!nfOrmAt!vE msg.....

Plz read dis msg carefully:
This msg is fr evry girl who goes to
college or office alone-If u find any child crying on road showng
his/her addres n askng u to take him/her to that address,,take that
child to police station n plz dnt take it to that address.
It is a new
way of a gang to steal,rape & kidnap girls.
Plz Frwd to all girls &
also boys who hvng sistrs&frnds.
plz dont shy to frwd dis msg.
Our 1
msg may save a girl.
Published by NDTV
Plz circulate

qustn AskEd !n tAlEnt hunt.....

Question Askd In a Talent Test: If U Are Married To 1 Of The Twin
Sisters, How U Recognize Ur WIFE.?



The Best Answer:-Hell, Why
Should I..?:-):-)

bOy n g!rl....

BOY-Pi Lu Tere Nile-Nile Naino Ki Shabnam?
Pi Lu Tere Gile-Gile Honto
se Sargam
GIRL-abe In Dono K beech Me NAAK bhi Aati Hai
Wo b Pi K Dekh

sprEAd th!s msg....

Is Msg Ko Itna Felayen Ki...
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Ghoom Ke Mere

Ghar
Walo Tak Pahunch Jaye.

Main Bathroom Me Hoon,

Motor Chala Do.

Pani
Nahi Aa Raha.:-)

sOn n h!s dAd....

Child(dog sex dekh k)-Papa ye kutta kya kr rha h?

Papa-Beta wo kutta kutiya ko kuch samjha rha h.

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Child-Par papa isme GAAND marne ki kya jarurat h

Gd nun

g!rl n bOy.....

Grl-M jb v phn krti hn tm Shving kr rhe hte ho,

Din m ktni bar shaving karte ho?

Boy-30-40 bar,

Girl-pagl ho kya?

Boy-pagl ni 'Nai' hu.

Gud mrng n hv a nic day.

n!cE msg...

"Walking Alone Is Not Difficult

But, When We Have Walked A Mile With SomeOne,

Then, Coming Back Alone Is More Difficult.."

t!mE mAttErs....

If u Regularly msg ur frnds,

they wont rply.

But

if U msg them 4m new No. Evry1 wil Rply.

People hav time 4 Unknwn

bt

Not 4 Known!

A truth AbOut lOvErss....

90 % premi sex kyun nahi kar pate.??

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1.Girlfriend nahi maanti.?

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2.Seriousness ?

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3. Sexual disorder?

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No...

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ROOM hi ni milTa yaar..

rEAl lOvE.....

What is real love?

I tell u a sweet love story.

Ek

chidiya ko ek

safed gulaab

se pyar ho

gaya. usne

gulaab ko

parpose kiya.

Gulaab

ne jawaab

diya k

jiss din

main laal

ho jaaunga

uss din

tum se

pyar karunga.

Jawaab sun

ke chidiya

gulaab k

aas paas

kaanto me

lotne lagi.

or uske

khoon se

gulaab laal

ho gaya.

Ye dekh

gulaab ne

bhi usse

kaha ki

wo usse pyar karta

hai par tab tak

chidiya mar chuki thi.

MORAL- Don't put condition in love and dosti

th!s !s rEAl tENs!On.....

TENSION

Ladki ne Apse Lift mangi

Raste me UskiTabiat

Kharab h0gai

Aap Hospital Le gay

Doc bola

Ap bap ban'ne wale hoapk0 TENTION!

Ap bole

Me iska

Bap nhi! Phr ladki se pucha

Ladki boli

Yehi

Baap he

Apk0 0r tenti0n

Phr

Police i

Apka medical chek up hua

Report i k

Ap to kabhi

Bap hi

Nhi bn sakte

Aap ne

Khuda ka

Shukr

Ada kia

Aur ap khushi khushi bahar a gaye!

0r phr

Socha k

Ghar pe jo 2 bachche hen..

Wo kis k hen.. > apk0 phr TENTION

dEd!cAtEd tO All g!rls......

