lOvE stOry.....

LUV STORY:

1ce dere ws a guy n a garl in a gud reltnshp since 5yrs

N lvd each othr

Guy was sincere n girl ws cute

Both were happy.

1 day girl came 2 meet d guy n showd him her PINK LENSES.

He saw dem & was surprised.

Days Passed n 1 day suddenly guy met wid an accident...

Girl came 2 hospital n waitd for 37hrs..

Den dr. came out n told her,

''Ur boyfrnd has Alcohol in his heart.."

Girl was shockd & was not able 2 think of d reason...

Reason was-

'PINK LENSES'

U know,

"Gulabi Aankhen Jo Teri Dekhi

'Sharaabi Ye Dil Ho Gaya"

I know u want 2 kill me 4 dis msg but what2do yaar

"MERE MSGS FREE HAIN".

sAntA AgA!n

Santa-GOD 1kudi chahiye

God Tu Muslim h toKATRINA Banya h to YANA GUPTA Pnjabi h to KAREENA Bol tera nam kya h

Santa - MOHD SANTA SINGH AGGRWAL

! cAn't chAngE...

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A special SORRY for YOU!

Pl Excuse all my Mistakes before d END OF 2010...

N get ready in 2011,

for New Mistakes!

Because I can't change myself...:-D

EnjOy thE rA!n....

Rimzim Rimzim

Pyar ka Mousam

, ' , ' , ' , ' , ' , '

, ' , ' , ' , ' , ' __,____,

/____,_/ \ .;';';.l__[]__l_ l ,,)(,,

Enjoy d Last Rain of Year

whAt !s sEx....

Beta- Papa ye "SEX" kya hota hai...?

father thinks Oye Bahenchod ye kya Puch liya bete ne, par batana to padega. After that he Says- Beta,Sex me Hum Ladki k Kapde Utarte hai, fir Apne Kapde Utarte hai, fir Ladki ko Pas me Letate hai us k Bobe Dabate hai fir Vo Hamara Lund Chusti hai,fir Hum us k Gand me Ungal karte hai,fir Tel laga k Ladki ki Chut me Lund dal k Hum Lund Ander Bahar Karte Hue Use Chodte hai. Ye hota hai Sex.

Beta-Admisson Form me kya Likhu?

yOu hAvE tO bEnd ur hEad tO rEAd th!s.....

Sir jhukta hai SHARAM me, Sir jhukta hai ADAB me, Sir jhukta hai LIKHNE me, Or Sir jhukta hai kisi "GENIUS" ka msg padhne me, Padho Padho Sir jhuka k padho..

nEw wAy tO pAss t!mE....

Timepas ka new style-

1 machhar pakdo,fir usko zamen pe lita do,Fir use gudgudi kro,or jaise hi wo hasne k liye muh khole,

nalayak ko

ALL OUT pila do..!

thrEAtEnd sAntA's ch!ld...

Santa ghar aaya to dekha k wife bed pe nangi leti hai, paseena nikal raha hai aur saans fooli hui hai.

Santa:Kya hua?

Wife: dil ghabra raha hai,Doctor ko leke aao.

Santa dr. ko lene bhaga to bache ne darwaze pe rok k kaha: Banta uncle bed k niche nange lete hue hain!

Santa gusse me wapis aya,bed k niche se usse nikala aur bola, "behan deya yaara, bhabi teri nu heart-attack hoya ae,te tu lun kad ke bache nu darra reha aein.

whAt !s nE!thEr lOg!cAl nOr !llEgAl.....

A boy failed in xam,

He said 2 his teacher:

"I'l ask u a ques. If u dnt ans,

U'l hv 2 gv me "A" grade

Techer: ok Stdnt:wats legal bt nt logical,

logical bt nt legal n nthr logical nor legal?

Teacher cudnt ans

He gave him "A" grade.

Later d stdnt answrd,

sir u r 63 yrs n ur wyf is 30

dats legal bt nt logical,

ur wyf has a 25 yrs old boyfrnd,

its logical bt nt legal.

Nw u hve gvn ur wyf's lover "A" grade

Its neithr logical nor legal.

mOrAl Of fEw mOv!Es....

WHATS D MORAL OF THESE FILMS:

JANNAT

MURDER

GANGSTER

AWARAPAN

FANAA

&

TITANIC?

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MORAL::- "JO ZYADA SUNDAR LADKI K CHAKKAR ME PADA, WO KUTTE KI MAUT MARA."

thE rEAsOn fOr 7 !!T !Nst!tutEs !N !nd!A...

Rajnikanth did his K.G from 7 different places...

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Today those are known as 7 different IIT's...!!\;-):-D:-D

studEnt n tEAchEr.....

Sir:samundar me nimbu ka paed ho to tum kaise todoge.

student:chidiya bankar

sir:aadmi ko chidiya tera baap bnayega

student:samundar me paed tera baap lagayega

hEAlth t!ps.....fOrwArd whOm u cArE

These r VERY Important

HEALTH Tips:

> Answer the phone by left ear.

> Don't take medicine with cold water.

> Don't have heavy meals after 5 pm.

> Drink more water in the morning, less at night.

> Best sleeping time is from 10 pm to 4 am.

> Don't lie down immediately after taking medicine.

> When battery of mobile is down to last bar, don't answer the phone, as the radiation is 1000 times.

Forward this SMS to people you care for.

Kindness costs nothing...@

ch!ldhOod.....

Feel your childhood

I want 2 go back to d time wen "Innocence" was "Natural",

wen "Getin high" meant "On a swing",

wen "Drinkin" meant "Rasna",

wen "Dad" was d only "Hero",

wen "Love" was "Mom's hug",

wen "Dad's shoulder" was d "D highest place on earth",

wen ur "Worst enemies" wer "Ur siblings",

wen d nly ting Tht cud "Hurt" wer "Bleeding knees",

wen d nly tings "Broken" wer "Toys",

n wen "Gudbyes" nly meant "Til 2moro".

Life has changd a lot.

Hasn't it..?

s!ngh !s k!ng.....

Once MANMOHN SINGH, GEORGE BUSH, SONIA GANDHI & AISHWARYA RAI wer going in a train..

The train entrs a tunnel. There is sound of kissing n a slap. Wen train cms out Bush's face ws red due to slap.

