shAyArI...

Na dua mangi
Na koi guzarish ki

Na koi fariyad
Ns koi numaish ki

Jab bhi jhuka ye sir
Khuda ke age

Humne
Bas apki
Kgushi ki khwish ki

frIEnds...

BoyFriend is the part of the "heart"
Heart is the part of the "feelings"
Feelings is the symbol of "care"
Care is the special word for "FRIENDS"

husbAnd n wIfE..

Pati : suna hai vidwan pita ka putar murkh aur murkh ka putar vidwan hota hai

Patni : matlab humara putar vidwan banega..

studIEs n lOvE...

Kaaah padhayi bhi pyar jaise hoti...

Bas ho jati...!!:D

rEAlly nIcE lInes...

All gals are beautiful after lights are switched off!!

Shakespeare..!!

All boyz are innocent before lights are switched off!!

Shakespeare wife..!!

bOy n gAl..

Boy : darling !
Tumhara nam hath pe likhu ya dil pe
Gal : idhar udhar kahan likhte ho?
Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property k paper pe likho

studEnt n tEAchEr...

Teachar-Agar koi school k samne

Bomb Rakh deta h to kya kroge?

Stu-1-2 ghante dekhenge

Agar koi le jata h to theek h Warna

Staff Room me rkh denge

tImE nEvEr cOmEs bAck...

Kuch Saalo baad Pal Ye BahUt Yaad Aayenge,
.
Jb hm Apne Apne Mukaam pr Pahuch Jayenge,
.
Akele jb b Honge,
.
Sath Guzare Huye Lamhe yaad Aayenge,
.
Paise to bahut honge shayad,
.
Pr Kharch krne k Lamhe kam ho Jayenge,
.
Aaj Zyada Msg Aane se Gussa aata h,
.
Kal Ek-Ek Msg ko Taras Jayenge,
.
Ek Cup Coffee Yaad Dosto ki Dilayegi,
.
Fir Sochte Sochte Aankhe Nam ho Jayengi,
.
In Palo ko Mil kr Dil Khol kr Jeelo dost,
.
Kyunki Zindgi in Dino ko fir nhi Doharayegi.....!!

quOtE...

Life is full of chances and changes, and the most prosperous of men may...meet with great misfortunes

Aristotle

nIcE lInEs...

Hard words can't touch any soft heart,
But soft words can touch any hard heart,
So speak in a soft way
The world will be yours...!!

whO sAy thEy ArE ActIng...

Why do girls act like Idiots...
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?

Who says they are acting...!!

lAst wIsh...

Judge to mujrim : tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai?

Mujrim : ek mobile nokia 81, 5 crore rupay, aapki beti se shadi, U.S.A. ka viza, 2 sal ka honeymoon

mEAnIng Of slEep...

"S.L.E.E.P"                 

S:-say thanks 2 god. 

L:-lying on d bed. 

E:-eyes closed slowly.

E:-end of d day.
        
P:-plan for d next day...!!!

shAyArI...

Aaj khuda Se meri Mulakat hui,
thodi hi sahi par baat hui,
Maine aap k bare me puchha ye insaan kaisa h?

Khuda Bola:Dosti bana k rkhna,bilkul mere jaisa H

shAyArI...!!

Jiski' ArzuThi Usika Pyr  Mila
Brso Jiska intzar Kia Usika sath  Mila
Ajib Khel H Kudrt Ka
KisiKo Hm
Koi Hme Mila...!!

quOtE...

Life is not so short but that there is always time for courtesy -

Ralph Waldo Emerson

husbAnd n wIfE...

Pati : aaj bahar khana khaynge

Patni : kyun mere khane se bore ho gaye?

Pati : nahi aaj bartan saf karne ka mood nahi hai

fAthEr n sOn...

Beta bola papa se mujhe bandar dekhna hai
Papa bole, nahi beta, abhi nahi..

Papa kyun

Bete abhi bandar SMS padh rha hai

quOtE...

Only paper has humanity yet achived glory, beauty, truth, knowledge, and abiding love -

George Bernard Shaw

hE nEeds us...

His drinks were with us when we were sad or happy

And

Now he needs us

Pls save vijay mallya...

Drink below your normal capacity

Cheers!!!!

husbAnd n wIfE...

Wife : main mayke ja rahi hon
Tumhe talak ka notice bejh dungi

Husband : mithi mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat karo...!!

sElf cOntrOl....

People smoke and drink for a few days

And

Get addicted to it

I'm studying since childhood bt still nt addicted to studying..

This is called self control...!!

sAntA In jAIl...

Jailor : tum jail main kyun ho

Santa : maine bank luta..

Lekin paise wahi gin ne lag gaya

Qyki

Waha likha tha

Counter chodne se pahele paise gin le...!!

husbAnd n wIfE...

Pati chidte hue...

Parbhu mujhe utha le...!!

Patni..
Inse pahele tu mujhe utha le...!!

Pati..

Parbhu main apni arji wapas leta hon tu iski sun...!!

hEIght Of bEggIng...

A sleeping begger...
Puts a notice board in front of him
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Please don't make noise by dropping coins...
Offer notes only...!!!

sAntA n bAntA....

Santa : mujhe 200 rs de do
Banta : tujhe rupay ki nahi akal ki zarurat hai
Santa : apse wahi cheez mangunga jo aapke pas hai...!!

3 wOrds...

3 words dat can change ur mood

"I LOVE YOU"

"I HATE YOU"

And

The best one

"FACEBOOK LOGIN ERROR"

By god , aag lag jati hai....:)

sAntA....

Santa : abe yar ye NOTHING ka kya matlab hota hai

Banta : "kuch nahi"

Santa : chal na!
Aisa ho hi nahi sakta!
Jab word bana hai, toh kuch toh matlab hoga...!!

sAntA...

Santa thought LOL means..

Lots of love

So

He sent it in the following text to his girlfriend....

You are the only girl in my life...

shAyArI...

Dil ko pata tha vo zarur ayegi..
Dil ko pata tha vo zarur ayegi...

Par kabhi socha na tha....

Ki

Surprise main kambakht apna pati b saath layegi...

shAyAr!...

Dil ki dhadkan bacha k rakhna, Apne INBOX ko zara saja k rakhna, Kabhi bhi aa sakte hain mere VIP sms,Isliye zara auro k sms hata k rakhna...!

shAyAr!...

Apni Dosti Bilkul FIX Hai
Sorry,Thank's
Sab Kuch MIX Hai 
Hum Apko Nahi Bhulenge Ye Bhi FIX Hai
Bas Aap Hume bhul na jaye Yahi Ek RISK Hai.

shAyAr!...

Wo Baat Kya Karu Jiski Khabar Hi Na Ho,
Wo Dua Kya Karu Jisme Asar Hi na Ho,
Kaise Keh Du Apko Lag Jaye Meri Umar,
Kya Pata itni lambi Meri Umar He Na Ho...

shAyAr!...

Hum kuch is tarah se apko yaad aayenge,k kbhi-kbhi aap khud ko b bhul jayenge,Bs itna sa asar hoga hmari yadon ka,k kbhi-kbhi aap bina baat hi muskuraenge...

bOy n gAl....

Boy - pee lu tere nile-nile naino ki shabnam
Pee lun ter gile-gile hoto se sargam

Gal - dono ke bich main nak b ati hai , waha se b kuch pe ke dekh...

b!g bOss EffEct...

After watching my report card.....

My father said...

Big boss chahte hai ki aap ghar se niklal jaye...!!!

jOkE...

Jungle main sapera
been liye baitha tha

Wah wah

Jungle main sapera
been liye betha tha

Saap aur b kamina tha ,
Wo earphone lagaye baitha tha.. :D

whAt !s b!rthdAy....

Fantastic answer by Dr. Kalam to a question of BBC :

Define
BIRTHDAY :

"The only day in your life , yout mother smiled , when you cried".....

hAr Ek fr!End jArur! hOtA hA!...

In a bottle , there are 10 fisher , 1 is taken out and d water level increases .

How?

Other 9 fishes start crying..!!

Y?

Qyuki

Har ek friend zaruri hota hai yaar...

nEtwOn's 4th lAw...

Netown's 4th law :
"Every book continues to be in the state of rest or covered by dust , unless an external or internal is announced by the university"

husbAnd n w!fE...

Pati : Doctor ne bola koi bimari nahi hai , fir udas kyun ho?

Patni : Soch rahi hun fees ke 15 rupaye bekar hi chale gaye...

husbAnd n w!fE...

Mere karam foote the warna mujhe aur bhi yogya var mil rhe the

Pati : Ve sach much yogya the,
Tumhare fande se bach gaye...

spEll!ng m!stAkE...

Budha 1 ladki se takraya

Budha : Sorry

Girl : Stupid

Tabi 1 ladka us ladki se takraya

Ladka : Sorry

Girl : Its Ok

Budha : Meri sorry ki spelling galat thi kya

!nd!An wOmEns...

Why do most indian womem requst for the same husband in the next life...

Are itni mehnat se trained kiya hai..
Waste thdi na jane dengi..!!

fA!ry stOry !n tOdAys t!mE...

pndit mendak se:teri lyf me ek aise ldki aygi, jo tera dil le  jayegi!
mndk khusi se: kab,kha?

pndit: kuch din bad biology lab me

f!rst clEvEr sArdAr...