Love Her...when she sips on ur coffee or drink. She only wants to make sure it tastes jus right for U

Love Her...when she is jealous. Out of al the men she can hve, she chose U

Love her...when she has annoying little habits that drives you nuts. YOU hve them too

Love her...when her cooking is bad. She tries for U

Love her...when she makes you watch corny love dramas while the sport is on. She wants to share these moments with U

Love her...when she spends hours to get ready. She only wants to look her best for U

Love her...when she buys you gifts you don't like. She puts in all her savings for U

Love her...when often her eyes water suddenly. She actually had a thought of loosing U

Take tme to make her feel special in every way u can & even if u don't,

SHE'L LOVE U ANYWAY

Coz its nvr been abt her, its alwys all about U..dedictd 2 all wondrfull girls i know...guys r incmplt widout u...:)

g!rl n A bOy.....

Girl- its so cold here!!!

boy- want my jacket??

girl- No... i want u to wrap me in ur arms...

boy: :-)

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tharki saali.!@

5 truth Of l!fE.....

Duniya k 5 sach

1-Aap apne sare daat apni zuban se nahi chu sakte. 2-Pehla sach sunkr sare bewkuf ye krke dekhenge. 3-Pehla sach juth h.4-Ab ap has rahe h kyoki ap bebkuf bn gye h 5-Ab ye sms frwd krenge kyoki aap akele bebakuf nahi banna chahengE

hE!ght Of surpr!sE......

Height Of Jhatka:

A boy after spending great Time with GF,saw a guy's Photo in her Bag & Askd-Is he ur X BF?

GF kissd him & said no dear,thats me

B4 surgery.

fr!Ends rOooOoocksSsssSsss......

KHATARNAAK DOSTI:

Boy reached home late.

His father "kaha tha tu?"

boy- "Friend ke yahaa tha."

Father called his 10 friends.

4 answered:

"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"

3 answered:

"abhi just nikla hai"

2 answered:

"yahi hai uncle, Pdh raha hai...phone du kya"...?

1 ne to hadd kar di

He Answerd:

"Haan papa, bolo kya hua?

Frnds rocks...;):p

u r my fr!End.....

Tu dost h mera,

Tujh pe jaan waar dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri Gaand mar lunga.

Tu dikhta hai accha,

Tu likhta h accha,

Tu padhta h accha,

tu ladta h accha,

Tujh se jo panga lega,

Uski mai gand phaad dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to teri Gaand mar lunga.

Tu maang le jaan,

Tu maang le aan,

Ladki ka number ho,

Ya randi ki gaand,

Tere liye sab tere dar pe utar dunga.

Magar jyada uchlega to . . . ......

HASS mt teri gand mar lunga.

g!Rlfr!End n bOy fr!End....

Grlfrnd-Tum boys jab susu krte ho to uske baad apna lund kyu hilate ho?

BoyFrnd: Hum hilakar usko yaad dilate h k uske jivan ka maqsad sirf mutna nahi hai.

husbAnd n w!fE...

Husband to Wife:Tum meri zindagi ho,or..

WIFE-or KYA? Tell me or Kya?

Wife shouted-Tell me or kya?

Husband-aur laanat hai aisi zindagi pe..

A swEet g!rl n A jAat bOy.....

A Sweet girl impress by a jaat boy..

girl- can u hug me.

Jaat- ke karegi bawli, mhare hagge od ke to gosse bi na bane.

drAwbAck Of humAn hEArt.....

A drawback of human heart:

" It makes judgement & punishment when others are wrong..

But it expects compromise & understanding when we are wrong...!!"

Goodnite

hEArt !s sOft....cAn bE p!nchEd EAs!ly.....

Sumtymz littl thingz hurt :

1.No rply 4m ur luved 1'z..

2.Laughing of ur frenz @ u..

3.Wen ur bst frnd iz buzy wid anoder fren..

4.Wen u want ur frenz to b wid u bt dey dnt hav tym 4 u..

5.Wen u xpress ur deepest feelingz to sum1 special..bt he/she doesn't try to undrstnd..