All remain diplomatic & stay silent

Sonia is thinking:

Americans r crazy.

Bush must hv tried 2 kiss Aish

Aishwarya is thinking:

Bush mst hv tried 2 kiss me bt kissed Sonia instead & got slapped

Bush is thinking:

Damn it! Manmohan mst hv tried 2 kiss Aish. She thought it was me & slapped me!

Manmohan's thnking: If train goes thru another tunnel, i wil again make kissing sound & slap Bush..

SINGH IS KING.:-)gudmrngg...:-*

dOnt undEr Est!mAtE.......

Open jeep vich 8 chuhe talwara le k ja rahe c hathi ne pucheya ki hoya?

Chuhe: sher d bhen kise ne chak lye

te nam yara da lag reha

o da faisla karn chale aa..

u w!ll cry aftEr rEAd!ng th!s.....

Heart Melting Story:

A woman was admitted in hospital as she was suffering frm brain tumor.Hr son & al d relatives were around her. She died within a few hrs. Her son cried the whole day & became ill. He returnd home the next day n Wen he opened his cupboard, he found some tablets kept in a letter. In the letter it was written"TAKE THESE TABLETS DEAR. I knw u catch cold easily after crying.

funny but rEAl....

FUNNY but REAL: Love is so beautiful, wonderful and amazing...

It is the best thing in the world until it happens to 'Your Children'..

- Shakespear :)

thAnk!ng EvErOnE...

Before this year ends just want to thank d people who made dis year memorable

Thanks for being a part of my life

Happy New Year in advance..

May god bless you!

mAh lAst n!ght drEAm.....

Mera UK ka VISA aa gaya hai.

3yr ke liye.Mera ye no.31 decembr se bandh hoha.

my new no

+00445868382146

I Will Miss u people

Kal ratko aisa sapna aya tha...

fr!Endsh!p....

Dosti pe jina, Dosti pe marna,sacha dost na mile to dosti na karna,Dosti phool hai,is ko sambhaal k Rakhna ,Tute na dil kisi ka itna khyal rkhna

7 cOntrAd!ct!Ons !n wOrld.....

7 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS

1.Clearly misunderstood

2.Exact estimate

3.Small crowd

4.Act naturally

5.Found missing

6.Fully empty

7.Happily married

4 EnggEn!Ers n 4 gAls !n A bus....

Four Girls take lift in a Car full of engineers.

Since no place, They sit on boys's lap:)

After TEN mins,

Girl1: Are you ECE Engineer!?

Boy1: How youFour Girls take lift in a Car full of engineers.

Since no place, They sit on boys's lap:)

After TEN mins,

Girl1: Are you ECE Engineer!?

Boy1: How you know?

Girl1: Your Tower is communicating with MY Unreachable Area!

Girl2: Are you Computer Engineer!?

Boy2: How you know?

Girl2: Your Pendrive is trying to connect with MY USB Drive!!

Girl3: Are you Mechanical Engineer!?

Boy3: How you know?

Girl3: Your Piston is trying to move into MY Cylinder!!!

EnjOy thE rEmAn!ng dAyz Of 2010....

2010 k beete dino me apne bahut kuch paya hoga,bahut kuch khoya hoga..:-)

Kisiko thukraya to kisiko apnaya hoga.. :-)

Kisise jhagde honge to kisiko sataya hoga.. :-)

Kabhi khushi to kabhi dard hisse me aya hoga.. :-)

Kiye honge manchahe kam kai,or naye anubhavo se galtio ko sehlaya hoga.. :-)

Shayad chhiinli ho kismat ne apki pyari chiz koi par ek nai anmol chiz se jarur milaya hoga.. :-)

Ap bhale he bilkul na badle ho,par apka koi na koi andaz to badla hoga.. :-)

Ja raha hai ye sal wo sare pal samet kar,jin par apne apna haq jataya hoga.. :-)

Jhum lo,muskura lo,ji bhar k jilo is sal k ye kuch lamhe.. :-)

fir dekhna ye sal hamesha apki mithi yado me samaya hoga.:-)

enjoy d remaining days..

hAppy nEw yEAr....

ßeFore the Golden sun sets,

öld calender is destroYed,

and moßile networks Get jammed,

i wish in new Year everY moment u'l enjoY

HappiE nEw Year..

hAppy nEw yEAr....

Wishing U & Ur Family Happy New Year In Advance KyUki 1 Din Bad Duniya Ki 5 Bhikari Company:

TATA

AIRTEL

VODAFONE

IDEA

AIRCEL

Apni Apni Aukat Pe Aa jayengi

!nv!tAt!On fOr nEw yEAr pArty....

INVITATION to all my dear Frndz

4 a NEW YEAR party

On 31th Dec 2010

At-

Nahyan Hall

67th Floor

Suit no.25

Burj-E-Khaleefa DUBAI

Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega:-PB-)

hAppy nEw yEAr....

In the year 2010,Thanks to those who hated me, they made me a stronger person.

Thanks to those who loved me, they made my heart bigger.

Thanks to those who were worried about me, they let me know that they actually cared.

Thanks to those who left me, they made me realize that nothing lasts forever.

Thanks to those who entered my life, they made me who i'm today.

Just want to Thank you for being there in my life.

Whatsoever i might have meant to you...:):)

Happy new year!!!

hAppy nEw yEAr....

☺☻♠Wishing♥

☺☻♠U♥

☺☻♠A♥

☺☻♠Very♥

☺☻♠Happy♥

☺☻♠New Year♥ in advance

wOmEn's ArE cOmpl!cAtEd.......

Why women r complicatd

Bf- u r in a bad mood wats d matter wid u?
Gf- nothng

Bf- is it sumthng i said?
Gf- no

Bf- is it sumthng i dint say?
Gf- no

Bf- is it sumthng i did?
Gf- no

Bf- is it sumthng i dint do?
Gf- no

Bf-is it sumthing i said in casual reference to somethin i did wen d thing i did shuldn't have been done or at least done differently wid more concern for ur feelings?

Gf-maybe

Bf- i knew it.. B-) :p

gOod n!ght slEep wEll...

Fan pe latki Mundi Khidki se tumhe dekhti Aatma Bed ke niche bethi Chudel Parde ke piche sarkati Laash In sabki tarf dhyan mat dena, aram se sona.. Good.Night

hAppy nEw yEAr !n AdvAncE...