India's 1st clever sardar.Mam told all student 2 draw bacteria on paper.Sardar's paper was blank when asked, he said-bacteria cant b seen wid naked eyes...

sAntA...

SANTA at medical store:I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u have prescription

SNTA showed his Weding card.

MAN:sir badi botal du ya choti..

gAls rOcks...

What is the moral of Rajnikant's movie
"THE ROBOT"

Ladki sirf insan ka hi nai

MACHINE ka bi dimag kharab kr sakti hai...hehe!
grls rock..

shAyAr!...

Kya h Pane ki khusi or kya h khone ka h gum

kese kahe usse k kaise h hm

bas use itna samjha do
k kl bhi tanha the

or aaj b akele h hum

dOctOr n sAntA...

Dr: Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: Pehle se zyada khrab hai.

D: Dawai khali thi kya?

S: Nahi dawai ki botal to bhari hui thi.

D: mera matlab hai dawai le li thi?

S: Ji jab aapne di to maine le li.

D:Bewkuf, dawai pee li thi?

S:Nahi,dawai to laal thi.

D:Haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha?

S:Nahi dr sahab "peelia" toh mujhe tha.

D:Are gadhe,suar,kutte,sirf itna batade dawai ko muh me dali thi ya nahi?

S:Toh aur kaha  dalni thi ?;-)

OnE nAmE !s yOurs...

Khushiya dene walo me ek naam apka hai,
Sath dene walo me 1 naam apka hai,
Sab kuch bhula diya hamne,
Jo na bhula sake wo ek naam apka h.

gAls n bOys...

Girls save their bf ph no. as
jaanu
sweeetu
mithu or my luv.

Boys save their gf ph no. as
bhinda mechanic,
Raju plumber,
bholla dudh wala,kallu mistri..

jOkE...

Joke From Electric Signboard on transformers:

Danger!
11000 volts!
Anyone found touching will be jailed for 3 years.

All mEn ArE thE sAmE...

Females keep on saying,"ALL MEN ARE THE SAME"

I Say,
If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one ?

Hai koi jawaab? ;)

f!ll blAnks....

Khali jagah bharo..

____ Land ____ par ___ Choot.

Shaitani dimag mujhe pata hai tum galat hi soch rahe ho..

.

.

.

Ans is: BSNL Land Line Par Bhari Choot.

truE l!nEs....

True lines:-

"Still cant undrstand why we choose the wrong people in d first place n then when the right person arrives, we just stop trusting people.!"...

sAntA n bAntA..

Santa and Banta in a discussion. Santa: If I drink coffee, I can't sleep. Banta: With me it`s the opposite. If I sleep, I can`t drink coffee.

lOvEr n gOd...

Aashik puchya rab nu tu jag nu pyr da mela kyun bna dita, rab hasya te bolya, tusi keda mere naal changi kiti, tusi to yr nu hi rab bna dita

gOod dAy Or bAd dAy...

There is no definition for a good day or a bad day..
it all depends on you & your thoughts that,
Either U rule the day or the day Rules U......

nExt gEnErAt!On nursEry rhymE...

A nxt generatn nursery rhyme: "johny johny yes papa! using facebuk? yo papa! pasing cmts? lol papa
gtng likes? wow paPa
what's ur relatonship status?
Hahaha:

sAd lOvE stOry...

Sad lovestory. 1 ldki thi or uska b.f tha.
Wo apne b.f se bahut pyar karti thi.1 din usne apne b.f se kaha tum mere bina 1 din bita ke dikhao.
B.f ne ye challange except kiya usne apni g.f k bina pura 1 din bitaya or wo jeet gaya.Dusre din khushi se wo g.f se milne gya to wo mar chuki thi kyuki use cancer tha or uske pas 1 hi din tha.
Usne b.f K Liye 1 Letter diya tha.
Usne leter me likha tha "i know u will do it.kya tum mere liye ye roz karogy ?         

bOy n gAl !n bus...

Bus Me 1 Ladki Aapne Piche Khade Ladke Se Boli -

'Bus Me Hum Dono Ke Khade hone Ke Layak Bhi Jagah Nahi Hai, To Tum 'TISRE' Ko kyun Khada Kar Rahe Ho' ?

tOtA...

Tote ne sex ki goli kha li or garam ho gaya,
malik ne use thanda karne k liye freezer mei rakh diya

20 min. bad usne darwaza khola to tota pasine mei duba hua tha..

Malik:abe tujhe itna pasina q aya hua hai ?

Tota:Haramkhor tujhe kya malum jami hui murgi ki tange kholna kitna mushkil kam hai.

shArAb! !n c!nEmA hAll...

SHARABI cinema hall me achanak chillaya-Mera Lund kahan gaya
Mera Lund kaha gaya
GirL-chup hoja SAALE,.
Tera hath meri PANTI me Hai.

clEan pOem...

Clean Poem:
Vo soti rahi mai karta raha,
-Intzaar us ke jawab ka;
Abhi uske haath me rakha hi tha ke gir gaya,
-Phool sunder gulab ka;
Usne kaha pichhe se nhi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husn-a-shabab ka.
Usne kaha bda mja ata hai jab ander jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka...

1st n!ght...

Shadi ki 1st nyt
Dulha-Hmesha Puja krna,
vrat rkhna,
daan dena
sbse pyar se bolna!
Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi or boli-sb andr ajao,SATSANG ho rha h!!:D

thrEe wOrds wh!ch chAngEs OnE's dAy...

Its amazin how 3 words can completely change ur day

-i love u

-u didnt pass

-we r done

-i hate u

-facebook login error

Probably last 1 hurts d most.

n!cE OnE...

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose...
-

quOtE...

A fantastic quote for life time:-
"Satisfy the person who expect a smile frm U..
&
Surprise the person who never expected anything frm U"..

n!cE OnE...

When WORDS fail, eyes speak. When eyes fail,"HEART" speaks. When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose...
-

prOfEssOr n studEnt...

Profesr:Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesa Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The,
Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe,
Stdnt:Sir Aj Mera SMS Pck Khatm Ho Gya Hai.

f!gurE frEAk...

Figure Freak Bhikarin: Babuji 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hun.
Babuji: 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya karegi?
Bhikarin: dekhungi kitna weight kam hua.:-)

shAyAr!...

Aaj kal har shaqs hume jindgi kaise jiye ye sikha jata h..
Unhe kaun samjhaye k
"Kuch khwab adhure hain hamaare.."
Varna Humse behtar jeena kise aata hai

hAr Ek fr!End jArur! hOtA h...

Mis u all

As people see my msgs they think i'm addicted 2 msging

But actualy
I'm adicted in holding relationships.:-)

Qk 'har ek friend ZAROORI hota hai';)

shOot h!m...

In an African Safari,A LION suddenly bounced on Joker's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

JOKER-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera

pErfEct!On...

People Say To Me
"Sudhar Jao, Improvement Lao"

How To Tell Them-
"There's No Scope 0f
Improvement In Perfection"..!

thrEe wOrds wh!ch chAngEs OnE's dAy...

Its amazin how 3 words can completely change ur day

-i love u

-u didnt pass

-we r done

-i hate u

-facebook login error

Probably last 1 hurts d most.

n!cE OnE...

Us bewafa ko na aya hamari wafa ka yaken
Humne kaha hum mar jayenge or usne kaha
'marja'
fir
( ._.)
<) )
_//
fir kya
bejti ho gyi.

f!gurE frEAk...

Figure Freak Bhikarin: Babuji 1 rupya dede 3 din se bhuki hun.
Babuji: 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya karegi?
Bhikarin: dekhungi kitna weight kam hua.:-)

cOustmEr cArE...

Aap Se To?
Customer Care Best.
Bcoz,
Daily
4 Msg,
2 Call,
Wohi Kardete He.
Aur Aap?
1Call Nahi?
1Msg Nahi?
1Miss Call Tak Nahi?

Haso Mat.
sharm aani chahiye

1st n!ght...

Shadi ki 1st nyt
Dulha-Hmesha Puja krna,
vrat rkhna,
daan dena
sbse pyar se bolna!
Dulhan pareshan ho k bahar gyi or boli-sb andr ajao,SATSANG ho rha h!!:D

Engg. n dOctOr...

Engg. 2 Dr - Dr. Main apni BV ko chodta hu, To andar jake lund teda ho jata hai. .

Dr. ko yakin nahi aata to Engg. Apni BV ko clinic me lekr Dr. k samne chodta hai. .

Kuch din baad kisi shaadi me Dr.Apne dosto k 7 khada us Engg. ka mazak uda raha hota hai k is bewkuf ne apni BV ko mere samne c(@da. .

Dusri taraf wo Engg. apne dosto k 7 khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta hai Or kehta hai - Yaar randi laya tha, Jagah nai mili to iske clinic me jakar chod aaya. .

clEan pOem...