6.Wen u dnt feel sleepy @ nyt and ur gf/bf sayz m damn sleepy..

7.Wen u want to tok to dem..bt dey say "M buzy"..

Heart iz soft..it can b pinched easily..

b!ggEst truth Of l!fE....

BIGGEST TRUTH OF MY LIFE..

"I was always there with my time in everyone's need.. But when i needed, they all were busy with their own commitments.." ;-(

AlwAz kEep sm!ll!ng.....

There r thousnds of languages in dis world

but

"Smile" can beat dem al..

Bcoz

"Smile" is d Language even a BABY can understnd

So always keep Smiling:-)

juSs wAnnA sAy gud mOrn!ng....

Delhi

K

paas

K

nizamudin

railwaystation

ki

train no.6162

K

route

k

3rd station

Bharatpur

K

Ek chote

Se

Gaon

K

Nazdeek

Wale

Kabristan

K

Chowkidar

Ki

Kabr

Pe

Baithe

Huye

Kutte

Ki

Aage

Wali

Right

Side

Ki

Taang

Ki

Tisri

Ungli

K

Nakhun

K

Paas

Chhupe

Huye

Machar

K

Pait

Mein

Rehne

Wale

Bacteria

K

Chromosomal

DNA

K

Thymine

Nucleotide

K

5th

Carbon

K

Outer

Shell

K

4th

Electron

Ki

Kasam,

Sirf good mrng kahne k liye msg kiya hai. Gd mrng

pOl!cE n A cAr....

Polic wale ne car wale ko rok k kaha- aaj suraksha week h aur aap belt pehn kar car chla rahe ho. Islie tumhe Rs. 5000 ka inaam dia jata h. Aap is inaam ka kya kroge?

Car Drivr- Me is inaam se apna drivin licence bnwaunga.

Pichli seat par bethi uski maa khti- Iski bat ka yakin mat kro. Ye sharab pi kr bate kr rah h.

Usk papa ne polic ko dekh k kah- Muje pta tha k chori ki car me hum zada dur ni ja paenge..

Piche dikki se awaz aai- Bhai humne pakistan ka border par kia k ni??

bEAut!ful quOtE AbOut l!fE.....

A beautiful quote about lyf..

.

Evrythng Is

"Prewritten"

& Nothing Can Be

"Re-Written!"

.

So Live d Best & Leave d Rest...gud nt

sAntA n hEr w!fE....

Santa ki sadi k 3 mahine bad hi beta ho gya.

Santa:Ye 3 mhine me bacha kaise ho gya?

BV:Apki sadi ko ktna time hua h?

Santa:3 mhine

BV:Aur meri sadi ko?

lAdy, hEr lOvEr n lAdy's husbAnd....

Lady apne Ashiq se sex kar rahi thi ki itne mei uska pati aa gya aur ashiq ko marne laga.

Lady-Mar bhncod ko, apni biwi toh chudti nahi dusro ki biwi chodne aa jaate hai

(itne mei Ashiq ko josh aya aur woh pati ko marne laga)

Lady-mar ben k lode ko, na khud chodta hai na kisi aur ko chodne deta hai!

lOvE whOm....

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche.

Ladki Ki Jaan Salwar Ke Niche.

Mat Bhago har Kisi K piche,

Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se,

Jo Kar de Salwar Apni Khushi Se Niche.

whEn lOvE hAppEns....

Q: Ye pyar kab hota h?
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A:Jab time khrab chal raha ho, rahu ketu or shani ki dasha kharab ho, apka mangal kamjor ho, or bagwan maZe lene k mood me ho.

hAppy tEddy dAy...

$ ()""""() xcuse $
$ ( ' o ' ) Me! $
$(,,)==(,,) ===== $

A golu molu teddy is cuming 2 wish u
HAPPY TEDDY DAY.

whO !s A fA!thful husbAnd...

who is...
FAITHFUL HUSBAND...?
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the one who always thinks of his wife...
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while sleeping with other woman...!

sAntA EAt!ng sAmOsA....