WISH U A VERY HAPPY "NEW YEAR"
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In advance

d!ffrNcE bEtwEen prAyErs....

Whats the Difference between People who Pray in the TEMPLE & people who Pray in the Exam Hall...?





Those in the Exam Hall are damn Serious... @
:p :D

! bEt u r gO!ng tO th!nk d!rty....

A 65 year old man went for sperm count. Doctor gave bottle to collect sperm. Next day man returned with an empty bottle & told that he tried with left hand, then with right hand.
Then his wife tried with left hand, right hand.

Then his daughter-in-law tried with both hands, and also with her mouth.

Then
his neighbours tried same way...

But,



nobody could open the

" BOTTLE" :)

\;) May god bless your mind.

A cutE ExcusE g!vEn by A ch!ld fOr cOm!ng lAtE tO skl......

A cute excuse-
Teacher-
Y r u late..?
Stdent- Mom & dad were fighting.
Teahr- They were fighting, y r U late?

Stdnt- 1 shoe was in mom's hand and 1 in dad's..

sOngs rElAtEd tO EducAt!On...

Educatn reltd songs- SCHOOL-apni to pathshala masti ki pathshala TUTION-idhar chala m udhar chala
MATHS-ajeeb dastan h ye,kaha suru kaha khatam.
SCIENCE-aa khusi se kudkushi krle. GEOGRAPHY-musafir hu yaro. ECONOMICS-kyu paisa-2 krti h,paise pe kyu mrti h,
EXAM-zehrelein raatey ninde udda jati h.,
RESULT-jiya dhadak-2 jaye. PASS-aj m uper asman niche..
Fail-jag suna suna lage..

psychOlOgy prAct!cAl....

Psychology ka Practical ho Rha tha

Professor ne 1 Chuhe K Liye
Ek Taraf Cake 0r Dusri Taraf Chuhia Rakh di

Chuha Foran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka

Dusri Baar roti rakhi to uski taraf lapka. Isi tarah bar-2 food item change kiye per chuha 1 bar b chuhiya ki taraf nahi gaya. Prfsr- to isse ye sabit hota h ke pet ki bhuk sabse badi hoti h. Itne me pechay se awaj ayi- sir ek bar chuhiya ko bhi badal kar dekh lete.

sEArch!ng EyEs.....

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('_' )
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('_' )
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( '_')

Aankhen aaj bhi uss hramkhor ko talash rhi h, jisne kha tha

12vi tak padhlo
..uske bad to maje h..

fr!nds ,gAl fr!End n w!fE

Friend is like
"Asian paints" -Duniya badal de.

Girl Friend is like
"Everest masala" -Taste me best.

Wife is


"Mosqitocoil"- kone-kone se dhund ke mare...

EnggEr!ng....

Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.


God - "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai.



Pehla = "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq h.



Dusra - "Main ek Dr. hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai.





Tisra - "Maine ENGRNG KI PADHAI KI HAI."

God - "kuch mat bol mere bache, rulaega kya?

sari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai.
Swarg par tera hi haq hai."


Dedicated to all engnrs...$$

lyf dEpEnds On hOw wE lOok

Read this slowly 'LIFEISNOWHERE'.
Wat did u read?
Life is no where or life is now here!
Just a beautiful line 2 say - 'life depends on d way we look at!

sOn....! m dO!ng hOmEwOrk

SON: Dad, Aj Se School Me Naya Subject Sikha Rahe H-SEX EDUCATION

DAD: Acchi Baat H.

Lekin tu Chaddi M Hath Daal K Kya Kr Raha H?

SON: Homework.

mOb!lE !s Our l!fE...

Mat chino hum baccho se mobile..

hum akele rehne se bahut darte hai..

Le lo exams sms par hi.,,, kyunki.....

yahi 1 cheez h jo hum man laga kar padhte hai:-P

l!fE !s shOrt...l!vE !t w!th lOvEd OnEs....

Rain is irritating if u r gettng wet alone..

Movies r a waste if d seat beside u is vacant..

Pizza is jst some junk food if there r no more than a pair of hands picking it up..

Beach is d dirtiest place to visit alone..

No matter how short life is..

Live it with ur loved ones...:-)

AftEr OpEn!ng book AftEr mAny dAys...! fOund thAt.....

Itne dino baad aaj kitab kholi to ek raaj khula

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Ye b nai aata

ye b nai aata

ye b nai aata

ye b nai aata

ye b nai aata..;)

twO sArdArs dr!nk!ng wAtEr

Do sardar pani piney gye.

Glass ulta pda hua tha.

1st sardar- Iska to muh hi bnd he!

2nd sardar- Ha yar! Niche s bi tuta hua h.:-

whAt th!s hAs hAppEnEd...

A Chinese couple Mr.Hoyo & Mrs.Hoyo had white twin babies

They named

Jo-Hoyo,

So-Hoyo

Next year dey had 1 black baby

They named

YO-Ke-Hoyo.

sAd nEws.....mAh cEll phOnE !s dEAd....EvEryOne !s !nv!TEd....

SHOK SANDESH:-

Bade dukh k sath suchit karna padh rha hai ki Kal raat mere mobile ne antim validity ki saans li.

Postmartom ki report se pata chala hai ki mere mobile ki maut dosto k msg na bhejne k karan hui hai.

ANTIM YATRA-

Pratah 10:00 baje

SIM PUJA-

Dopahar 2:00 baje

BATTERY RASM-

Sham 5:00 baje

STHAAN-NOKIA PRIORITY

SHOKA KUL NOKIA PARIVAR-

5110, 3310, 6600 (Bhai)

7610, 6300, (Bhatije)

N-72, N-79, E-71 (Bete)

Or samast AIRTEL, VODAFONE, IDEA, RELIANCE,TATA DOCOMO parivar.

Jinhe sms na mila ho ise hi sms samjhe.

Mele cellu k ANTIM bhog me jalul-jalul aana..-Baby Micro MAX. LAVA, MAXX, GFIVE.

hAryAnA pEOplE's ArE grEAt....

Bihari: Ye kaun sa station hai?

Boy on platform:Teri maa ki choot, bhosdi k niche aake dekhle,bhen ka loda nawab ban raha hai.