Clean Poem:
Vo soti rahi mai karta raha,
-Intzaar us ke jawab ka;
Abhi uske haath me rakha hi tha ke gir gaya,
-Phool sunder gulab ka;
Usne kaha pichhe se nhi aage se karo,
Deedar mere husn-a-shabab ka.
Usne kaha bda mja ata hai jab ander jata hai,
kano me ek ek lafz tere pyar ka...

prOfEssOr n studEnt...

Profesr:Aj Pehli Bar Tum Class Me Bate Kr Rhe Ho Humesa Tum Nazre Jhuka K Meri Bate Sunte The,
Kya Ho Gya Hai Tumhe,
Stdnt:Sir Aj Mera SMS Pck Khatm Ho Gya Hai.

unanswErd qust!Ons...

Beautiful question to the God...
Teri is duniya me
ye manjar kyun h?

Kahin zakhm to
kahin peeth me
khanzar kyun h?

Suna hai ki tu har
zarre me h rahta,

To fir zami par kahi
Maszid Kahi Mandir
kyun hai?

Jab rehne wale is duniya ke hai tere hi bande,

To fir koi kisi ka dost, aur koi
dusman kyun hai.
Tu hi likhta h sab logo ka mukaddr,

To fir koi badnasib.
aur koi mukaddr ka
sikandar kyun hai?

quOtE...

A fantastic quote for life time:-
"Satisfy the person who expect a smile frm U..
&
Surprise the person who never expected anything frm U"..

husbAnd n w!fE...

Husband seting paswrd 4 his Laptop,
Wid  wife siting beside him.
he types"BRAIN" as pasword.
Wife fel off her chair Laughin
Coz PC rplied

"TOO SMALL":-D

sAntA...

HiFiXpress:
Santa ek Baarat me gya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode "RASGULE DO"

tchr n stdnt...

Teacher-Calcium kish dudh m hai ?Boy:18 sal ki ladki k dudh m kyoki ispe muh lgao to jism k un hiso m b jaan aa jati hai jisme haddi nhi hoti...

nOn vEg jOkE...

Kaash Me
Tumhe Dekhu
Jab Tum
Kapde Utaro

Jo Dale The
Taar Pe
Sukhne K Liye

Aur
Tum
Apne Haath Me
Pakdo Mera

Haath

Aur Kaho,
Mene Tumhare Liye
Kholi Hui Hai
Apni

Baahein

Ab To
Lelo Meri

Har Khushi

Aur
Mujhe Dedo Apna

Har gam

Phir Me
Kholu Dhire Se
Tumhari

Eyes

Aur Kahu,
Dekho Kitna
Bada He Mera

Dil

Phir Me
Tumhari
Taangen Uthaon
Aur
Daal Doon Apna

Lund

Beta Har Baar
Majak Nahi Hota,
Non Veg joke Hai..
Majak thode hi he koi.

husbAnd n w!fE...

Husband seting paswrd 4 his Laptop,
Wid  wife siting beside him.
he types"BRAIN" as pasword.
Wife fel off her chair Laughin
Coz PC rplied

"TOO SMALL":-D

bOy n gAl...

Boy to girl- Tum nahaati nahi ho kya?
Girl-Mai to roz nahaati hoon..But tumne aisa kyun puchha.?
Boy-"Kabhi dekha nahi na isliye puchha.

nOn vEg jOkE...

Kaash Me
Tumhe Dekhu
Jab Tum
Kapde Utaro

Jo Dale The
Taar Pe
Sukhne K Liye

Aur
Tum
Apne Haath Me
Pakdo Mera

Haath

Aur Kaho,
Mene Tumhare Liye
Kholi Hui Hai
Apni

Baahein

Ab To
Lelo Meri

Har Khushi

Aur
Mujhe Dedo Apna

Har gam

Phir Me
Kholu Dhire Se
Tumhari

Eyes

Aur Kahu,
Dekho Kitna
Bada He Mera

Dil

Phir Me
Tumhari
Taangen Uthaon
Aur
Daal Doon Apna

Lund

Beta Har Baar
Majak Nahi Hota,
Non Veg joke Hai..
Majak thode hi he koi.

l!fE !s vEry funny...

Life is very funny
Sumthing u luv d most can turn into sumthing u hate d most in life!
4 example,set ur favourite song as the alarm ringtone..:-D

mAths pj...

MAThS PJ..

Usne na ki Meri Mohabat ki kadr,

wah wah

Usne na ki Meri Mohabat ki kadr,

To maine b soch liya:
2 PARALLEL LINES NEVER INTERSECT EACH OTHER...:-D

Engg. n dOctOr...

Engg. 2 Dr - Dr. Main apni BV ko chodta hu, To andar jake lund teda ho jata hai. .

Dr. ko yakin nahi aata to Engg. Apni BV ko clinic me lekr Dr. k samne chodta hai. .

Kuch din baad kisi shaadi me Dr.Apne dosto k 7 khada us Engg. ka mazak uda raha hota hai k is bewkuf ne apni BV ko mere samne c(@da. .

Dusri taraf wo Engg. apne dosto k 7 khada Dr. ko dekh k hasta hai Or kehta hai - Yaar randi laya tha, Jagah nai mili to iske clinic me jakar chod aaya. .

pAppu pAss hO gAyA...

Ishq Ke SCOOL Me Naya Mahol Tayyar Ho Gya PAPPU Ki Girlfriend Se Poori CLASS Ko PYAR Ho Gya Bus Tabhi Se PAPPU Udas Ho Gya Poori CLASS Fail OR PAPPU Pass HO Gya

sAntA...

HiFiXpress:
Santa ek Baarat me gya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokr Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h, thode "RASGULE DO"

tchr n stdnt...

Teacher-Calcium kish dudh m hai ?Boy:18 sal ki ladki k dudh m kyoki ispe muh lgao to jism k un hiso m b jaan aa jati hai jisme haddi nhi hoti...

EssAy On brEAst...

A boy Writes an essay on breast.  Ans : Breasts are most wonderful multi-purpose creation of nature. They produce milk which is good for health. We can  Suck them as a mouth freshner. By Putting the face in between the two we can relax ourselves. They are comfortable, soft pillow for sound sleep.  Their look brings the penis immediately in to action.  Women use breasts as a blackmailing instrument, they show half of it nd men die 2 c d remaining half.:-P

sArdAr n hEr dAughtEr...

Sardar ne beti ke room me cigaret dekha,
o god she smoke,

wisky dekha,

o god she drink,

fir ladka dekha,

THANK GOD ye Sab iska hai.;)

cOnf!dEncE Of pr!nc!pAl On h!s pup!ls...

Ek bar engg. COLLAGE ke sabhi Professors ko ek Plane me bithaya gaya.

Fir announce kiya gaya ki YE PLANE AAP KE STUDENTS NE BANAYA H.

Sab professor utar gaye.. Par principle bethe rahe.

Logo ne puchha, kyu? Principle bole "Muje apne students par pura bharosa h.
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Plane Start hi nahi hoga!

truE...

Hilarious bt true... "Success is just like  being pregnant... Everybody congratulates U. But nobody knows how many times u were fucked for it.!!!

AutOmOb!lE Eng!nEer...

1 jaat ne apni khrab car k
niche kutte ko leta hua dekha ,to kutte
ko 1 dum se khicha or kha " Bahar likad
kamin tane bnau Automobile Engineer ..:D

why wE sAy "pyAar mA!n g!r gAyA"...

Why do we say
"Pyaar mein gir gaya" ??
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Bcoz if we say "pyaar mein khada ho gya"...
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to double meaning ho jayega..
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wEbs!tE wh!ch EvEry bOy n g!rl sEe...

Aisi kaunsi website h jo boys or girls chup chup kar dekhte hain..
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But u r also right! ;););)

bush !n !nd!A...

Bush India Aakar
Manmohan Singh se
Puchta hai ki Yaha
baat - baat par Log
Bhenchod - Bhenchod
Kehte hai...
Iska Matlab Kya hota hai???

Manmohan Singh:- Sir,
Iska Matlab DESHBHAKT
hota hai...

Agle Din Bush Ek Sabha
mein Bhaashan dete hue:-
Bharat ke Bhenchodo,
Mai bhi Ek Bhenchod hu Lekin Gandhiji Sabse Bade Bhenchod the
Aap Logon mein to Bhenchod ki Bhavna Kut-Kut ke Bhari hui hai
Har Aadmi ko Bhenchod hona chahiye
Ye Manmohanji bhi bhut bade Bhenchod h

Appl!cAt!On tO thE pr!nc!pAl...

Fees maafi k liye application:

To,
The Principal
High school,

Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje fees k liye Rs.500 diye the:
100 ki film dekhi,
150 ki cold drink & snaks,
50 ka girlfriend ka recharge karva diya,
200 science wali m'am par shart haar gaya.

Main samajta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar hai,
par unka to aapke sath b chakkar nikla!!

Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:
Meri fees maaf
ya
Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash!!

Thanks

shAyAr!...

Kitne Chehre Hai Duniya Me

Magar Humko Ek Chehra Nazar Aata Hai

Duniya Ko Ab Hum Kya Yaad Kare

Aapki Yaadon Me Waqt Saara Guzar Jaata Hai.

th!rsty crOw stOry !n h!ngl!sh...