Santa samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha

Bnta: Yeh kya hai?

Santa: Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana khane ko mana kiya hai.

g!rls rEAct!On On g!ft!ng tEddy.....

Ladki ko teddy gift krne par.....

English: girl OH so cute.
Urdu: Haye allah kitna khubsurat h.
Sikh: Oji inna sona teddy
n
Haryanvi: Yo ke bhalu sa thaa laya...!!! :-D

EnjOy f!rst rA!n....

rimzimrimzimrimzim
, ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , '
, ' , ' , ' , ' , '
__,____,
/____,_/ \ .;';';.
l__[]__l_ l ,,)(,,
Enjoy d first rain of this year..

g!rls w!ll bE g!rls

Girls will be girls!

A young gal is givin directions 2 her new boyfrnd 2 get 2 her apartment.
She says:
''u cum 2 d front door of d apartment complex where I liv & look 4 apartment 14A, & wid ur elbow push button 14A. Cum inside & u'll find d elevator on d right. Wid ur elbow hit 14. Wen u gt out of d elevator u'll find my apartment on d lft. Wid ur elbow, hit my doorbell & I'll open d door 4 u''
d boyfrnd says: ''Dear, dat sounds vry easy 2 find, bt why m I hitting all dese buttons wid my elbow?''

G:"Oh my God!! u r nt comin empty-handed, r u?' !!!;-) ;-) ;-)

hAppy chOclAtE dAy.....

Lovely chocolate n Lovely u,

And Lovely are the things you do,

But the loveliest is the friendship of the two,

One is Me and Other is u!

HAPPY CHOCOLATE DAY

cOustmEr fEedbAck.....

Managment student kisses a gal

Gal-wats dis?

Boy-its called DIRECT MARKETING.

Gal slaps d boy

Boy-wat is dis?

Gal-Dis is CUSTOMER FEED BACK.

husbAnd n w!fE.....

Patni- Aap Bohot Mote Ho Gaye Ho

Pati-Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho

Patni-Me To Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu

Pati- Me Bhi To Baap Ban Ne Wala Hu

trAff!c Pol!cE mAn n An Old lAdy.....

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se- Me Kitni Der Se Siti Baja Raha Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi

Budhiya-Beta,Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar Hai Kya

hE!ght Of fAsh!On.....

Height of fashion:

A two months old baby boy goes 2 a huggies centre n asks Guess what?

?

?

?

?

?

Low Waist Nappy Aaya Kya??:-P

dAbAng EffEct....

Dharmendar and Chulbul pandey...

Dharam- KUTTE KAMINE main tera khun pi jaunga.

Chulbul- Arey Kutte aur Kamine se yaad aya... SUNNY aur BOBBY kaise hai..

gmrng:-)

Abcd Of l!fE....

Zindgi ABCD hai yakin nai ?

A= Aitbar

B=Bharosa

C=Chahat

D=Dosti

E=Enayat

F=Faisla

G=Gham

H=Humdum

I=Intezar

J=Jazbaat

K=Khayal

L=Lamhe

M=Manjil

N=Narazgi

O=Omeed

P=Pyar

Q=Qismat

R=Rishtey

S=Samjhota

T=Tamanna

U=Udasiyan

V=Virasat

W=Wada

X=Xcuse

Y=Yaadein

In sab feelings se milkar banti hai.

Z= Zindgi...

nEvEr g!vE unnEcEssAry Adv!cEss....

Once a smoker was smoking at an airport..

A gentleman came & asked him:

How much do u smoke a day?

smoker: Why?

Gentleman: If u had collected th money instead of smoking,the plane which is infront of u,would have been urs..

Smoker: Do u smoke?

Gentleman: No..

smoker: Is that plane urs?

Gentleman: No..

Smoker: Thanks 4 ur advice, but,Tht plane is mine;)

(Smoker's name - VIJAY MALLYA)

Moral: Unnecessary advice is injurious to health..

rAjn!kAnt At h!s bEst AgA!n....