Bihari: Chalo bhai, HARYANA aa gya.

sAntA k!ckEd Out frOm h!s jOb On f!rst dAy....whAt's thE rEAsOn.....

Santa ko BSNL mai opertor ki job mili

1st din use maar-maar k nikal diya gya,

bcoz

1st caller- mera BSNL ka sim block ho gya h

Santa:to pagal Airtel ka lele.

sAntA w!th Am!tAb On hOt sEAt cAll!ng h!s mOm On A vEry d!f!cult quEst!On.....

Amitab-wat is ur fathers name?

Santa fone pe

Maa mere pitaji ka kya nam h

Maa:Sawal kitne ka h

Santa:1000 ka

Maa:quit karde 1000 k liye ghr me jhagde ho jayenge

AmAg!ng BtEch.......

I Nevr Belivd In Luck

Bt

b.tech Taught Me2

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I Nevr Belivd In Shocking Miracles

Bt

b.tech Taught Me2

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I Nevr Belivd Results Cud B So Freaky

Bt

b.tech Taught Me2

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I Nevr Belivd

"I Cud Smile at Professor

Who Screwd My life"

Bt

b.tech Taught Me2

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I Nevr Belivd

I Cud Study

1 Subjct In 1 Nite

Bt

b.tech Taught Me2

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I Nevr Belivd

I Cud Write 36 Pgs In 3 Hrs

Bt

b.tech Taught Me2

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I never Belivd friends could be so handy to help out writing exam

Bt

b.tech taught me2

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I Nevr Belivd

"I Cud Cry Widout Tears"

Bt

b.tech also Taught Me 2

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Njoy 1 f the most difficult courses offered in d world

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njoy the thrill

Njoy the imposiblities

Njoy {b tech}..

A vEry n!cE msg fOr smOkErs.......

Fir Ek Cigaret Jala Raha Hu,

Fir Ek Teeli Bujha Raha Hu,

Uski Nazar me Ye Ek Gunah Hai,

Mai To uske Waade Bhula Raha Hu

Samajhna Mat Isko Meri Aadat

Mai To Bas Dhuaa Udaa Raha Hu

Ye Uski Yaado ke Silsile Hai

Mai Uski Yaade Jala Raha Hu

Mai Peekar Itna Bahak Chuka Hu

ki Gam ke kisse Suna Raha Hu

Agar Tumhe Bhi Gam Hai To Paas Aao

Mai Pee Raha Hu Aur Pila Raha Hu

Hai Meri Aankhe To Aaj Nam

Magar Mai Sabko Hansa Raha Hu

kho kar Apni Zindagi Mai

Apne Be-Inteha Pyar ko Bhula Raha hu,

Ek Cigaret ki Shama ke Bahane,

Mai Apne Aapko Jala Raha Hu,

Aaj fir Ek Cigaret Jala Raha Hu. . . .!

! m nOt dr!nk!ng....

Us Bewafa

Ki Yad Me humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya..

Fir Lgaya

Bread Pe Aur fatafat

Kha lia...

(,)>

<))

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Moral: Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.

w!fE's nEvEr End!ng dEmAnds....

Husband: Main teri roz roz dian farmaishon to tang aa gaya ha islye khudkhushi karn ja riha ha.

Wife: Acchha 1 white suit ta le deo BHOG te ki paungi?

tOoth pOwdEr usEd by rAjn!kAnt....

Once up On a time rajanikant used tOOth pOwder tO get strOng teeth-

tOday dat pOwder is knOwn as

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AMBUJA CEMENT!!! :-D;-)

tAlEntEd 1st stAndArd bOy.....

This story is all about wen i ws in 1st std. I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write "I WONT TALK IN CLASS" 50 times on d board, i wrote.. . . . . . . . . . . . . for(i=1;i<=50;i++) printf("I WONT TALK IN CLASS\n"); Kya karu talent bachpan se he hai..:-D

rEAsOn fOr shOot!ng w!fE....

Judge:- Why did you Shoot your wife instead of shooting her LOVER

?

Man: yoUr Honour !

it's Easier to Shoot a WOMAN once,, than

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SHOOTING a Man Every Month.

gud mOrn!ng....spEc!al chArActErs !ncludEd !n thE msg....

:->HI

 :-)A Very Special Morning knocking at ur Door with

Lots of bless..!

Love..!

Joys &fun..!  Come on get up N receive them..!

 Wish u a fantastic & fab day.

:-)GÛD MRNG:-)

whAt w!ll hAppEn !f A bOy wEArs m!n! sk!rt....

If girls wear mini skirt it looks sexy

How will it look if boys wear mini skirt...

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It would look like temple BELL !!!!

bus dr!vEr n A ch!ld....(adult)

Bus Driver Ke Piche Baitha Bacha Janwaro Ke Naam Liye Shor Kar Raha Tha:

Agr Meri Maa Hathni & Baap Hathi Hota To Main Hathi Hota.

Agr Meri Maa Cow &Baap Bull Hota To Main Bull Hota.

Bus Driver Gusse Me:

Agar Teri Maa Randi & Baap Gaandu Hota To Tu Kya Hota?

Bachha B Harami Tha

Wo Bola- Bus driver...

brEAk!ng nEws....

Breaking News:

Today

Ek Train Cycle Ki Chapet Me aayi..

Train Me sawaar Sabhi Log Maare Gaye.

Cycle Driver "RAJNIKANTH" mauke pe

farrar

rEAsOn bEh!nd sAs n bAhu f!ght.....

Saas & Bahu k beech kyu baat nahi banti...?

U know

Q ki jis bete ko

chaddi pehenna sikhane me 5 saal lagte hai Wo bahu sirf 5 second me utarwa deti hai...

g!rls rEspOnsE.....

If boy tuches girl's face wid rose.

Englsh Girl-Darling,ur so naughty

Urdu-Nahi karo jaan,

Punjabi-Tussi bade romantic ho

haryanvi chori - aankh phodega ke !

rAjA sAhAb's Adv!cE....

Raja Saheb k Marte Samay ki Nasihat .

To Son.

Apne Rishte ki Aurton se Jhuk K Mila Karo taki Lund Dur rahe.

To Daughter;

Apni Bra Me Thodi Rui rakha kro taki Nipple nazar n aye.

To Damad;

Chodne or khodne me fark samjo,

Chodne me zor or khodne me shor, tum ulta krte ho.