Thirsty Crow Story In Hinglish:
Der was a Kauwa,Siting on a Khamba,
He was vry Pyasa,Here-There Bhatka,
He saw a Matka,
Some Patthar Patka,
Water Gatka & Satka

l!fE nEvEr g!vE sEcOnd chAncE...

V Tk Evrythng 4 Granted

-A Constantly Worried Mom

-Strict fathr

-Annoyng Brothr

-Rude Sis

-Chipku Frnd

-Posesv Lovr

-Nagng Wif

-Demandng Husbnd

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Blink!
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Whn u Lose dem

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-Carng Mom,

-My fathr:My support

-Bst Bro

-Stupid Sis

-My Heart:My Frnd

-My Lyf:My Luv

-My Angel:My Wif.

->My Swty:My Husband.

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Dn't Tk thm 4 Granted.

Lyf Nvr Gvs a 2nd Chance!

Jst love thm alwys

sAntA...

Boss snta nu-grahak nu kadi khali na jan dyo. J chij ni hai ta kuch hor offer krdo.
Custmr-toilet paper daiyo
Santa-toilet paper ta hai ni tusi regmar le jaao.

whO w!ll tEl truth AbOut yEw...

" Only Two persons in the world can tell the truth About u

1.A Friend who is angry on u

2.An Enemy who starts loving u

Strange but True.:-)

n!cE OnE...

Jeevan me sabse bada Jhatka,
Jab husband honeymoon ki tayari kar raha ho or wife bole Aji sunte ho,

Sirf Durex Condom lena, dusre se mujhe alergy hai !!!

Any nEw msg...

Koi new msg h kya? Agr h to us par Dabur höney laga kar din m 2 baar chat lena, kynki send to tum karoge nhi,kam s kam thodi sehat to banegi.

3 m!stAkEs Of my l!fE....

One day Manmohan Singh will retire
And
His autobiography will be called:

"3 Mistakes of My Life"

2G,

3G,

Sonia G.
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jOb !n hOsp!tAl....

Hospital Me Job Nikli Hai

19000/= Salary Hai

Kaam-

SHAKAL Dikha K Mariz Ko Behosh Karna Hai

Jaldi FORM Bhar De

Tera Selection To Pakka Hai

smAll prOblEms...

Sonu Selected a Short Girl To Marry..

Monu- Why Such a Short Girl

Sonu- Mere Guruji Ne Kaha Hai Ki Musibat Jitni Choti Ho Utni Hi Achhi Rahegi

dn't g!vE Adv!cE...

Once a boy was smokng at airport
Girl asked:1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:Why ?
Girl:Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti
Boy:Aap cigrete peeti h
Girl:No
Boy:To kya wo car apki h?
Girl:No
Boy:Thanks for advice,Wo car meri hi h..:-P
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezti bhi ho jati h :P

lAtEst pj...

Vinod-Hathi Ko Sui Ke Chhed Me Se Guzrne Se Kaise Roka Ja Sakta Hai.?
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Aasan Hai Uski Punch Me Gaanth Laga Do.

swEdt Adv!cE...

"Sweet Advice"

Think About Yourself, Atleast.. Once In A Day...

Otherwise.. U'll Be Missing Out The Best Person In This World....!!:-))))

cOuplE On dAtE...

Couple Date Pr the
Baap ne dekh lia & cal kia-Beti,kaha ho?
Beti-Paper dene ayi hu
Baap-Zara dhyan se,Is papr ka result aya to jaan le lunga.:P

ElEctr!c!ty b!ll...

Ek
Pagal Aadmi
Bahut Der Se
Chand
Ko Dekh Raha
Tha,

Phir
Thodi Der Baad
Bola ;-

'Jalte Raho Beta..

Jab"Bijli Ka
Bill Aayega Tab
Pata Chalega."

fAthEr n sOn...

Papa aur beta ek hotel me gaye.?
Papa-Waiter ek beer aur ek Ice-Cream lao.?

Beta - Ice-Cream kyu papa.?

Aap bhi Beer Pijiye na...!
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! sAw A drEAm lAst n!ght....

I saw a dream

last nyt

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U & Me

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2gthr

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U luking

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Bcoz

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I was

Eating

icecream

& U were

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de de na;-)

rEAlly A wE!rd wOrld....

It's funny how we ignore those who want us...

want those who ignore us...

love those who hurt us...

hurt those who love us...

its really a weird weird world!!

pErfEct pEArl....

Perfect Pearl :

Remember that...

"No one will understand you Perfectly in ur life...

Just Give Credit to Those Who Have Atleast Tried to Do it!

rEAlly n!cE msg.....

Why do we sleep when Church is calling?,

But stay awake through a 3 hour movie?

Why are we so bored when we look at the Bible

But find it easy to read other books?

Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God,

Yet we forward the nasty ones?

Why are Church's getting smaller,

But bars and clubs are expanding?

Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity,

But very difficult to engage with god?

Think about it, are you going to forward this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you will get laughed at?

Forward this to all your friends.

80% of you won't forward this.

God said:

If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you on the day of judgment!!!

sAntA's Army tEst....

Santa's Army Test

Pappu-3+5?

Snta-8

Pappu-7+3?

Snta-10

Pappu-8+8?

Snta-Pata nhi sir

Mere pass sirf 10 hi ungli Hai.:D

n!cE.....

Never hate those who are jealous of you...but...respect their jealousy because they are d ones who think that you're better than them...:-)

n!cE l!nEs by bIll gAtEs....

Bill Gates Said-

I m Not Topper,

But Today All University Toppers r My Employees..

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Bas

Yahi Line Har Baar Mujhe Top Karne Se Rok Deti Hai.

gOldEn wOrds...(adult)

Dhyaan Se Padho

--Golden Words--

Jo Apne Hote Hai Wohi Tumhari Gaand Me Ungli Kar Ke Bhaag Jate Hai Warna

Gairo Ko Kya Pata Ke Tumhe Isme Maza Aata Hai :-P

prAy to gOd......

He bhagwan!

Un Tamam Students ko Exam Main Kamyab karna,

Jinhe Sal Bhar Pdhne Ka Time Na Mila.

un masoom hatho ko himat dena, jinho ne unlimited sms Pakages ko kabhi waste nhi hone diya.

ya! khuda un aakho ko paper me roshni dena,

jo din rat orkut facebook pe baith k kamjor hogayi hain.

un Garib bachho ki madad karna,

jo night hours me bat krte rhe aur pdh nhi ske.

Ye msg apne jaise sabhi bekasur logon Ko Frwd kre

A spEc!Al thOught.....

a special ThouGhT:

no maTTer how crazY and FunnY The sc3n3s ar3 around Yöu..

iTs all us3l3ss widouT The Person Yöu wanT To lauGh wiTh..

shAyAr!.....

Karni mujhe khuda se kuch fariyad baki hai.

Hame unse kehni kuch baat baki hai.

Maut aayegi to keh denge zara ruk,

Abhi mere dost se ek mulakat baki hai...

suppOsE....(qustn n answr)

Suppose i m hypnotised for a minute.

I m under your control, thn wat wil u ask me 4?

4ward 2 ur frnz n get intersting replies..Reply is must. . .

scErEt Of hAppy mArr!Ed l!fE....

The secret of a hapy maried life.

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Oye hoye

shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini!

padhai karo padhai.

nalayako

ch!Ld cry!Ng !n c!NEmA hAll....(adult)

Cinema Hall me Bchha roya, Piche se awaz i. Madam is k muh me 1 chuchi dedo.

Bache ka baap bola-kon h Madarchod.

Piche se fir awaz ayi or Dusri iske muh me dedo

chEerful thOught Of thE dAy.....

Cheerful thought for the day:

No matter how hot a babe is

Somewhere there is a guy,who is tired of F*cking her...!

7 rulEs Of l!fE.....(adult)

Zindagi k 7 usul:

1: Chut, Chuchi, Chilam jitni bhi piyo kabhi jhuti nahi hoti.

2: Bhjan, Bhojan aur Chodan hamesha ekaant me hi karne chahiye.

3: Phoda, Lauda aur Ghoda sehlane se badhta h.

4: Lund aur Ghamand dono ko kaabu me rakhna zaruri h.

5: Ladki kitni bhi lambi ho Lund chusegi to baith ke aur chudegi let ke hi.

6: Saanp aur chut jaha dekho maar do.

7: Taabiz aur condom hamesha paas rakho, Bhoot aur chut ka pata nahi kab mil jaye.

pAppu n pArrOt...(adult)

:Pappu apne Parrot se:Jalebi khyega?TOTA:Apni gaandd me dal le Bhousdi k.Pahle Mirchi khila-khila k Bawaseer karwadi,ab Sugar b karwayega kya

r!shtA wAh! sOch nAy!....(adult)

JIJA Shadi Ke Baad Pahli Baar Sasural Aaya Use Dekh Kar SAALI:- Lo Aa Gaya BHENCHOD :-)

SAAS:-Aisa Nahin Kehte beti.!

SAALI:-MUMMY!

Rishta Wahi..!

Soch Nayi. :)

sAntA At hIs bEst AgAIn.....

Santa read in the paper: Microsoft buys Skype for USD 8.5bn.