Once Rjniknth kis.sed a newborn baby

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Today that baby is known as "EMR.AAN HAS.HMI"..!!!:-*

hAppy vAlEnt!nE mOnth....

Its d month of Kisses, Surprises, Proposals n Dates, Chocolates n Gifts, Hugs n Love Songs its Feb..

Wishng u a Love filled Valentine Month..!!

hAppy prOpOsE dAy

I propose you.....

For the £ifetym Frñd$hip & to remain in my lyf juz d way u r throughout my lyf...do u accept?

Reply is must.

Happy Propose Day

hAppy rOsE dAy......

Roses are exclusivly for
a nice person like U
from a simple person like ME
keep this rose until they DRY,
but keep my friendship untill I DIE
Hpy rose day dear!

E.c.g rEpOrt Of studEnts.....

E.C.G of a Studnt:

Normal Heart:

_,-._/\_,-._/\,_,-._

examination Time:

_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_

And

When Results are

Announced

_________________!

trAg!c lOvE stOry........

1 Ladka 1 Ladki ko har roj dekhne ke liye uske show room se 1 CD har roj kharidta tha.

Usko laga ki ladki use kabhi nahi chahegi,

Par phir bhi vo har roj aata or ek new CD kharidta,

1 din vo ladka mar gaya,

Ladki ko pata chala to uske ghar gyi,

Ladke ki maa ne ladki ko uska room dikhaya,

Ladki ne dekha ki ek bhi CDs ki seal nhi tuti thi....

Ladki ko bahut dukh hua....

Kyuki vo har roj CD me ek love letter daalti thi....

It's a tragic love story.

A hOt g!rl !n A bAr...

A hot girl enters a bar, finds a cute boy.

Girl:What are you drinking?

Boy:Its 'Magic Beer'

Girl: What magic does it have?

Boy: Wanna see?

Boy jumps out of the window, strolls in the air, climbs a couple of sky scrapers & jumps back in.

Girl(amazed): I cant believe it

I must have this drink too!

Boy 2 Bartender: Give her what I'm having.

Girl drinks the beer, jumps outta window, falls from 4th floor and dies

Bartender : You know Superman you're such a bastard when you're drunk:-D

sAntA's.....

Santa randi bazar gya, waha dalal ne sabhi randi ke nam car ke nam par rakhe hue the

Dalal- Kaun si chahiye?

Honda-10000

Ford-8000

Hundai-6000

Maruti-4000 ya

Tata Nano-200, santa ne nano ka order diya, dalal ne jab hijda dikhaya toh santa bola bhenchod ye

kya ?

Dalal-Sir nano ka engine piche he hota hai.

dO v rEAlly hAtE lOvE stOr!Es...

We hate luv strys..

.

Thn y do v luv it wn rahul dances wid anjali in rain?(kch kch hta hai)

.

Y do v smile wen jai sings 4 aditi at airport?(jane tu jane na)

.

Y do v feel d esence of luv wen jai cums runing at d old fort 4 meera?(luv aj kal)

.

Y do hv tears in eyes wen arjun dies 4 zoya?(jannat)

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Y do v dance wen jazz leavs charlie 4 arjun?(namaste lndn)

.

Y do v hv sum1 in thots on listning 'tera hone lga hoon'?

.

Do v realy hte luv strys?

Think it...

l!vE l!fE k!Ng s!zE....

:-)

smile:

it brings a difference!

;-(

cry:

never hold those emotions in ur heart!

:-*

kiss:

its the most wonderful way to express ur love in the world..:-D

laugh:

whats the point hiding happiness??:-/

apologize:

u dont want 2 lose someone special!!

>:)<

hug:

there's no better feeling than being wrapped up warmly by someone u love...!!

B-)

live:

bcoz life brings it all... nd u need 2 njoi it King size...

A lOvEly quOtE....

A Lovely Quote-

Never expect a lot from people who Love you...

Bcoz

THEY LOVE YOU...