To Bahu;

Gand marwane se bache paida nahi hote, agar aisa hota to sabse zyada iske hote jo abi sms padh raha hai !

HAHAHAHA

aur padh le dhyan se... ;-)

prAyEr Of An !dEAl dAughtEr...

Dear god thank u 4 all d blesings u bestowed upon me.
I dont ask anythng 4 myslf,
jus give my parents a damn hot
Son-in-law

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y wE nEed fr!Ends

Y do v need close frnz?

-4 those honest opinions..

-2 pick us 4m d railway station @ 2am..

-2 kick u @ midnyt on ur birthday..

-2 make fun of our new outfits..

-2 get latest print of moviez..

-2 call @ 3 am just to say gudnyt..

-2 listen 2 u, wen evry1 else is yelling at u..

-2 just walk widout ny reason..

-4 d endless Treats..

-2 irritate u wid missd calls wen v r sleeping..

-Or maybe 4 A BeAUtiFuL LyF. . .!

swEetEst pArt Of l!fE----fr!Ends....

A swt line aftr setling a huge fight..
"Tune shuru kia tha!"
A swt line 4a frnd wen mam scolded..
'maza aaya?'
A swt line wen ur crush is absnt..'Yaar pta nai aj achha nai lag raha'
A swt line wen sum of our frnd got dumped..
'Abe wo ladki tere layak hi nai..''
A swt line after bad exam.. 'Chal canteen chalte h'
A swt line wen al grup got punishd.
'Sb teri wajah s hua'
Wid tearz, Da swtst line wen al separate..'PTA NAI PHIR KAB MILENGE'
Frnds r d swetst part

truE lOvE AlwAz w!ns...

Its a real story frm Haryana:
Kya Pyar karna itna bada gunah hai...
1 ladka aur 1 ladki pyar karte the...
Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya,
Usne gusse me bijli se chalne wali aari ko ladki ki gardan pe rakh diya!

Wo aari ladki ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak?

Light chali gayi,
Paas me khada wo ladka chillaya,
HOODA SARKAR ZINDABAAD!

Moral-Agar sacha hai aapka Pyar to sath hai aapke Haryana sarkar !

gAls bEfOrE n AftEr mArr!AgE....

Gals bfr mariage luk barbie doll
Aftr mariage beautful doll

Aftr 1year
Nice doll

Aftr 2year
only Doll

Aftr 5year
Dhol

Aftr 10year
DoLLy bindra. ;-)

mOm !s grEAt...

A Guy falls in love n decide 2 make his MOM meet d girl. He takes 3 girls n introduce dem. When they leave he ask his mom, whether she could guess his lover. Mom: "The second one? Surprised at the right guess he asks: wow mom.! hw did u know?
Mom: Its simple. Of the 3, i hated her the most.
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tOnguE tw!stEr....

A Wonderful Tongue Twister-
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Say Clear And Loudly-
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".........Alpha Q........."
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Say 10 Times And See What Do You Get..!! :-) :-D :-P ;-)

lOvE n trust hAvE nO l!m!t...

Boy saw his g.f sitting hands in hands wid anthr boy..

He came hme n msg his gf
"U knw wat, i saw ur duplicate in d cofe shop 2dy"

Luv n trust hv no limits :)

skl lyf vs cOllEgE lyf....

Scul life Vs
College lyf..

Scul:1 colored dress for hundreds of days
Colg:hundred colored dress for one day..

Scul: two copies for one subject
Colg: 1 copy 4 al subjects

School: a white pipe in teacher's hand (chalk)
Colg: a white pipe in student's hand (cigarate)

School: Most frequent letter- Leave letter
Colg: Most frequent letter- Luv letter

School: if v go itz boring
Colg: if we dont go its boring....

fr!Endsh!p mAthEmAt!cs...

Our Life is "SIN 90"
tht is, ONE.

Love is "COS 90"
tht is, ZERO.

but,

Our friendship is
"TAN 90"

tht is,

INFINITY :)

!nvEntEr Of EXAMS....

Yes yes yes...Got it...mil gaya kamina.....
"HENRY FISHEL THE AMERICAN" was d first to invent d EXAMS....:-|
acha hua khud h tapak gaya wrna mere haatho se bachta nhi..

4WARD 2 all studnts....!!!!!

supErb quOtE...

Superb quote :
Celebrating anythng without friends is like
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Enjoying a porn movie on a radio. . . . . ! ! ! ! !;):p
gudmrng:)

lOvE EvEryOnE

Pyar kar

to 'EK'se kar.

Ho sake to

kisi 'NEK'
Se kar.
Jab tak
na mile
sacha 'DILDAR'.

Kam se kam

'TRY' to
'HAR EK' se kar.

jAat bOy n g!rl

Jaat boy to a Girl- Phone Number deve h k na..??
Girl- "Tamiz se baat karo".

Boy- My dear with due respect i would like to say that

Phone Number Deve h k na..?

bEAut!full l!nEs....

B'ful Lines said in True Friendship n True Love-
" I don't care abt d World n wat People say as long as U make me Feel dat u r My World and not They...":-)

dEegrE Of fr!Ends

*DEGREE OF FRIENDS*..!

Send it to ur FRENDS nd see k wo tmhe konsi degree denge?!!
but 1st rply me

B.A
Beautiful Angel.

B.E
Beautiful Eyes.

B.sc
Beautiful Sweet Caring.

MBA
Mental But Attractive.

MBBS
Much Beautiful But Silly.

B.B.A
Beauty,Bold & Atrractive.

P.H.D
Perfect Heart Dream

l!vE l!fE......EvEry th!ng chAngEs w!th t!mE......

I've seen castles made out of sand,

Met people who believe destiny is engraved on d palm of der hands,

I've seen people change der faith,

Experienced luv change into hate,

I've seen people grow younger wid age,

And a bird who wuldn't fly out of an open cage,

I've seen luv sold for money,

People who r devastated inside but outside thy'r funny,

I've seen d unicorn fall in luv wid d toad,

People who owned half d city have nw hit d road,

I've learned to expct d unexpctd,

Perfection dosn't exist, v'r al defected,

Everyone cries,sum just hide thr tears,

Thy say coal turns diamond over a thousand years,

Sumone may blv u r one in a million,

For othrs u r just anthr nobody in d billion.