He looks over to his wife Preeto and shakes his head in a disapproving manner, and says, "Stupids, they could have downloaded it for free!";)

sm!lE......

Pure heart person can have a wonderful smile that makes even his enemy feel guilty for being enemy..

So catch the world with your smile...

Smile yar.:-)

mOst pOpulAr msg Of sEAsON.....

Most popular msg of dis season..

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Kitna pd liya?

:-D:-P:-D

dOn't pArk vEh!clEs !n d!rEct sunl!ght....

Plz pass dis msg 2 all ur frnds 4 whom u care..

Dnt park ur 2 wheelers in direct sun light

IT CAN BE HARMFUL

FOR UR "HIPS"

Jal jayenge...!!:-D

fAcEbook nEws.....

Facebuk news->

Obama updated his status on facebook..

'Osama is dead, justice has been done,party guys'

He got a notification...

Osama Bin Laden likes your status..:-D

whO shOuld bE blAmEd....

"Who should be blamed when a leaf falls from a tree?

Is it the wind that blew it away?

or

the tree that let it go?

or

is it the leaf who grew tired holding on?"

Life unfolds a lot of misundrstndings everyday

its upto us to solve it

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leave it

or

live with it!..:-)

tchr n studEnt...(adult)

TEACHR:btaao

YE KISNE GAYA H?

"M PAL DO PAL KA SAYAR HU

PAL DO PAL MERI KAHANI H

PAL DO PAL MERI MASTI H

PAL DO PAL MERI JAWANI H

STU:Khade lund ne

gAl n hEr mOm...(adult)

Ladki: Mom, mera balatkar ho gaya..

Mom: thodi mirchi kha le..

Ladki: Kya me is se pregnant nhi rahungi?

Mom: Nahi,Chehre se

chudai ki khushi kam ho jaegi

prOpOsAl...(adult)

Gand fadu proposal...

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Boy: Tere paas lund hai?

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Girl: Nhi.

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Boy: Mera le le....!!!:-)

bEAut!ful quOtE....

A beautiful quote " Do not worry if others do not understand u" "worry only if you cannot understand urself."Love ur life..

luck!Est mAn.....

Who is the most lucky man of this week ???

Ans : Kanimozhi' s husband !!!

( Rs. 214 crores in hand and wife is in the jail )

n!cE l!NEs.....

"U can't make sum1 love u,all u can do is b sum1 who can b loved,d rest is up 2 d person to realize ur worth"..!! :)

shAyAr!.....

Pyaar me maut se darta kaun h..

Pyaar to ho jata h krta kaun h..

Hum to kar de pyaar me jaan b Qurban..

Par pata to chale k humse pyaar karta kaun hai..

prOm!sE, lOvE n fr!Endsh!p....

Always take extra care of 3 things in life.

Promise, Love & Frndshp.

Because they don't make noise,

but when they break,they create SILENCE in life..

sAvE EArth n rEcyclE pApEr......

First day of school.. boy sees a beautiful girl siting right next to him and writes in a paper.. "I love u, do u love me?" and passes the paper to her..

she replies.. "no"..

He din't gave up..

he erased her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied.. "yes"..

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Definitely not what you think..

Itz.....

'Save earth.. Recycle paper! :P

y gAls spEnd tOo much t!mE Onn thE!r lOoks...

Y do Girls like 2 spend so much time on
improving their LOOKS
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B'coz they know dat
Boys are STUPID
but not BLIND...++

EnjOy my cOmpAny bEfOrE ! clOsEs my EyEs...

1 Day ,

I will leave the world and never come back.

You will cry when you will see my number.

You will miss me when you sit alone,

won't be able to hear my laugh and voice ever again.

There will be no more ME to irritate , tease,

make you laugh,

and say sorry stupidly.

Tears might flow out of ur eyes,but i will be gone,

long and forever.

So Enjoy My Company as much Before i close my eyes forever....:-(

shAyAr!...

Koi chupata hai,koi batata h,
koi rulata h,
to koi hasata h..
Dosti to har koi karta h kisi na kisi se,
fark itna h ki koi aazmata h aur koi nibhata h...

fAthEr Of pj....

BAAP OF PJ

Evry1 says Rajnikant is perfct ...(i)
Bt,v knw 'no one is perfect' ...(ii)
so, frm (i)&(ii),
Rajnikant=no one
Hence
RAJNIKANT KILLED JESSICA!
Hehe..

b.tEch. syllAbus...

Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko propose kiya thru msg .. Ladki ne 2din mein us se shaadi karli yeh sochkar ki koi itna saara pyaar kaise kar sakta hai!!
socho ladke ne kya kaha hoga??
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I love u utna,
B.TECH. ka syllabus h jitna..!

AwEsOmE lOvE quOtE...

An awesome love quote..
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"The path that leads to love...is so Narrow..that Two can not walk on it....
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...unless they become One....!

ph!lOsOphy Of gAl...

Philosophy of GIRL:
Flirt wit attractive BOY,
Frndshp wit smart BOY,
Luv wit sincere & gud nature BOY,
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Aap jaisa thik samjhe MOM....:-D

bEst prEsEnts tO g!vE...

The best present 2 giv
2 a friend:
HONESTY

2 ur enemy:
FORGIVENESS

2 ur parents:
RESPECT

2 ur lover:
YOUR LIFE

2 me on my bday :
1) Nokia E95
2) Apple I-Pod 320GB
3) Sony vaio Laptop
4) Plasma Home Theatre
5) Digital Camera 32MP
6) Audi R8
thats all...
I'm a simple person wth simple demands...! ;-)

whOsE pEr!Od !s gO!ng....

Clas Me Teacher Nhi Tha Or Bada Hi Shor Ho Rha Tha, Principal Clas Me Ayi Or Guse Se Boli. Kis Ka Period Chl Rha Hai. Sharmate Hue 6 Ldkiya Khdi Ho Gyi

pOEm...(adult)

Twinkle twinkle SEXYSTAR
Kitna HILAYEGA bas YAR
Up abov d BREAST so HIGH
PENIS hs risen in d SKY
FUCK d girl&tel her BYE
Thats d way 2 bcom a guy

f!ll my rEpOrt cArd...

PLz FiLL mY,
>" RePoRT CaRD:

aTTiTUDE___%

CLeVeR___%

LoOkS___%

vOiCe___%

dReSSinG___%

sMiLe__%

NaTuRe___%

aS a FRieNd___%

As A LoVeR___%

RpLy MuST..

whAt u wAnt frOm mE...

Send dis 2 all ur contacts nd see wat dey wan frm u..
1-another chance
2-friendship
3-to chill
4-to cuddle
5-long relationship
6-good laugh
7-an apology
8-a chance 2 b best frnds
9-a hug
10-b my gf/bf
11-better friends
12-get lost..
wat do u wan from me??:-)

cl!mAx !n lOvE stOry...

CLIMAX in the Love Story-

ther ws a girl and a boy who lovd each othr vry mch,
girl alwys said "My heart is alwys wit u.Im living without a heart".
After sm days, girl said dat she cant marry him bcoz hr family disagreed.
D boy said "I need u and ur family's happines.
Aftr few mnths,girl got married and ws looking thru her gifts.she came across a gift and starts crying.The gift was the boy's real Heart packed in a jar.

CLIMAX- ladka ne suicide kiya ya uska murder hua?
Kyunki agar suicide kiya,toh heart pack kisne kiya?

Aage janne ke liye dekhe C.I.D.
mon-fri, 6am,9am,12pm,4pm,7pm,10pm,12am,3am only on sony :-P :-D

fr!Ends...

I askd u 4 stone,u gav me statue!
I askd u 4 leaf,u gav m flowr!
I askd ur hnky 4 my tears n u gve m ur shoulder!
Kuch dost vakai me BEHRE hote h. :-P

yOu ArE thE bEst...

Your smile can be compared to a flower.
Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo.
Your innocence can be compared to a child.
But in stupidity you have no comparison - You're the best!

shAyAr!....

kisi na kisi pe kisi ko Aetbaar ho jaata hai, Ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jaata hai, sirf khubiyon se nahi hoti Mohabbat sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyaar ho jaata hai

! m prOud Of my hEArt....

"I m proud of my heart.
U no y.??
Its played, loved, burned and broken.
But somehow still works...!"

bEAut!ful quOtE....

Unnoticed & truly beautiful quote-

It doesnt matter if you dont have a lover.
Sometimes great stories continue by just being friends.:)

shAyAr!...

Nazar Se Dur Hai Dil Se Dur Mat Karna,
Hum Jaise Hai Waise Hi Kabul Karna,
Hum Me Lakh Buraiya Sahi,
Inhi Buraiyo Ke Bahane Hame Yaad Zarur Karna....

sAntA n h!s w!fE...

Santa - Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha
1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu.

Santa-Maa kasam Jaise Koyle Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho.:

lAst wOrds Of AmEr!cAn sOld!Ers tO OsAmA....

Last Words said by the American Soldiers to Osama Bin Laden..
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Dhappa :D..!!

l!nEs tO bE fOllOwEd !n l!fE....

THE MOST DETERMINATIVE & MOTIVATING
SENTENCE WHICH SHUD ALWAYS
BE FOLLOWED IN LIFE.

