr!...

Kitne Chehre Hai Duniya Me

Magar Humko Ek Chehra Nazar Aata Hai

Duniya Ko Ab Hum Kya Yaad Kare

Aapki Yaadon Me Waqt Saara Guzar Jaata Hai.

th!rsty crOw stOry !n h!ngl!sh...

Thirsty Crow Story In Hinglish:
Der was a Kauwa,Siting on a Khamba,
He was vry Pyasa,Here-There Bhatka,
He saw a Matka,
Some Patthar Patka,
Water Gatka & Satka

l!fE nEvEr g!vE sEcOnd chAncE...

V Tk Evrythng 4 Granted

-A Constantly Worried Mom

-Strict fathr

-Annoyng Brothr

-Rude Sis

-Chipku Frnd

-Posesv Lovr

-Nagng Wif

-Demandng Husbnd

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Blink!
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Whn u Lose dem

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Thn

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u'll Mis Thm As

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-Carng Mom,

-My fathr:My support

-Bst Bro

-Stupid Sis

-My Heart:My Frnd

-My Lyf:My Luv

-My Angel:My Wif.

->My Swty:My Husband.

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Dn't Tk thm 4 Granted.

Lyf Nvr Gvs a 2nd Chance!

Jst love thm alwys

sAntA...

Boss snta nu-grahak nu kadi khali na jan dyo. J chij ni hai ta kuch hor offer krdo.
Custmr-toilet paper daiyo
Santa-toilet paper ta hai ni tusi regmar le jaao.

whO w!ll tEl truth AbOut yEw...

" Only Two persons in the world can tell the truth About u

1.A Friend who is angry on u

2.An Enemy who starts loving u

Strange but True.:-)

n!cE OnE...

Jeevan me sabse bada Jhatka,
Jab husband honeymoon ki tayari kar raha ho or wife bole Aji sunte ho,

Sirf Durex Condom lena, dusre se mujhe alergy hai !!!

Any nEw msg...

Koi new msg h kya? Agr h to us par Dabur höney laga kar din m 2 baar chat lena, kynki send to tum karoge nhi,kam s kam thodi sehat to banegi.

3 m!stAkEs Of my l!fE....

One day Manmohan Singh will retire
And
His autobiography will be called:

"3 Mistakes of My Life"

2G,

3G,

Sonia G.
:p

jOb !n hOsp!tAl....

Hospital Me Job Nikli Hai

19000/= Salary Hai

Kaam-

SHAKAL Dikha K Mariz Ko Behosh Karna Hai

Jaldi FORM Bhar De

Tera Selection To Pakka Hai

smAll prOblEms...

Sonu Selected a Short Girl To Marry..

Monu- Why Such a Short Girl

Sonu- Mere Guruji Ne Kaha Hai Ki Musibat Jitni Choti Ho Utni Hi Achhi Rahegi

dn't g!vE Adv!cE...

Once a boy was smokng at airport
Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:Why ?
Girl:Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti
Boy:Aap cigrete peeti h
Girl:No
Boy:To kya wo car apki h?
Girl:No
Boy:Thanks for advice,Wo car meri hi h..:-P
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati h :P

lAtEst pj...

Vinod-Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Guzrne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai.?
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Aasan Hai Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga Do.

swEdt Adv!cE...

"Sweet Advice"

Think About Yourself, Atleast.. Once In A Day...

Otherwise.. U'll Be Missing Out The Best Person In This World....!!:-))))

cOuplE On dAtE...

Couple Date Pr the
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga.:P

ElEctr!c!ty b!ll...

Ek
Pagal Aadmi
Bahut Der Se
Chand
Ko Dekh Raha
Tha,

Phir
Thodi Der Baad
Bola ;-

'Jalte Raho Beta..

Jab"Bijli Ka
Bill Aayega Tab
Pata Chalega."

fAthEr n sOn...

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye.?
Papa-Waiter ek beer aur ek Ice-Cream lao.?

Beta - Ice-Cream kyu papa.?

Aap bhi Beer Pijiye na...!
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