So live lyf wid all dat u have,

cherish all ur moments Hapy or Sad!!

Feel blesed wid wat u r!!

Cz Lyf is tooo short n v r jus here for a Moment!! :)

sAntA's bAd luck....

Santa juice ka gilas le k baitha tha.
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pi gya.

Santa- Meri to saali kismat hi kharaab hai.
Beta fail ho gya.
Bivi dost k saath bhag gyi.
Naukrani aa ni rahi.
Nal me pani nahi.
Ghar me light nahi.
Ab juice me..











Zehar dal k peene ko rakha tha, aur WO BHI TU PI GYA.

AccOrd!ng tO rAjn!kAnt....

I dnt fear of dis tyms EXAMS nw bcoz at d beginning of every answer I'll write...
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.'According to Rajnikant..'

80 yrs Old mAn's 20yr w!fE prEgnAncy truth....

80yr Old man to Dr:-My 20yr old Wife is Pregnant.

Dr:-Ek Kahani suno...
1 Shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me Gun ki jagah Umbrela le gaya...
Jungle me uske samne Lion aaya, Usne Umbrela ka Handle Khicha aur Fire kiya...Lion mar gaya...
Old man:-Impossible,Kisi aur ne Goli mari hogi.
Dr:-EXACTLY sem 2 u.

mOb!lE Add!ct!On...

Mat chino hum baccho se mobile..
hum akele rehne se bahut darte hai..
Le lo exams sms par hi.,,, kyunki.....
yahi 1 cheez h jo hum man laga kar padhte hai:-P

rElAt!Ons !n l!fE....

"Many relations will cum into life as just rain on ocean, bt only some will take d best place like d drop which fortunately becomes a pearl"...:-)

publ!c bus....

Public bus me sardarni ne sardar se kaha : suno ji ye Aadmi meri blouse me haath dal raha Sardar: O dalne de usse kya pata ki tera purse to mere pas hai...

shAyAr!

Bhulte nhi apko kabhi ye kaise batayenge

apki ehmiyat kya he ye kaise samjhayenge

aasman se uncha he rishta apna

chote se sms me kaise likh payenge...GUD N8

lOv!ng A g!rl (adult)

The Award 4 Best msg of 2010 goes to this msg:-
"U may Love a Girl very deeply But U CANNOT Express it more deeper than 4 or 5 inches":-)

shE!lA n munn!...

Arzz kiya hai:

Agar Sheela kuchh der pehle jawan hoti
Agar Sheela kuchh der pehle jawan hoti..
Toh shayad munni thodi kam badnaam hoti..:-D

shAyAr!

Tu Mujhe Mohabat Ki Aisi Kitab DeDe
Ishq K Sare Sawalo Ka Jo Jawab DeDe
Ae Khuda MujhKo Agr Kch Dna Hi H To
Aj Ki Raat Tu UnKa Khwab DeDe

shAyAr!

Tamanna se nahi tanhayi se darte hain, Pyar se nahi rusvayi se darte hain,
Milne ki bahut chahat hai, Par milne ke baad judayi se darte hain...

l!nEs frOm A brOkEn hEArt...

Kya Karta tujse Bat Kar K
MusKuraNe Se PhLe Hi tu RuLa GaYi,
Kya Keh Kar RoKta main tujhe, tu To,
Jate Jate GaiR HoNe Ka Ehsas Kara Gayi.

AlwAz rEmbEr dAt v wErE fr!Ends....

...Kuchh yade yaad rakhna,
...Kuchh baatein yaad rakhna,
...Umar bhar dost rahe na rahe hum,
...Hum dost rahe the kabhi
Bas ye yaad rakhna....!

shAyAr!....

Aapki kushi ki chah karte hai, Bas itna sa gunaah karte hai. Aaj "AAPKE INTJAAR" me baithe hai hum Dekhna hai "AAP HAME" kab "YAAD" krte hai

rAjn!kAnt !n cOOk!ng chAmp!Onsh!p....

Rajnikant went 2 world cookin championship,
of course rajni won
bt guess wat he made in finale??
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lal mirch ki meethi khir:-*

hubby tAunt!ng w!ffy On hEr f!gurE....

Wife:Kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI k Bottle Ki Tarah Thi.

Hsbnd:Wo To Ab Bhi H,Bas Pehle Bottle 300ML Ki Thi.

Ab 2 Ltr Ki Ho Gayi..

thE sEcur!ty guArd (adult)

Aadmi Security Guard se:Tum jante ho main C.M. k bahut CLOSE hu Mujhe Andar Jane do,
GUARD:Sorry Sir, "AAND"Bhi Lund Ke CLOSE hote hai par Andar Nahi jate

unbEAtAblE rAjn!kAnt....

Galileo used lamp 2 study..
Graham bell used candle 2 study..
Shakespeare studied in street light..
But,
Do u know about
RAJANIKANT ?
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only Agarbatti :-D

hubby n w!fE

Miyya Biwi ki bol chal band thi.
Koi jaruri baat karni hoti to bacche k jariye baat karte.
Ek din Husband ka SEX karne ka mood ho gaya,usne bacche ko kaha:Beta apni Ammi se kaho ki latter type karna hai,type writer pe.
Biwi ne kaha:keh do laal ribbon laga hai baad me karna.
3 din baad biwi ne kahalwaya:beta apne Abbu se kaho letter type kar le
Husband:beta jao keh do,latter jaruri tha hath se likh liya.

frustrAtEd dOctOr (adult)

Doctor 1 aadmi k piche bhag rha tha.
Logo ne pucha-kya hua Dr ?
Dr.- 5 baar aisa hua, ye maderchod NASBANDI Karwane aata h,
aur hr bar JHAAT ktwa k bhag jata h

n!cE msg

Arj keeta hai=
Mittran di tor nerali hai.
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Aven na matha mar msg khalli hai

m!sErAblE r!ckhsAwAlA's....

Banta:Duniya me sabse Dukhi aadmi kaun hai?
Santa: Bichare Rikshaw wale.
Bnta:Q
Snta:Qki ladki Kuwari ho ya Married "Bhaiya" hi bulati hai

tAlk bEtwEEn husbAnd n w!fE At f!rst n!ght (adult)

Santa Suhagrat pe sex karte hue:Mene shadi se pehle bahut sari randiya chodi hai
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Biwi shrmate hue:Me itni der se yhi soch rhi thi k mene aapko kahi dekha hai.