THE RACE IS NOT OVER

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T WON YET.%-)...

A brAnch mAnAgEr...

1 Ladki Roz Subah 10 Baje Ped Ki Dal Pe Baith Jati, 5 Baje Utar Jati Pucho Q??? MBA Krke Pagal Ho Gyi Thi, Khud Ko Branch Manager Samajhti thi :-D:-P

shAyAr!...(adult)

ARZ KIA HAI...
MERE HAI SIRF DO HI TATTE...
WAH...WAH...WAH...
MERE HAI SIRF DO HI TATTE...
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YAR CHOOS K BATA MEETHAY HAI YA KHATTAY... :p

tr!cky l!nEs tO undErstAnd...

Its tricky to understand these lines-"Sea is nvr large bt sight of our viewing is larger"! "No one's love is lesser bt our expctations are higher"!!

nEvEr cOmpArE lOvE n cArE...

Never Compare the Care & Love given by your Loved Ones,
Coz every Person Cares & Loves in their Own Style.!!

A l!nE fOr my truE fr!Ends...

A line 4 my true frns: "The day i met u was my favourite accident.." n evn 2day i love those injuries.!

sEnd th!s !f u dArE tO spEAk truth....

I'm gona b truthful for 1ques only!
Ask me 1 question nd i'll answer it truthfully!

if u r brave forwrd it n c wt question u get..

Rply me fast!=-?=-?

stOry Of A l!tlE b!rd...

A little bird was flying back home in winter..
The bird froze and fell to the ground.
A cow came by and dropped some dung on it..
Bird began to realize how warm it was & soon began to sing with joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing & dug him out cleaned him and ate him..

Lessons to Learn: 1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy ;)
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. Wen you're in deep shit, keep ur mouth shut.

shOrt but cutE...

Short but Cute:
"Even an empty message also looks adorable if U like the Sender"...:) :) :) :)

quEst!On n AnswEr....

Rply Must,
If u travel with ur Life Partner what will u choose??
1.Auto
2.Car
3.Bike
4.Cycle
5.Walk
6.Bus
Reply Fast its intresting.
I'll tell u d Ans....

answer:---

1.Auto:sharing love.

2.Car:time pass.

3.Bike:true love.

4.Cycle: mental love..

5.Walk:life long Love,

6.Bus:love with Sorrow..!

Eng!nEers...

Engineer wo h jise lecture me movie ka khayal ata h,theatre me assignment ka sawal ata h.mess me ghar k khane ka swaad ata h,exam se pehli raat ko syllabus yaad ata h. Practical me kuch nahi ata h,fir b pass hone ka andaz ata h.Bunk karte waqt class me saaman bhul ata h,lekin pakda fir bhi nahi jata h.Attendance se jyada proxy lagata h,placement k kahyal me 4 saal barbad karwata h.But still bechara "ENGINEER" kehlata hai.

Eng!nEerss...

Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi, Neend mujhe apni or ghasheetti rahi, Neend ka jhoka mera mann moh gya,Aur 1 raat phir ye ENGINEER bina padhe so gaya...

f!rst AnswEr thEn fOrwArd...(adult)

Duniya me kuch aise chutiye h,
jinhe har sawal ka jawab sirf na me dena aata h?

Kya aap bhi un me se ek h?

Pehle Jawab do,phir frwd karna

shAyAr!...

Masjid ki Nmaaj ya Mandir ki Dua ho TUM.
Ho khuda ka tohfa ya khud khuda ho TUM.
A mere DOST khud hi kro faisla,
dil me rehte ho, ya dil ki jgh ho TUM

quEst!Ons n AnswEr...

Choose a No:-
114,
224,
334,
444,
554,
664,
774,
884,
994,
And i wil tell u ki ap pure din kiske bare mai sochte ho
I m waiting

114 : gud job
224 : lover
334 : kisses
444 : line marne me
554 : money
664 : romance
774 : marriage life
884:about me
994: Eating....
Aisa kya?

my shOrt stOry...

My shrt stry---
Everyone in d world said,dat i have changed a lot..
!
But no one in d world lukd in 2 my eyes n said dat u have compromised a lot..:-(

dO u knOw whAt hurts thE mOst...

Do u know wat hurts d most?
Its wen sum1 made u feel special yesterday.
But, made u feel dat u r d most unwanted person today.."strange but true".....!

!ts nOt Only t!mE wh!ch rEvOlvE....

Its not only time which revolvs around a person u love and respect, most of the time its care which gives them the most comfotable place to live in..!

tEAchEr n studEnt...

Teacher: Jo andr ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega usay gft milega

Eng child: May i cum in?
Hindi child: Main andr a skta ho?
Haryanvi Child:

Aau ke?

AwEsOmE rEAl!ty...

Awesome Reality :

Best friends never propose each other but they feel the hell bad
when one gets committed to some other....:-)

dOn't Act smArt...

Chuhiya ped pe chadhi to Bandar ne pucha
upr kyo ayi?
Chuhiya-Apple khane
Bandar-Ye to Aam ka ped ha.
CHuhiya-kamine tu zada samjhdar mt ban Apple sath layi hu.

l!vE thE bEst lEAvE thE rEst....

"Wen i went back 2 my room, i slammed my college bag on my bed, i relized dat i wont use it again in my lyf evr..

I switchd back my mobile 4m 'silent' 2 'general' n realized dt i won use my lefthand evr again 2 typ msgs durin lectures..

Wile goin 2 bed i checkd if d alarm s corectly set & i relized dat its not needed any more..

Jus as i closd my eyes, random thoughts began 2 visit my mind & flow out through eyes, realising dat my college days r over..

Before these thoughts knock ur heart, enjoy these last days of ur clg lyf n make dem unforgettable part of whole life. live d best leave d rest. Enjoy...!!:) ;-)

ExtrA w!sE ch!ld....

Xtra kamina bacha!
Son:Ppapa Aap ki Luv Marriage hui Thi Na?
Dad:Yes, Par tumhe Kese Pata?
son: Qki aapki shadi or meri Date of Birth me sirf 5month ka FARQ H..

mOrn!ng !n d!ffErEnt c!t!Es...

Morning in cities:
Delhi-get up darling.
Pune- u r getng late dear.
Mumbai- gud mrng swthrt.
Haryana- pani a gaya h. Light jane wali h. Uth rahe ho ya du ek laat ;-)

sAntA n gOd...

Santa nadi mein gir gya,usne bhagwan ko kaha- rabba mainu bahar nikal de,m tere chawal chadaunga. rab ne usko bahar nikal diya.
Bahar nikal k kehta-kaun se chawal...

Rab ne usko fir nadi mein gira diya

santa- arre bhagwan,m to poochh rha hai 'kaun se chawal' 'Meethe k namkeen..??

quOtE...

Unnoticed & truly beautiful quote-

It doesnt matter if you dont have a lover.
Sometimes great stories continue by just being friends.:)

thrEe gOodEn rulEs Of l!fE...

3 Golden Rules of life:

1-Who is helping u,
don't Forget them.

2-Who is Loving u,
don't Hate them.

3-Who is believing u,
don't Cheat them.

Att!tudE...

6 birds were sittin on a tree,
A hunter saw dt n shot ovr.
5 birds flew away,
Bt 1 bird dint move an inch

Y?
.
Y?.
.
.

Kch ni bus..

Nakhre hain madam k.

Att!tudE stAtmEnt...

Attitude Statment of the decade by Rajnikant-

He got 150 questions in exam saying SOLVE ANY 100 ! He solved all 150 and wrote:

CHECK ANY 100 !:-P

hAts Off fOr thE g!rls...

Men !! Men !! Men ! If U advise dem,dey think U r dominating.. If U don't, U r nt doing anything.. If U agree to all their likes, U r sweet If U don't, U r not understanding.. If they call U, they r missing U, If U call, U r disturbing dem.. If they ask U anything, its their right, If U ask, U r interfering.. If they care, they luv U, If U care, U r vry possessive.. ....So Hats off to all great "Girls"!:):) To tolerate these men .:):):)

A ch!ld n mAn...

1 bachha choclte kha rha tha
1ADMI-Itni choclt khana acha nai..
BOY-Mere dadaji 105 sal jiye the!
ADMI-vo choclt khate the?
BOY-nhi,apne kam se kam rkhte the... :-D

gOod n!ght...

"G"o to bed
"O"ff the light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et up earlier
"H"ave a nice day for
"T"ommorow
"GOOD NIGHT''.

cAn ! cAll u...

Can I cl u nw?

Dhondu sent this msg to customer care .Pass this to all u r frnd n see how many bakaras wil say Yes or no:-D

mOthEr !n lAw n fAthEr !n lAw...

Sas ne apne sab damaadon ko aazmane k liye un k saamne dariya mein chlaang laga di.
Pahle damaad ne use bacha liya,
use saas ki taraf se car mil gayi...
2nd day yahi drama hua.
2nd damaad ne bhi bacha liya,
use motorcycle inaam mein mili,
3rd day repeated,
tisre daamaad ne socha ki mere liye to ab cycle hi rah gayi hai.
Kya zarurat hai bachaane ki.
Saas doob gyi.
Agle din us daamaad ko Mercedes mil gayi.
SASUR ki taraf se...:);)

ded!cAtEd tO my fr!Ends...