Isn't that enough for you..

bOy n g!rl !N A pArk....

In a park a boy & a gal were sittng. 2dogs kissd each other.

Boy- jaanu agar tum bura na mano to me v......

Girl- ok par sambhalkar kutta kat dega...

dOnt tAkE pEpOlE nEAr yEw As grAntEd As lyf nEvEr u A sEcOnd chAncE.....

We Take Evrything For Granted,

-A Constantly Worried Mom,

-A Strict Dad,

-Annoying Brother,

-Rude Sis,

-Chipku Frnd,

-Possesive Lover

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.

Blink!.!. When u Lost dem...

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.

den,

u'll Miss Them As

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-Caring Mom,

-Concerned Dad,

-Best Bro,

-Stupid Sis,

-My Heart: My Frnd,

-My Lyf:My Luv.

.

Don't Take dem 4 Granted.

Lyf Nvr Givs a 2nd Chance. !!

Just love thm..:-)

hE!ght Of !rr!tAt!On by OnE mEssAgE......

Height of irritation by a single msg-

"On the day of ur Marriage, at 12 midnight, 1 of ur frnd sending msg

hey wassup what u doing..?:D"

hEArt tOUch!Ng quOtE...

Heart touching quote:"The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter. So forgive the one who hurt you.They'll realize ur worth one day":-)

sAntA !n ExAm!nAt!On hAll....

In exam hall a gal 2 Snta:

Muje bas is ans ki starting bata do baki me likh lungi

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire bola:

"The"

n!cE stOry.....

1 Pinjre mein kuch totey ek Toti ko ched rahey the...

Jabki dusre pinjre mei ek Tota puja aur dusra tota Namaz padh raha tha,

Maalik ne socha "kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre me toti safe rhegi."

Usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre me daal diya.

Jab toti us pinjre me gayi toh puja karne wala tota Namaz padhne wale tote se bola...

"Utho Khan sahab dua qubool ho gayi."

lAugh!ng buddhA......

Who is Laughing Budhha?

.

.

Laughing Budha wo aadmi he jise, Rajnikanth ne bachpan me Joke sunaya tha, BECHARA AAJ TAK HAS RAHA HAI..:-D

wOnt gEt cOnfusEd...! m On thE r!ght s!dE....

SARDAR Rishte K Liye Tasveer Khicwa Raha Tha Peechy Gadha B Tasveer Me Aa gya, SARDAR Ne Ye Likh Kr Tasveer Bheji. "I AM ON RIGHT SIDE"confuse mat hona..

husbAnd n w!fE....

Wife: Suno ji Jab aapne pehli baar mera ghunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya tha?

Husband: Maa kasam!

mar hi jata agar "Aahat" dekhne ki aadat na hoti..

!T !s cAllEd buffEr!ng.....

During intercourse, Sardar suddenly stops & remains motionless,

Girl: wat d hell r u doing?

Sardar: I've seen dis on a porn site. Its called 'buffering'

truE fAct....

Tru fact ::

Wen gals get jealous, its normal..:->

Bt wen boys get jealous..

Lucky dose gals are . . . Coz only few boys knw how to b loyal...:-D

pErfEct g!rls dOnt Ex!t but thErE !s AlwAz A g!rl whO !s pErfEct fOr yEw.....

U aren't gonna be her frst, her last or her only love.

She's loved bfore, she'll love again but if she loves u now wat else matters?

She's not perfect and u r not either but if she can make u laugh, if u can be urself around her, if she admits to being human and makin mistakes...

Hold on to her and give her da most u can.

She's not gonna quote sappy poetry, she's not gonna be thinkin of u every moment of da day but she'll give u a part of her that she knows u cant break dats her heart!!!

So don't hurt her, don't change her, don't analyze her and don't expect more than she can give..she'l try to give u her most

Smile wen she makes u happy, let her know wen if she makes u mad & miss her wen she isnt there...

Cause perfect gals dnt exist bt there is always that ONE gal who is perfect for you...:-)