OnE hEArt n sO mAny g!rls...

Mhare dhorai B Ek Dil Tha Yaaro,Jo eeb Kise Nai Chura Rakhaya Hai,eeb Roz Roz Naya Dil Kit tai Lyavai,maa ki su In chhoriya Nai To Gadar Macha Rakhaya sai..;-)

ch!ld , bOy n hEr g!rlfr!End (adult)

Ek baccha,ek ladke aur ladki ko sex karte dekh leta hai.

Baccha mjhe b karne do warna mai aapke papa ko sub bata duga,

Ladka -le yr karle.
Baccha kafi try karta hai,par uska khada nhi hota,
Baccha chaddi pehnte hue
"maa chudaye duniyadari"
Mai to shikayat hi karuga

mEmOrAblE mOmEnts Of EvEryOnE ch!ldhOOd...

Aise kon se do hadse hai jo bachpan mein har ladke k sath hote hai.

Ans-1: madam par dil aana.

2-pant ki zip mai lulli fasna :-P :-P

Hai naa ???

tchr And studEnts (adult)

Hindi Mam said,
Write a poem on
''Girdhar barse aangan me''..

Students-
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Ek hamari pyari madam,
Masti bhare is yovan me,
Shaam hui jab piya ghar aaye,
Khat bichaye aangan me,
Lub choose stan dabaye,
Lund ghusaye janghan me,
Wo sisak-sisak kar ro padi..
Jab.. ''Girdhar barse aangan me''

f!ght OvEr pr!ce (adult)

Sardar khatiya khareed k Sir par Rakh kr ghar wapas ja raha tha,
Raste me 1dost ne pucha kitne ki laye ho,
Sardar;800 ki
Dost:Marwa Aaye Gand 600 me to yahi Mil jati.
Thodi door chalne pr 1 or dost mila/ khatiya kitni ki laye ho
Sardar:600 ki
Dost: marwa aaye gand yahan to 400 ki mil jati.
Phir 1 or
Dost: kahan se aa rahe ho sardar gusse se> gand marwa kr aa raha hun,
Dost> Accha khatiya bhi saath le jaate ho kya?:-P:-D

A pOEts stOry (adult)

1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka daalne bank gaya aur kaha:

Arz hai,
Takdeer mein joh hai wahi Milega..
Hands Up bhosdiwalo koi apni Jagah se nahi Heelega!!

Fir Cashier se kaha..
Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo...
Ma ki chut joh kuch bhi tumhare paas hai jaldi se iss bag mein dal do!!

Bahut koshish karta hun teri yad bhulane ki...
Bhenchod koi koshish na kare Police ko bulane ki..!

sOn Ask!ng h!s dAd A quEst!On....

Beta-Papa is paheli ka jawab do.
Masal masal k khada kiya or thuk laga k ghusa dia.

Papa-mar khayega.

Beta-arre papa SUI ME DHAGA.:-)

stOry bEh!nd b!g bOss h!dEn fAcE....

Once Rajnikant gt angry on his frnd & told him nt 2 show his face ever again
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2dy dat person is knwn as BIG BOSS...:D

tchr w!th studEnt....

Teacher-Dhobi ka kutta Na Ghar ka Na Ghat Ka

Aisa koi Same Muhavara Bana Ke Batao

Student-Sania ka baccha,Na INDIA ka Na pakistan ka

sAntA n h!s g!rlfr!End....

Santa asked to gf: Kya tumhare underwear me 2 hole hain..?
GF: Nahi,Besharam..
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Santa: to fir tangein kahan se daalti ho..?:-P

rAjn!kAnt At h!s bEst AgA!n.....

Recently in china industries were closed due 2 heavy Fog..!!!
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Later it was discovered that rajnikaanth was smoking from india..!!!

!nd!An tO!lEt.....A!s! AzAd! Aur kAhAn

Which is d Longest Toilet in the World?

Answer=
THE INDIAN RAILWAY TRACK

U can use it from
"KASHMIR To KANYA KUMARI"

Aisi aazadi aur kaha

rEmEmbEr mE AlwAz...

Log khete hai....!

"Agr ache logo ko yad kiya jaye to waqt bhi acha guzrta hai.
So....,

"miss me every time;-):-)

rAjn!kAnt AgA!n....

When Rajnikant switch on his AC without closing the door
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Winter starts in INDIA..!

Happy Winter!
enjoy winter-)

shEE!lA

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SHEILA
AB YE NACHEGI
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Nach SHEILA Nach
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NACHI KYA..?
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Nhi
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SORRY
SHEILA SASTE MOBILE PAR NHI NACHTI

sAntA

SANTA Ne Padosan Ko Khat Likha

"I LOVE U"
Or
Niche Likha

Mene English Me isliye Likha H
Ki
Teri MAA padh na sake
Ki
Muje Tumse Pyar.

rAjn!kAnt At !ts bEst AgA!n...

RAJANIKANT killed one terrorist in pakistan
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Via Bluetooth.

mErry chr!stmAs

Jingl€ b€ll jingl€ b€ll ,jingl€ n d way $anta cl@us€s cmng @r¤und riding on d sla¥e....
m€Rry ChR!$Tm@§§.
gud mrng..:-P;-)B-):-D

mErry chr!stmAs

Bells are ringing the wishes of Christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry Christmas

mErry chr!stmAs

If today's nyt a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack,
dont worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS..
MERRY CHRISTMAS!:-)

b!hAr! dr!v!ng l!cEnsE

BIHAR DRIVING LICENSE FORM:
__________________________________
DRAIVING LAICENSE
APPLIKASON PHARM:

Note: Please do nat soot the person at the applikason kounter. He bill gib you license..

For phurthar instruction,
see botom pharm.

(Please check karrect opson.)