Dosti wo ni jo apke kaam aye,dost wo h jo apki t-shrt maang kr le jae or kbi wapas na de.dost wo ni jo apko treat de,dost wo h jo ap ke ghar aae or kahe,aj kya paka h,jo b h jldi se le aa.dost wo ni jo cal karke milne aye,dost wo h jo ghar k samane aake msg kare kaminey bahar aa...dost wo ni jo janaze me aaye ,dost wo h jo kabar pe t-shrt le ke aae or kahe,"le nai chahiye tera ehsaan chal uth or meri dosti wapis kar..." Dedicatd 2 u..

quEst!On...

Suppose if u get a chance to have a talk wit my child in future, wat u would like to tel abt me?? Fwd to ur frnds and get interesting and funny replies..:-P

trust cAnnOt bE fOrcEd...

Trust cannot be forced....
It is an emotional attachment, that is given to the one, whom you feel will be with you till the end....!

nEvEr m!ss A chAncE to ExprEss ur fr!Endsh!p...

Around d corner i hav a frnd,
in dis gr8 city dat has no end..
Yes d days go by & weaks rush on, & b4 i knw it,
a yr is gone..
N i never c my old frnz face,
4 lyf is terrible race..
Tmrw i say, i wil cal u my frnd,
just to show dat am thinkin of u..
Bt tmrw cums & goes & d distnc beteewn us grows.
Around d corner, yet miles away, herz telegem sir,
Ur frnd died 2day
N dat wat v desrv & get in d end,
around d cornr,
a vanishd frnd.
So neva mis a chance to expres ur frndship..
:)

hAppy khArbOozA sEAsOn...

Is duniya me Sirf 2 log kismat wale hote hai. 1 wo jinko saccha pyar milta hai. Or Dusre wo jinka kharbooza meetha nikalta hai...
"HAPPY KHaRBOOZA SEASON"...:-)

tAkE hAnd Off thE door bEll..

1 nyt a guy droppd his gf at hr home.
Ar dey wer abt 2 wish each othr gd nt at d front door, d guy bcm romantic.
He leand wid hs hand against d wall n smiling, he said 2 hr "give me a kiss"

Horrified, she replied, "r u mad? My parents wil c us!"
"Plz"
"No,plz. Can u imagine if v get caught?"
" Dere's nobdy arnd, dey r al sleepin"

"No way, it's just 2 risky"

"plz, i luv u so much"

"no ,no i luv u2,but i just can't"

Suddenly d light on d stairs went on, n d girl's elder sistr showed up n in a sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says 2 go ahead n giv him a kiss, or i cn do it. Or if needed, mom says she cn cum dwn hrslf n do it, bt fr God's sake....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL:-);-)

lAtEst frOm nursEry schOol...

Latest from Nursery Schools:
A- Apple,
B- Bluetooth,

C- Chat,

D- Download,

E- Email,

F- Facebook,

G- Google,

H- HewlettPackard,

I- Iphone,

J- Java,

K- Kingston,

L- Laptop,

M- Messenger,

N- Nero,

O- Orkut,

P- Picassa,

Q- Quickheal,

R- RAM

S- Server,

T- Twitter,

U- USB

V- Vista,

W- Wifi,

X- Xp,

Y- Youtube,

Z- Zorpia. . .

Thank god. . A is still Apple..!;-)

shAyAr!...

Ye choti si yaade bada sila dengi,
Gulab ki tarah aap ka chehra khila dengi,
Mat chodna kbi hmari yadon ko,
Yhi yaade har roz apko hamse mila dengi.

u rEAlly luv dAt pErsOn nA...

U really luv dat person na..!!
dnt u?

A PsyChoLogiCal Qustn
no Name ws Mentiond bt Suddenly,
Sum1 Came into Ur Mind

keep Loving dat sum1...:-)

why pEn!s !s sAd...(adult)

Why is Penis always sad ?

His hairstyle's a total mess

His relatives are nuts

His neighbour is an ass-hole

And whenever he gets high, he vomits & faints ;)

n!cE OnE...

Ppl say dat we dont understand d value of our close ones until we loose them..
Bt dey r wrong,
we know their value bt we never think dat we can loose them...

shAr!ng A lOvEly rElAt!On....

"Sharing A Lovely Relationship Not Only Depends On Spoken Words..
But

It Also Depends On Understanding Of The Unspoken Words"

EvEryth!ng !s fA!r !n wAr n lOvE...

Everything is fair in "LOve n War"..

But I suggest pple 2 do War,
bt NVR Love,

coz
Nwadays

"Bullets r cheaper
than
Dating a girl..."!!;)

bOy n g!rl..

Boy-Where's my b'day gift dear?
Girl-U see dat red hot Ferrari on d othr side of d road?
Boy-Yes.!
Girl-Same color ki cap li h tere liye pagle. :-P

husbAnd n w!fE...

Husband: Socha call kr lu Tum miss kr rahi hogi?

Wife:15 min pehle jo ladai hui thi wo kya tha?

Husband: arre yaar

fir ghar ka number mil gya kya..!;-)

fr!Ends ArE l!kE skEtch pEns...

Friends are like sketch pens they color your lives. I may be not your favorite color but u will need me some day to complete your picture.

! m!ss u...

Oye mere dost, andhero k ghost, double ande k tost, bujhe hue lamp post, murgi k rost, flop show k host, bina address k post, i miss u d most....:-):-)

l!fE !s l!kE plAy!ng chEss w!th gOd...

Life is like playing chess with God,
After your every move,
he makes the next move..

Your moves r called choices and his moves r called CHALLENGES...

bOys EyEs n gAls hEArt...

A boys eye is fastr than google in searchng a beautiful gal in a crwd

bt a gal's heart is slower then turtle in frgetng a boy whom she truly loved

lyf !s compl!cAtEd....

Life is very complicated.
Don't try to find answers, because till you find answers..,

Life has already changed the questions...

nyc thOught....

Nyc thought :

Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice, But bcoz u are nice....!!

wOody pj....

Woody PJ:
Wat wood happn if u had a wooden car with wooden seats wooden tyres..& a wooden engine?

It Wooden't start.!!
Ha Ha Ha..

tAkE hAnd Off thE dOorbEl...

1 nyt a guy droppd his gf at hr home.
Ar dey wer abt 2 wish each othr gd nt at d front door, d guy bcm romantic.
He leand wid hs hand against d wall n smiling, he said 2 hr "give me a kiss"

Horrified, she replied, "r u mad? My parents wil c us!"
"Plz"
"No,plz. Can u imagine if v get caught?"
" Dere's nobdy arnd, dey r al sleepin"

"No way, it's just 2 risky"

"plz, i luv u so much"

"no ,no i luv u2,but i just can't"

Suddenly d light on d stairs went on, n d girl's elder sistr showed up n in a sleepy voice she said,

"Dad says 2 go ahead n giv him a kiss, or i cn do it. Or if needed, mom says she cn cum dwn hrslf n do it, bt fr God's sake....
"TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE DOOR BELL:-);-)

nArAd j!...

Ek bar NARADJI ne kuch aisa dekha ki wo behosh ho gaye...

Taakat pane k liye...

Hanu.manji "RJNIKANT CHALISA" padh rahe the.:-D

sh!nchAn...

Shinchan ke ghar Mehmaan aaey hue the..
Shinchan - Thanda peoge ya Garam
Mehmaan - Thanda.
Shinchan - Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan - Pepsi.
Shinchan - Bottle me ya glass me.
Mehmaan - glass me.
Shinchan - simple glass me ya design wale..
Mehmaan - design wale..
Shinchan - line wale ya flower wale.
Mehmaan - flower wale.
Shinchan - chameli ka ya rose ka.
Mehmaan - rose ka.
Shinchan - Sorry uncle aisa glass to hai hi nahi:-|

sAntA...

Santa ko raat me cigarette pine ka
mann kiya.
Sab taraf machis dhunda,pr kahi
nhi mila.
Aakhir me nirash hoke
.
.
candle bujha k so gya. ;-(

rEAsOn bEh!nd EvEry fA!l n tOppEr studEnt...

Behind every FAIL student there is a Hot grlfriend...

& wht about a TOPPER ??

?

?
?

A Beautiful Teacher!
Jiski wjh se usne sari clases attend ki...

!mAg!nE thEsE mOmEnts...u wOnt nEed hEAvEn....

Imagine d Moments:
If a few mnth old cute BABY touchs ur face & laughs wen u go near..
If d prsn u luv Hugs u & Sys I Luv u..
If sum1 aprciates ur talents..
If u r on a SeaShore wid ur belovd, She Holds ur Hands tightly n Lays on ur Shouldr & Sys u r a Valuable Gift In M Lyf.
Den Who needs heaven??:-)

t20 !pl !n ExAm systEm....

T20 n IPL in Exam Systm:
1.Hr paper 1.5 hr ka & 50 Mrks Ka
2.Hr 30Min bd dscsn k liye Brk
3.Hume 1 Free Hit di jaye,Jsme Stdnt Apni Marzi k 1 sawal ka apni Marzi se Jawab de
4.Phle 20min kaPower-Play,jsme Exmnr Hal se bhr rhe
5.Hr crct Ans Pe cheergirls aa k Dance kre :-P

AlwAz hAvE...

Always have :

A one whom u can call up any time..
A one who makes u giggle for no reason..
A one with whom u fight n make up again for no reason..
A one who is ur frnd for no reason..
A one whom u wish u cud hug for no reason..
If u have such one,value it for all reasons!:-):-)

4 !mp rOoms...

4 important rooms in girls body.

(-_-)-show Room
) (
( . ) ( . )-play room
) (
( , )-store room
/ /"\ \-guest room.

shAyAr!...

Ye zindgi ek chahat ka silsila hai,koi mil jata hai to koi milker bichad jata hai.Jise mangte hai hum apni duwaon me,wo kisi aur ko bin mange mil jata hai*

!n pEps! add....

Wat wud imraan haashmi sing if he replaces ranbir kapoor in pepsi add wid sehwag

"bistar pe sone ka,
upar dabaneka,
neeche ghusaneka,

AaAH"....
leagal or illegal sponser of the "doggy shot".... De ghusake... ;-)

s!gns Of shOrt AttEndAncE...

Wen u develope the ability to listen
anything unconditionally, without having any intention of gaining anything,widout loosing urTemper or Self-Confidence, Keeping Ego aside
That means u are IN LOVE???
Naaa....

That means bechare gareeb ko atendence chahiye. :-P:-D

cOllEgE...

Every colg is lyk a tree full of monkeyz. The toppers at the top can c monkeyz below them, bt those at the bottom c only assholes above them!
:-D:-P

shAyAr!...

Dil k zkham dikhane se Kya faida
Kahani dard ki sunane se Kya faida
Jb taqdeer hi humse ruthi huwi h
To ilzam kisi or pe lagane se Kya faida

sOn n mOm...

Boy-Maa, main gora aur bhai kala kyon hai.?
Maa- Beta,maine apni jawani mein bahut galtiyan ki, Bhagwan ka shukar karo ke tum mein se koi BHONKTA nahi hai..!

n!cE msg...

Those who make u smile, thank dem.
Those who make u cry, tolerate dem.

Bt those who make u smile wen tears r in ur eyes, trust dem..:-)

whO sAys fOod pr!cEs ArE r!s!ng !n IndIA...

The only place in India where food is cheap.
Tea=1.00

Soup=5.50

Daal=1.50

Meals=2.00

Chapati=1.00

Chicken=24.50

Dosa=4.00

Biryani=8.00

Fish=13.00

These items are meant for Poor People and is available at Indian Parliament Canteen.

The salary of those Poor People is Rs. 80,000 per month.

Without Income Tax.

Please send it to at least 5 Nagrik INKI GARIBI SABKO PATA TO CHALE! Lets join Anna Hazare against corruption!

l!fE....

Lyf b'cms a burden wen V strugle 2 b wid sum1 who dosn't even knw how much V luv dem...
Bt,
It b'cms even worse wen dey knw it & still V strugle...

dEAth !n wOrds Of A shAyAr....

Kisi shayar ne "Mout" ko kya khoob kaha:
Zindagi me 2 minute koi mere pas na baitha,
aaj sab mere pas baithe ja rahe the,

koi tohfa na mila aaj tak mujhe,
aaj phool hi phool diye ja rahe the,

taras gaya me kisi ke hath se diye vo ek kapde ko,
aaj naye naye kapde odhaye ja rahe the,

Do kadam sath na chalne ko tayyar tha koi,
aaj kafila banakar ja rahe the,

Aaj pata chala ke ''MAUT''itni hasin hoti h,
Kambhakt "HUM" to yuhi jiye ja rahe the..

fursAt....

Log Kehte Hai Ki

Bhagwan Ne Aap Ko Badi Fursat Me Banaya Hai

Simple Si Baat Hai Yaar,

Faltu Kaam Fursat Me Hi To Kiye Jate Hai

shAyAr!...

Kabhi Kisi Se Zikr-E-Judai Mat Karna Is Dost Se Kabhi Rusvai Mat Karna Jab Dil bhar Jaye Hamari Dosti Se To Bata Dena Bin Bataye Bewafai Mat Karna

husbAnd n w!fE !n trA!n...

Pati patni train me upar ki seat pe..
Pati : jab main bolu coca cola, tab tu kapde utar dena.
Jab main bolu pepsi, tu apne tange khol dena
or jab tu bolegi Thumsup to main andar dal dunga.
Niche baitha sardar bola:
agar limca mere upar giri to tumhari
MAA CHOD DUNGA

GOD !s grEAt...

Human beings find thousands of ways to cheat God...

But God punishes them...

by simply making them fall in LOVE... :-):-)

n!cE msg...

The single finger which wipes out tears during our failure is much better than the 10 fingers which comes together to clap for our victory !

swEet AnswEr by A l!tlE bOy....

A sweet answer by a little child in school....

Teacher- "Wat's ur mother's name"..??

Kid- "Abhi naam nahi rakha h, bas pyaar se MAA kehta hu"

l!fE !s smAll...

Life is small, live it!

Troubles are momentary,face it!

Memories are sweet,cherish it!

U r good i agree it,
BUT

i'm too good, Accept it..;->:-@

GOD....

God always likes to know again & again what U want.
It's not that He forgets your needs but He loves to feel the sweetness of your prayer..!!

A gAl sAy!ng ! lOvE u....

A girl says "i luv u" to a boy
bt d boy says dat he lyks sum1 else

D girl,in sad mood, luks at d ground, den luks again at d boy n says
.
.
.
.
.
.
kutte ;-)

shEr Of d dAy...

Sher of d day-

Tumahri girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi,

Wah wah

Tumhari girlfriend kitni bhi Shareef hogi.

Wah wah

Par Nahati to Nangi hi Hogi...

shAyAr!...

Haqiqat k roop me khwab banta gaya,
Dhire-dhire wo chehra kitab banta gya,
Usne kaha mujhe paani pasand h,
Or meri aankho ka har aansu talaab banta gaya...

bEst l!nEs AftEr skl l!fE...

Best senti lines one can say after school life-
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

"GOING TO LEARN WAS BETTER THAN GOING TO EARN...":-(

r u frEe thEn cAll mE !ts !mp...

Are U Free Now?

When U Get Time Call Me.. I Need 2 Talk 2 U About Something Personal

Arabian Sea Is For Sale.. Shall We Both Buy It

gAl n bOy...

Ek ladki ne ladke ko aawaz lagai.

Ladki:O Bhai Jaan..Please suniye zara

Ladka:Oye Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan,

Confuse kyu kar rhi hai.:-P

whAt hurtz thE mOst...

Do u knw wat hurtz d most?
Itz wen sme1 made u feel spcl yesterday....
..but made u feel that u r d most UNWANTED persn today....
Its better staying alone

A nAughty bOy....

A naughty child was sitting on d pot,bt potty wasn't comng. Aftr many efforts he got frustrated&shouted,
"AB TO AJA,MAI TUJE KHA THODI NA JAUNGA".

dOn't bE d!sAppO!ntEd...

Don't be disappointed if d person U Love doesn't Love U...

Coz God said:
"this is my world..And even I couldn't make my creations love me..!"

Good nite:-)

Eng!nEers...

Engineer wo hai jise lecture me Angelina Jolie ka khyal ata h

theatre me assignment ka sawal ata h

Mess me ghar k khane ka swaad ata h

xam se pehli raat ko sylabus yad ata h

Practical me kuch nhi ata h

fhir bhi pass hone ka andaza ho jata hai

Bunk maarte waqt class me saaman bhul ata h

lekin pakda fir b nhi jata h

Attendenc canteen me lagata h

placement k khyal me 4 sal barbad karwata h
Bt still "Engineer" kehlata hai. .....

gAl n rAjn!kAnt...

A girl romantically 2 Rajnikant:

Ek chutki Sindur ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu.

Rajnikant:
O.OOO682974 RS/g.
Mind It... :p:p

bOllywOod mOv!Es nAmEs !f d!l !s rEplAcEd by AndA...

Agr "Dil" ka Naam
Anda(Egg) hota to Films ke Naam aise hote:-
>Hum Anda de chuke sanam
>Hum apke Andey me rehte hain
>Ande wale Dulhaniya le jayege
>Anda jale
>Anda bhi tera hum bhi tere
>Humara Anda apke pas hai
>Anda diya Dard liya
>Anda to pagal hai
>Anda to bachcha hai ji

dOc n !njurEd pAtE!nt....

Dr. ghayal Pateint se-
"Jab car 1 Aurat chla rhi thi to tume sadak se dur chlna chahiye tha.
P-Kesi sadak?
Mai to KHET ME LOTA LEKE baitha tha.:-P

!mp !nfOrmAt!On....

Zururi Elaan,
Agr zyada muth marne ki waja se apka LUN,

Teda ho chuka hai

To,

Ghabrane ki zrurat
nahi,
Aap ne fuddi he leni Hai
kon sa Snooker khelna hai.