1. Last Name:
(_) Sinha
(_) Pandey
(_) Misra
(_) Dont knowing

2. Phirst Name:
(_) Ramprasad
(_) Lallan
(_) Sivprasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
(_) Dont knowing

3. Age:
(_) Less than phipty
(_) Greater than phipty
(_) Dont knowing

4. Sex:
(_) M
(_) F
(_) Nat Sure
(_) Nat Applicabul

5. Chappal Size:
Lepht: Right:

6. Occupasun:
(_) Palitisan
(_) Dhoodhwaala
(_) Pehelwan
(_) Hause Waife
(_) Nat know
(_) Unemployed

7. Number af children
in Hause:
8. Number of childrens that is yours:

9. Mather Name:

10. Phather Name (If not know, leave blank)

11. Ejjucashun : 1 2 3 4 (Circle on highest grade)

nOt EvEn dEAth cAn sEpArAtE lOvErs....

A boy promised his girl
boy: nothing, can take me away from you too long..
(But one day, he had an accident and died. The girl was so miserable that she took her own life. An angel in heaven told the boy the sad news. Suddenly, the boy attacked the angel. He was sentenced to hell. There, he found the girl crying)
He hugged her and said: "Remember what i told you?
Nothing can take me away from you too long..Not even heaven and angels."

Mdu the great

Once Rajnikant Appeared for MDU exms. n
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He FAILED

MDU Rocks. Rajni Ho Ya Gajini...
MDU me sbki bajni!

Ohhhhh girlsfriends qustns....never ending...

If Columbus had a GF, he might hav never discovered America bcoz...
GF: Whr r u going?
Wid whom?

Hw r u going?

To discover what?

why only u?

What should I do when u r gone?

Can i come with u?

When will u be back?

Where will u stay?

U'll miss me na?

COLUMBUS: Le meri maa, nahi jata!

Friends forever

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♥fяιєиðѕ fσяєνєя♥

to show is the rltn

Both are quiet bt have hundreds of things running in d mind

Both r mising each othr badly but want d other one to initiate d conversation

Both want to be wid each other, to fight, to argue, to shw luv, bt wud pretend dat dey r fine widout each other

dey wud send each other silly msgs bt wud nt tel tht 'Stupid I am missing U'

dis is frnship smtimes we mis out on most luvable moments just because we want d other one to take d first step.
Showin love might nt improve d situation bt showin anger definately ruins it....:-)
worth a thot:->

tchr qustng student....

Theacher-"LAdki sab ladko se hans-hans ke baate karti hai

Batao is sentence me ladki kya hai?

"Student-"Sir, ladki bahut chaalu hai"

tchr student (adult)

Studnt:sir ye mardana kamzori kya hoti h?Teachr beta agar aap k khwab me koi ladki aye or waha par bhi uski izzat bach jaye,to ise mrdana kamzori kehte h

son n father...

Baap ne bete ki talashi li, cigrate, gutkha, ladkio k no. Nikle..

Baap ne bahut mara-kabse chal rha h ye sab?

Beta rote hue-papa ye apki jacket h..;-(

students from skl to coll

Classic example for students of different age groups:-

1st to 3rd stndard- maine exam k liye pura padh liya...

4th to 6th std- yar wo ques bahut hard tha isliye usko chod diya...

6th to 10th std- bey sirf imp ques padh k jana...

10th to 11th std- abe 4 chapters kafi hai... kitna padhega...

12th- kal kaunsa exam hai jaldi bata...

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Clgs- oh! Aaj exam hai... Kisi ne bataya hi nahi..

tchr n student.....

Teachr in exam-why r u stressd?

Did u 4gt ur roll no?

Pen? Calculatr?

Studnt- o chup krja.

ethe mai glt subject di prchi le aya.

Tenu pen pencl di ag lgi h

rltns....

Quote of d century- "Wen yu r single, all yu see r happy couples & wen yu r committed, all yu see r happy singles"! :-)

rajnikant....

USA POWER

VS

INDIAN POWER

USA:

10000nuclear weapons, 600000army, 10000tanks,

12000airforce, 3000ships.

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INDIA:

"RAJNIKANT"

MIND IT..!!

nice use of english

Girl ur name.? Boy-Black Lion. Girl r u joking.? Boy-No, its means kalu singh. & urs name. Girl-Soft Underware. Boy r u joking.? Girl-No,its mean komal chadda.

santa n jailor

Jailor-:Tumhe kal Subah 5 Baje phansi di jayegi.

Santa-:Ha Ha.

Jailor-:Kyo has rahe ho?

Santa-:main to Uthta hi Subah 9 baje hu.

only for disturbing....

Delhi

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paas

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nizamudin

railwaystation

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train no.6162

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route

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3rd station

Bharatpur

Ke

Ek chote

Se

Gaon

Ke

Nazdeek

Wale

Kabristan

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Chowkidar

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Kabr

Pe

Baithe

Huye

Kutte

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Aage

Wali

Right

Side

Ki

Taang

Ki

Tisri

Ungli

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Nakhun

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Paas

Chhupe

Baby

Huye

Cocroach

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Pait

Mein

Rehne

Wale

Bacteria

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Chromosomal

DNA

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Nucleotide

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5th

Carbon

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Outer

Shell

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4th

Electron

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Kasam,

Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai!

gal n boy

Boy:cinema chale?

Grl:ni,wahan tum muje touch kroge

B:no

G:mera hath pkdoge

B:no

G:muje Ki.ss kroge

B:no

G:to apni behen k sath hi chle jao na.:-D

dad's suggestion to daughter...

Girl:Papa 1 LaDka bar bar

'I Love U' bolta h, kya krun? Father:Beta us se shadi krle, Zindagi me agr dubara bol de to mera Naam badal dena.:-(

buzzy students

A depressd student went 2 rail track 4 sucide

train cumng closr & clser

bt

he sudnly cum out of track n said

oh,shhitt!tution ka time ho gya!:-P

flirt

Sweet flirt:-)

Boy: why havent u had a boyfrnd yet ?

Girl: m nt allowd to hav a bf, y dnt u hv a gf ?

Boy: cz u r nt alwd 2 hv a boyfrnd yet..!!

What a freind

Wat is frnd?




 

A little gal said-whn I wnt 2 clas widout wearing my tie,I sw him removin his tie & kipng in his pocket,jst to get pnishment 2gether,

Dats d frnd.

engnring

2 ENGNRING Studnt raat me padhte hue.

1st:Kitne bjE h?

2nd ne1patthr uthakr samne wale ghar par mara,

1aurat nikli boli:Kamino ab to so jao rat k 3bj rhe h

santa

Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,

Aurat:dekhta kya h?teri maa k umar k hu

Santa:ha to me b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu